"DA BES! APPSLUTLTY DA BES!" Well past his tenth drink, sheets completely outrunning the wind, Dendoren son of Fen lifts the Gnomen bard up clear of his stool and spins him once through the air. Much like one would a child, if one had a complete disregard for the safety of children.
Signaling to Hamn, or rather to where Hamn was a minute ago, the dockworker loudly proclaims "AIYMAPAYROOOOM!" and drops a sizable purse on the bartop. "YU, STAY, HERE, TINIGHT." The big man says to Fizkin, over-emphasizing each word and pantomiming what one could only assume were directions to, well, here, the inn. Massive grin seating itself proudly on his face, he begins to sing the chorus again before promptly passing out and toppling over onto a nearby table.
Feeling the supporting weight of man beneath him begin to fall, the bard looks towards the fast-approaching floor.
Accrobatics DC 10 to land on your feet. Or not, to land on your face.