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Besides, you're forgetting FAWTL threads 1-5.

No.

Traffic analysis suggest an uptick in insurgent activity sir! I suggest we disrupt communications with disinformation!

On the other hand, I caugh an old Mel Brooks movie on last night. I'd forgotten how awesome one could be when they don't sensor out the cuss words.

Captain! I know you told us to sensor out the cuss words, but the tricorder simply won't record any measurements! Does that mean they're sensored out? Or shall we keep trying until we get some sort of reading from them?

NUUUUUUUOOOOOoooooooooooooooooh!

Lasers, photon torpedos and shields.

Then a replicator and holodeck.

A good computer to run the offenses and defenses while I hang in the holodeck.

"They're demanding we surrender, Captain!"

Communications Officer wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Jess Door wrote:

Spockurion wrote:

By the way, is anybody else doing a Star Trek: The Original Series rewatch on Netflix? Fascinating.

Our office goes all out for Halloween - we decorate and do coordinated costumes and each department competes against the other. Last year we lost only because out Matrix theme was lost on two of the three judges...the CEO and EXVP in charge of Aquisition had never seen the movie before (WTH, even I've seen that movie!).

So we're trying to think of a theme that these guys will be aware of, and yet won't suck. I offered the suggestion that instead of Landmark Aviation, we are "Landmark Spaceways", offering commercial transporation throughout Federation Space.

What? We're IT! We're supposed to be geeks!

Now I need a star trek uniform outfit. And we're going for original series / new movie, not the next generation or any of those. So...boots too. Hmmm.

All of this is to say...I need to do research! :D

Who will be the redshirts?

I think it will be Not Me.

We're getting sound effects ready, and we're going to simulate a Klingon attack, where we stagger around the office drunkenly while shouting things like "Shields at 67%, Captain! Arming phasers! The dilithium crystals can't take much more of this!"

Hopefully some of that will be with Scottish accents.

Actually, I just walked into our server room, where the network admin keeps his desk, and asked him if the server room could be our engine room, and how good he was at a Scottish accent!

Jess Door wrote:

Spockurion wrote:

By the way, is anybody else doing a Star Trek: The Original Series rewatch on Netflix? Fascinating.

Our office goes all out for Halloween - we decorate and do coordinated costumes and each department competes against the other. Last year we lost only because out Matrix theme was lost on two of the three judges...the CEO and EXVP in charge of Aquisition had never seen the movie before (WTH, even I've seen that movie!).

So we're trying to think of a theme that these guys will be aware of, and yet won't suck. I offered the suggestion that instead of Landmark Aviation, we are "Landmark Spaceways", offering commercial transporation throughout Federation Space.

What? We're IT! We're supposed to be geeks!

Now I need a star trek uniform outfit. And we're going for original series / new movie, not the next generation or any of those. So...boots too. Hmmm.

All of this is to say...I need to do research! :D

Who will be the redshirts?

I think it will be Not Me.

We're getting sound effects ready, and we're going to simulate a Klingon attack, where we stagger around the office drunkenly while shouting things like "Shields at 67%, Captain! Arming phasers! The dilithium crystals can't take much more of this!"