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7 posts. Alias of DM_aka_Dudemeister.


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The D20 needs to go for this system to function
Scarab Sages
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I'd remove ability scores before you could pry the d20's from my cold dead hands.
AbadarCorp Customer Service Information Thread (RP)
Scarab Sages
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Customer Service drone,
I was recently fitted with an AbadarPet Ascensionware Headband by my Xenodruid master. I am now filled with existential dread due to the knowledge of my own mortality, and furthermore can no longer relate to Apekind. I have removed the headband, to return to my previous satete but my ascension seems permanent.
I would like your damn, dirty company to return me to my previously semi-self aware state!
Regards,
Clyde
Long hair or short hair....
Scarab Sages
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I like a layer of fur all over.
What character ideas do you have for Iron Gods?
Scarab Sages

You Maniac!
time travel could it really happen?
Scarab Sages
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What do we want?
TIME TRAVEL!
When do we want it?
THAT'S IRRELEVANT!
When you accidentally make an existing character
Scarab Sages

You can tear my guns from my cold, dead, damn, dirty ape paws!

OC Do Not Copy
Instant turnoffs.
Scarab Sages
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A lack of NRA membership.