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You might be surprised.

(But holy Hastur I hope not.)

Unless you're an a**hat.

There are a lot of those going around these days.

Why is competence so hard?

Because mediocrity and inertia are usually enough to keep most people from being removed and require much less time, effort, and investment?

Basically, most of Europe has their s*$! much better together than us.

Which is exactly why the Powers That Be here have spent the last 30-40 years demonizing Europe and the EU and UN.

Heck it was one of the big reasons we didn't switch to the Metric system when we had the chance. Among other things, obviously, but a campaign of "we don't need to be like those pansy Europeans!" was definitely a contributor.

They do know you're not machines, right?

Would you be at all surprised if they said "they're not?"?

Sadly that's probably exactly 100% how most people I know offline would react to learning that. And completely without irony or sarcasm.

Time to think up some new gestures!

I know one that might be appropriate for these clowns. It even uses two less fingers.

no intelligent interpretation of the play would suggest that Claudio and his stupid assumptions are sided with

Well, she did say we were talking about high schoolers.

Everything looks accurate from here.

Orthos wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

lisamarlene wrote:

Wahoo! We have a house!

Just to rent for the time being; we can't proceed with buying until Whingey Wizzard is working, but at least our rental application has been approved, and we're going to overnight them our deposit first thing tomorrow. (Why they won't accept wire transfer is beyond me.)

My new commute will be LESS THAN TEN MINUTES, entirely on residential streets. It's three miles from the new school.

Oh, and I discovered there's a Jamaican restaurant less than five miles away that makes curry goat and festival (corn fritters).

And it's 12.5 miles away from the Polish deli where they sell the good sausage and make paczki on weekends.

Things are looking up!

Any commute under 6 miles is better by bicycle.

Especially in hot weather.

This man speaks lies.

(Bias confession: I move my car around each day at lunch so that it's parked in a shady location all day, crack the windows if it's not scheduled to rain, and am not averse to letting the car sit and cool for a few minutes before departing, no matter how short the trip. Also my disdain for bicycles on car-dominated streets is well known.)

Long winded car driver babble.

Go the speed limit or get off my road. ^_^

Yeah, damn those other humans.

Mustn't.... create... new "Farael Threads are no longer hosted on Paizo.com! (very sticky, wash your hands)" thread...

Do it.

But then again, surly and contrary are pretty par for the course for me these days.

Orthos, do try to look on the bright side of life!

I did that once. It hurt. Nobody warned me to wear sunglasses.

Alternatively, <insert whistling here>

Google Chrome warns me that if I want to sign in, I have to allow the company to know my age, language, "a list of people from your circles, ordered based on your interactions with them across Google", and "Send your activity to your private Google+ history".

My answer? "%&$&*$ no! You can send me the present, or, now that you've annoyed me, I'll sic my bank and my lawyer on you because you're an ***hat."

Welcome to the wonderful world of Online Market Statistic Gathering. Where your purchase is just the next cog in the grand machine of Telling Corporations What To Try To Sell You!

For reasons prohibited to discuss by the rules of this forum, I am now pissed off. This will probably persist until bed.

I've grown even more cynical in my time away, if that were possible. I didn't think it was, but you know, just when you think you can't, a depth of cynicism I'd not discovered is just below the surface, if you keep burrowing with hatred enough.

Yes. Yes. Let the hate flow through you.

Otherwise I'm going to end up eventually spending another night tossing and turning because I'm too pissed off at the more vocal subset of humanity that's irked me this week to sleep.

Don't count on it.

BAH! HUMBUG!

I think he likes his horse more than he likes other people.

Have you met people? I don't blame him.

Nghhh nyaaarrrrghhh mrrrghhh.

It's okay, man.

Dammit Tactics, stop being sane! We're having nerdrage in here!

(That is, also +1)

NERFED CASTING! MONKS ARE BROKEN! PSIONICS IN CORE! STILL THE SAME OVERDONE SEVEN CORE RACES! FIGHTERS ARE STILL USELESS! WHERE IS THE BARBARIAN?! FIRE AND BRIMSTONE! DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER! MASS HYSTERIA!

I don't see it.

I resemble that remark.

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for Ambrosia Slaad's insensitivity towards bald people.

I blame Cosmo for Ambrosia Slaad's insensitivity towards bald people.

I blame Cosmo for Ambrosia Slaad's insensitivity towards bald people.

Here here.

Just trying to place you on my scale.

Ahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah.....

Oh wait you're serious.

Cynic wrote:

James Jacobs wrote:

Hate doesn't exist at Paizo.

I don't believe you.

Why would a T-Rex lie?

Same reasons anyone else would.

Hate doesn't exist at Paizo.

I don't believe you.

Cause it won't.

I believe the dead president just lied.

Claims that you will have a religious experience playing the right way at my table

Nerdrage

I. Hate. Everything.

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS FEELING

Whoa, hey, it's nice and all but let's not go overboard here.

This recent turn of discussion pleases me immensely.

Damn people. World'd be better off without 'em.

What the bard said.

Faith in the human race? I think I burned that, many years ago....

Yesssss. Feed me with your suffering.

I hate everyone and everything! :)

Goooood, goooooooooood.....

Dear world: Thanks for reminding me why I hate everything. Nice job.

Except breakfast. Not hating on breakfast right now.

Quiet, Jaundice Eyes, I'm busy meditating.

Yes, let the hatred fester.

You only just now begin to understand.

Class bloat! 3.5 splats! Doom and gloom!

:)

NERDRAGE

It isn't already? That's why I'm here....

magnuskn wrote:

what, I don't care anymore. You obviously don't intend to listen to anything anybody else tells you, so whatever.

Actually, this being the internet... did you expect anything else?

See, this is what you get for letting your guard down and trying to be helpful.

Let the anger flow through you. Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken.