About Compensates for nothing!Background:
Is this a practical joke Apsu? Said a dark, full voice that grated like Iron, as a white pawn was moved on what looked like a 3-4 or perhaps even 5 dimensional chess board. The joke may well be on you, "Lord" Moloch. answered a deep resonant voice that sounded, perhaps uncharacteristically, amused. Puny Kobolds and Goblins! Your minions will falter! Shouted the harsh voice with infernal rage. Oh please "myLord" most of them are not even my "minions" and there are so many other ways of associating with other beings. Have you ever tried being friendly? Also, they havent done much faltering so far, in contrasts to somebody elses pieces yes? answered the deep resonant and increasingly smugly amused voice. Are you on drugs you upjumped Wyrm with delusions of grandeur? As a matter of fact I indeed am, this makes our confrontation a bit less unequal and ever since Lady Nocticula ascended the overall quality and affordability of mythic celestial weed greatly improved! Now, allow me to ehhm breathe some divine essence into Sir "Compensates for Nothingz". Your "minions" will soon be aquaintanced with him.. Meanwhile on Golarion.
Special delivery:
hihihihihihihihihihi laughed a melodic voice. While she was ancient, Apsu having a sense of humor was news to her. She considered herself as easily within the top 10 of entities in terms of drug related experiences, but this weed was interesting. She felt surprisingly humorous and peaceful, although not in a way that would truely reduce her capabilities. She did not truely know why Apsu, of all possible Empyreal Lords, send a Kobold Paladin carrying a large stash of mythic weed into her city, explicitly meant as a gift for her. An opportunistic alliance against Tiamat perhaps? Diplomatic maneuvering? The 6 crusade was coming to a climax, and Apsu, as an ally of Iomedae sending her a gift hmmm... The Kobold would have made for a pretty interesting jester, but it would have been the height of rudeness to detain him. As she took another breath from the no longer giftwrapped mithral-pipe, she allowed her conciousness to expand somewhat, and attempted to see all of her realm. WHAT? What is that upjumped motherf@#*ing Goat with delusions of relevance doing there? Ah, getting his goaty rear end kicked by a bunch of adventurers? Hilarious but... Timestop? Really old goat face? Well, it has been 2 centuries since she last killed a demon lord, may as well get back to it. She vanished, seconds later a demon lord died for the first time. Uhhhm, Apsu boss? Can compensates ask question? Compensates asked what he thought was Apsu, but could have also been a very elaborate smoke ring.
defense:
HP:10 + 97 (rolls) +10 (rolls) + 9 (favored class) + 46 (con) = 186 Fort= 10 (base) + 2 (con) + 3(resistance) + 4 (divine grace)+2(fractured mind) +2 mysterious stranger=23
AC= 42 =10 (base) + 9 (armor) + 3 (armor enchancement) + 2(advanced armor training option) + 2 (shield bonus from weapon training)
offenses:
Base AB calculation: 15 BAB +6 Dex +4 weapons training +3 enchantment +1 size =29 While power attacking: 25 While two weapon fighting: 23 [dice=full attack with power attack]
[dice=full attack]
stats:
STR: 13-2=11 Dex 16+4=20 +2(stat increase)+4 enc=26 Con: 13-2=11 +1 (stat increase)+4=16 Int:10 Wis:12 CHa=13+1(stat increase)=14 Feats::
Fighter 1: Weapon Finesse ; Two Weapon fighting Fighter 2: Weapon Focus Earth Breaker Fighter 3: Weapon Focus Klar Fighter 4: Thunder and Fang Fighter 5: Weapon versatility Fighter 6: Deadly Agility Fighter 7: Power attack Fighter 8: Improved two weapon fighting Fighter 9: Greater two weapon fighting Paladin 1: Paladin 2: Critical Focus Paladin 3: Paladin 4: Improved Critical Earthbreaker Paladin 5: Mysterious stranger 1: Deadly Aim Fractured mind 1: (Skill focus Diplomacy and sense motive, as well as Iron will while phantom is inside) spells:
2 spells per day Heroes defiance unbreakable heart equipment:
Sash of the war champion (+4 to fighter level for bravery and armor training) 4k Celestial Full plate https://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/magic-armor/specific-magic-armor/celes tial-plate-armor/ 25K Weapon right hand:
100K for now
New wands:
Stuff from 9/13 levels of fighter:
Weapon training X2 Bravery X3 (effective level 13) Armor training X3 Weapon training X1: Hammers
Armor training X1: Normal
Stuff from Paladin level 5:
Aura of good Smite evil 2/2 Lay on Hands 6/6 Divine grace Aura of courage Divine health Mercy Divine Weapon Bond Fractured mind 1 char level 14:
6 hp +2 fort +2 will +4 will vs mind affecting Spell chosen: Burst of insight, shield Spells known 2/2 Mysterious stranger 1 char level 15:
4 hp +2 fort +2 Ref +1 BAB Gunsmithing 4/4 Grit traits:
Irrepressible Reactionary Alternate racial traits:
Wyrmcrowned (+2 to diplomacy) Day Raider (lightvision instead of dark vision) skills:
Total Bonus Skill points Other boni Acrobatics 10 6 3 Appraise 0 Bluff 0 Climb 1 1 0 Craft 3 0 0 Diplomacy 28 4 10 2 3 Disable Device 6 6 Disguise 4 4 Escape Artist 7 6 1 Fly 9 6 3 Handle Animal 8 4 1 Heal 5 1 1 Intimidate 8 4 1 Linguistics 4 0 1 Perception 9 17 Perform 10 4 1 Profession 5 1 1 Ride 10 6 1 Sense Motive 13 1 3 3 Sleight of Hand 6 6 Spellcraft 4 0 1 Stealth 14 6 8 Survival 4 1 0 Swim 5 1 1 UMD 5 4 1 |
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