Want absolutely perfect adherence to Rules As Written, with zero table variation, zero GM fiat, zero misinterpretation of rules, by GMs and players? Here's the secret method to accomplish all of those goals:
Instead of attending a Pathfinder Society event, play a Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game!
World of Warcraft, Guild Wars 2, Dungeons & Dragons Online, Pathfinder Online, the list goes on. All of them fit the criteria above. A computer GM will interpret its code the exact same way, whether you log onto the server from New York, London or Sydney. Your PC can do exactly what the code says he or she can do; no more, no less. You can even hold a LAN party if you want some in-person interaction with other players.
Don't want to play a computer game? Then I suggest cutting everyone involved a little slack. Calm down about perfection on both sides of the table, and enjoy the unique interaction among human beings that tabletop role playing provides.
(Too bad I didn't think of this three days ago!)