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We Be Goblins
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Aimed at Vorka ... forgot about the dragonbrew gourd!

Also - apply credit to Thalion Laedireth PFS # 17155-2

We Be Goblins
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Frustrated, Chuffy reloads his crossbow and takes aim.

crossbow: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3
We Be Goblins
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Chuffy curses and reloads his crossbow for another shot.

Vorka demon! You must die! Die Vorka! Die!

crossbow: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5
We Be Goblins (PFS) Discussion
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Sweet!
We Be Goblins
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Chuffy reloads and continues his assault on the monster called Vorka.

crossbow: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3
We Be Goblins
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

I updated Chuffy's location since he was investigating the door prior to combat.

Chuffy reloads his crossbow and fires at Vorka again.

crossbow: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1
We Be Goblins
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Not humans!? Vorka devil! Chuffy squeals in surprise and lets fly a bolt from his crossbow aimed at Vorka.

crossbow: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5
We Be Goblins
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Shoot your bow and kill dogs dead
Happy Reta great big head
Too many now for us to eat
Take it back and share the meat
Gutwad will be very proud
Sing and dance and laugh so loud

Chuffy dances around pantomiming as he sings. Then he stops and growls.

Gutwad want fireworks. No more goofing. Let's find fireworks!

Chuffy investigates the door to the cabin closely.
perception: 1d20 + 5 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 5 + 1 = 25
(+1 is for trapfinding)
We Be Goblins
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Poog wake up!

Chuffy will pour another potion down Poogs throat.

CLW: 1d8 ⇒ 4
We Be Goblins
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Chuffy reloads his light crossbow and fires off another shot at Cuddles.

attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3
We Be Goblins
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Stupid dog! We eat you not the opposite! Stupid Poog...

crossbow: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2

crit check: 1d20 ⇒ 20
Holy crap, I want to keep rolling!

>> Edited for proper critical damage, thanks Rita <<
crit damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2

Total damage: 4
We Be Goblins
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Chuffy giggles as he stuffs the chimney with moss and vines.

Hehehehehehehahaa!
Spider, horse and doggie too
We'll stir them into yummy stew
Gutwad chief will be so pleased
With lovely meat that we have seized
But fireworks the real prize
Make explosions in the skies

Hehehehehe
Delicious spider
Delicious horse
Delicious dog

And he continues to stuff objects into the chimney.
We Be Goblins
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Chuffy whispers to the others in a giggling hushed tone:
Block the chimney and lock the door.
Smoke the humans 'til they move no more.
If they make their way outside
We cut them, eat them boiled or fried!

He makes his way up the ramp as quietly as he can, scanning the area for things to block the door, planning to use moss and vines to stuff into the chimney.

stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (2) + 16 = 18

perception?: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22
We Be Goblins
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Dummies! There be wasps on ramp! Chuffy shouts with bits of horse meat flying out of his mouth.

With a slight chuckle he quietly adds Don't get stung, dummies. Hehehehehe...

If we know it's there can it be avoided or do we need to figure out how to deal with the wasp nest?
We Be Goblins
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Realizing the rest of the Licktoad champions have enraged the most delicious beast, Chuffy moves around the bow of the boat to get a clear shot at the horse with his crossbow.

crossbow: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3
We Be Goblins
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Stupid Poog! It's best to hide
Dog and human are inside!
Let's go in and kill them first
Drink their blood, quench our thirst
Tasty horse will still be here
We'll bite his neck and bite his ear

Chuffy moves to hide under the ramp at the bow of the boat.
hide: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (10) + 16 = 26
We Be Goblins
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Chuffy is a bit nervous about the windchimes made of goblin skulls and bones. With his crossbow at the ready he will examine the opening to make sure there are no traps.

Perception (+1 to find traps): 1d20 + 5 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 5 + 1 = 11

Then moves inside while trying to sneak around and catch as much cover as possible.

Stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (6) + 16 = 22

Is this the ship on scribbleface's map where the fireworks are supposed to be?
We Be Goblins
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

What is this around the turn
A pile of wood for us to burn

First a look inside to see
What's inside what could it be

Hehehehe

Waits here for Chuffy to peek inside

Chuffy quickly stalks toward the wooden wall to see if he can find out what is on the other side.

Is this like a fence or a wall? I'm assuming it's more of a wall since we can't see inside yet.
We Be Goblins
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Chuffy pats the pouch containing his new pearl, props his new crossbow on his shoulder and sets off along the path in the direction of the shipwreck. He keeps his eyes peeled and walks as softly as he can while moving at full speed.
We Be Goblins
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Muhuhuhuhuhahahahahahahaheheheheheheheeeeee!
Chuffy dances around giggling chewing on his piece of taffy.

So much good things from Lotslegs! We are powerful champions! Gutwad will be very pleased!

Chuffy needs crossbow and pearl for continued greatness.
We Be Goblins
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

First we takes a trophy! Chuffy want Lotslegs fangs! Then we cook her legs with fire!

Chuffy runs to Lotslegs body intent on cutting her fangs out.
We Be Goblins
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Trying to keep track of combat. I think Poog still needs to act this round but I'll put Chuffy actions here because I have some meetings this afternoon and might not check back for several hours.

Chuffy grins as he slowly pads up to Lotslegs trusting she is occupied with the other three goblins. He picks his target and rushes forward with his dog slicer.

attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16
+2 is for flank

dog slicer: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1
sneak attack: 1d6 ⇒ 2
1d6 for sneak attack
We Be Goblins
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Chuffy runs through the bushes and comes out behind Lotslegs.

Full round move action to get behind Lotslegs for flanking bonus on next round
We Be Goblins (PFS) Discussion
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Good luck, I hope all is well.
We Be Goblins
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Chuffy gives a go at each of the games, confident he will win many prizes and prove he is the greatest of the Licktoad heroes.

Chuffy will win many prizes at the gamey games. Yes, Fat Frog. Then they see who is best under Mighty Gutwad

Dance with the Squealy Nord::

ride 01: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21
ride 02: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17
ride 03: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 22
reflex: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23

Eat a Bag of Bull Slugs::

fort 01: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10
fort 02: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
fort 03: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22
fort 04: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 17
fort 05: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16
fort 06: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13
fort 07: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22
fort 08: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15
fort 09: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
fort 10: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8

Hide or Get Clubbed::

fort 01: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (12) + 16 = 28

Rusty Earbiter::

escape artist 01: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16
escape artist 02: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15
escape artist 03: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 20
escape artist 04: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (20) + 8 = 28
escape artist 05: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11
escape artist 06: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19
escape artist 07: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14
escape artist 08: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11
escape artist 09: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18
escape artist 10: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23

Just re-read that each of us should do one. Ignore for the claimed prizes.
We Be Goblins
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Chuffy eats as much as he can of everything that is offered. After all, the Licktoad tribe is celebrating the great heroic journey he is about to embark on.

Chuffy Chuffy Licktoad hero
On a journey Chuffy go
Bring along these other jerks
To carry all the fireworks

Snails and fish and snakes and apples
Chuffy eat one hundred mouthfuls
Now is time to feast and romp
Tomorrow off into the swamp

Gutwad picked a special crew
We will not be Vorka stew
Lotslegs webs we will avoid
Dogs and men will be destroyed
We Be Goblins
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Knowledge(local): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11

Mighty Gutwad says we the Licktoad heroes. We the most powerful Licktoads under Gutwad.

Chuffy grins with delight.
We Be Goblins
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Chuffy continues to stare and pet Fat Frog.

Laffy laffy chuckleheads
Chuffy strikes while you're in bed
Cross the line and quickly learn
Warm and bright your hut will burn

Try to run but it's no hope
Chuffy tied you with a rope
Crispy crispy burning skin
Chuffy smiling for the win

Dancy dancy shake your rear
Chuffy whispers in your ear
Try to yell but not so quick
In your lung a blade will stick

Eat these mushrooms have no worry
Wibbly wobbly vision blurry
See the sights that are not there
Chuffy laughing as you stare

Chuffy why my hand so big?
Chuffy that's a purple pig!
A log becomes a dragon snout
Chuffy knows you're tripping out

Dizzy dizzy getting sick
Chuffy played a funny trick
Pick on someone else instead
Chuffy will cut off your head
We Be Goblins (PFS) Discussion
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

This will be my first experience with WBG.

I'll get back to you regarding which PFS character to apply the credit to. I only have one posted here (PFS# 17155 -1) but I have some other concepts that I've been thinking of adding. I'll certainly let you know before the end of the game.
We Be Goblins
Male Goblin Rogue 1 HP: 11/11 | AC: 17 | T: 15 | FF: 13 | CMD: 12 | Fort: +2 | Ref: +6| Will: +1 | Init: +4 | Perception: +5 | Sense Motive: +1

Chuffy is watching from inside a hollow stump singing in a whisper while petting Fat Frog.

Reta's head is big yes yes
without the veil it is no less
Reta strong and likes to fight
But Chuffy sneaks around at night

Loudly loudly Reta snore
Chuffy enters through the door
From inside of Reta's hut
Chuffy sees her scratch her butt

Secret secret Chuffy's crush
Chuffy sings in whispered hush
Rats and bats and lemon rind
Chuffy's gifts will Reta find

He giggles a repulsive demented giggle.