Colonel G.K. Walters's page

Sorry, guys. Site didn't show an update but I should have been more active from the beginning. Good rolling!

The Colonel spends some time with the document. Take 20 make sense? 10 if not. The rules confuse me.

"I try this stupid rapier and it doesn't work at all! When we get back, I'm going to have some words with the man I sto--bought it from."

"Hmmmmm. Let me see that."linguistics: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14

rapier: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0sneak if he can flank: 1d6 ⇒ 2

"My sword is defective!" The Colonel wails.

Hahahahaha! All that typing for so little damage!

critical confirmation: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17possible critical damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

The Colonel slashes out with his rapier reflexively, then again when I bar draws his weaponaoo with rapier: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21damage: 1d4 - 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) - 1 + (1) = 3rapier attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24rapier damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0sneak if applicable: 1d6 ⇒ 5

Silly, but terrified!

The Colonel continues to creep forward. Like a creep. Stealth: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (14) + 12 = 26

The Colonel tries to sneak down. stealth: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (7) + 12 = 19Better be worth it.
Sorry. First week back to school kicked my ass.

"Any a you magic types able to shed some light? "

gasp gasp I have returned from Appalachia. Brooklyn sweet Brooklyn, Wi-Fi errywhere. Happy new year!

1d20 + 9 ⇒ (15) + 9 = 24+1 for traps

"Did you see the expert skill with which I traversed the obstacle?" The Colonel says, as he surveys the area.

Very holiday busy this week. Please bot.

"Anybody know how to make several crashed ships into one good one?"

"I really don't want to be here."

"Welp, thanks, crab guy! Good talk, it's been real."

Thank Cayden we don't have to drag that nutcase around.

"You live in a crab, huh? Welp, that's ...cool."diplomacy: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9

Do we need another mouth to feed? A madman at that...

"Can't decide if someone living in that is more or less terrifying."

Works for me!

The Colonel blanches and runs to find a place to vomit.

"Zombies?!? Yeah, I don't want that to happen again."

stealth: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17 The Colonel dives for cover.

"Holy s+%~! Blondi--Goldilocks is a killing machine!"

critical confirmation: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18critical damage: 1d3 ⇒ 1

knowledge local: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12thrown dagger: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23damage and sneak: 1d3 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) + (4) = 7

The colonel tries to figure out what these people are while he throws a tiny dagger at one.

init: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24stealth: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (11) + 12 = 23
The Colonel tries to hide and not to crap his breeches.

The Colonel dreams of the mystery that is elven gender.

"With what else would he help you? Blondie, that sounded kind of racist."

"What a good night's sleep! I feel incredible. Do we have booze?"

The Colonel snores.

"Good thinking, Blondie."

"Chelish scum."

perception : 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12stealth: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (3) + 12 = 15

The Colonel looks around and hides, but not that well.

"We could have untied you, large man."

Dwarfy?

"Intelligent beings dwell here."

The Colonel reappears. "Excellent work, team."

Leveled.
+6hp
+1BAB
+1Reflex
Rogue Talent: fast stealth
Evasion
Skillztapaydabillz

Big web. Big spider. Hell no. the Colonel thinks as he dives for cover. Stealth: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (12) + 11 = 23

Init: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17perception (plus 1 for traps): 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (13) + 10 = 23

"Even the plants here look threatening."

perception, extra plus one for traps: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 10 = 27

"Blonde warrior human! You look like hell!"

"AHHHHHHH! SNAAAAAAAKE!"

init: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 17

"Well, I can try. Your clumsy human body may not be able to ...it's all in the wrist."

"Yeah, shipwrecks have been very good to us lately," the Colonel grumbles.