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Trudging along behind the others Chuffy watched as Mogmurch and Poog argue over tidbits and whatnot. He himself never noticed anything of interest.

"Curses! Mogmurch and Poog find goodsies and Chuffy nothing! Unfair!!" He hissed under his breath.

Ahead of him there seemed to be commotion. He peered into the mists in front of the others.

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19

"Oi! Stupids!" He hissed at the ones in the front.

"BIG Dog over thata ways!" He said as he pointed ahead.

Revising then as i can't edit now

"GAH! Spidey too far! Chuffy... tired!"

He slows his pursuit and stops hands-on-knees, huffing and puffing, a few strides away from the spider. He gives it the evil eye instead, thinking of the glorious stabbing that he will deliver unto it!

Grinning as he brandished his now slick Dogslicer, Chuffy follows the retreating spider. Taking care to stay to the sides of it.

"Have more stabs! Pain makes fun for Chuffy!"

Having lost sight of where he stabbed last, Chuffy settled with the closest leg. Stab!

Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Chuffy carefully steps around the spider and takes a stab at one of its legs!

"Ugly spider! Fun pain stabbing time!" He cackled.

Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

The corners of Chuffys mouth turn up as he grins manically! He sprints out into the marsh.

Stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (11) + 16 = 27

"Ha, Chuffy eat the slugs!" Taking care to spit out the poisonous stuff!

Slug 1: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13

Slug 2: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16

Slug 3: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21

Slug 4: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11

Slug 5: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

He gags horribly and belches out the first one. Fights on and eats the second, the third too and then retches out the remaining two.

"Bah! Mogmurch least heroic of goblins of heroicness! I be the heroicest of all!" Chuffy blurted out as he'd had a few quaffs of fermented apple stuff. Mogmurch stupid. Push Chuffy out of line for apple stuff. He went on thinking as the cider jumbled his thoughts even more.

Fortitude: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9

"I's sure i's the best at stabbing! I's stab anything with anything!" He continued, as he illustrated by stabbing air with his finger, putting on quite the show. If one was into stabbing that is.

I'm totally new at this. Which has me questioning if my (Chuffys) actions are legitimate, or if i should have had attempted to sneak rather than doing it outright.

Not making as much fuss as the others Chuffy quickly sneaks in before the others.

"I's first, your Girthness!

Quickly flopping down in the dirt before him. He shoots a glance and, well he doesn't really need to, makes a face toward the others.