We Be Goblins (PFS) (Inactive)

Game Master Mari Clock

Since we're not in combat, Reta will take 10 to climb atop the structure where I've placed her picture on the map. Then, she'll take her time to shoot at the dogs till they're good and dead--all the while shrieking with glee.

Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10, Arrow: 1d4 ⇒ 1
Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14, Arrow: 1d4 ⇒ 3
Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24, Arrow: 1d4 ⇒ 4
Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16, Arrow: 1d4 ⇒ 1
Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14, Arrow: 1d4 ⇒ 3

Die, doggie! Die! Hahahahaha!

Poog follows Reta- Let's go kill the dogs!

He climbs up behind her and draws a javelin.

Hahahahaha! Dog-beast on a string,
Dog-beast kill the thing!
Slice it's throat so it can't yelp,
No calling more dogs,
You get no help!

So Reta killed the first dog (we'll say Dog 1), Dog 2 is still standing, but barking furiously, and straining against its lead.

Dog. Sniff. Hate!!!

Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21, Arrow: 1d4 ⇒ 1
Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16, Arrow: 1d4 ⇒ 2

Gonna kill the doggie!

Anyone else want to get in on this? We've spoiled the element of surprise, but the dog is tethered... And we are goblins...

Poog squeals sadisticly as he moves toward the remaining dog to 30' and takes aim.

Javelin: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2

Chuffy giggles as he stuffs the chimney with moss and vines.

Hehehehehehehahaa!
Spider, horse and doggie too
We'll stir them into yummy stew
Gutwad chief will be so pleased
With lovely meat that we have seized
But fireworks the real prize
Make explosions in the skies

Hehehehehe
Delicious spider
Delicious horse
Delicious dog

And he continues to stuff objects into the chimney.

Now that the dogs are dead...

Two rickety wooden platforms — crow’s nests — sit on the masts, ten feet above the ship’s deck below. Each is linked by a pair of thick ropes, and additional ropes hang down from the platform on the stern-most mast to the deck.

Are both dogs dealt with?

If and only if both dogs are down, Reta will scamper forth and take 10 to climb the mast to one of the crow's nests.

OH! Sorry, I left out that the other dog died too.

Which one, there are two. Central or Stern?

Central==1; Stern==2

1d2 ⇒ 2

Stern, please.

The stern platform contains a masterwork sling and a dozen sling stones.

Eager to claim his own loot, Poog scampers merrily to the aft deck and looks for any kind of entry into the vessel.

perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10

If he finds a door, he enters immediately and recklessly, without regard for safety or teamwork.

I fail. I used the wrong ship photo for that section, the part with the square and the door where Reta is standing is supposed to be "The Galley". Fixable, though. I just put Poog there.

This room is a blood-splattered chamber of horror. Dead rodents, snakes, and birds have been variously nailed, tied, and hung around the walls. At the far end of the room, a large cauldron bubbles over an iron stove set against the aft wall, its stovepipe chimney extending up through the ceiling. A bloody burlap sack sits on the floor next to the stove. The center of the room contains a long, rickety table surrounded by chairs that contain several grisly decorations — a whole family of skeletal goblins, their bones bleached white and bound together by reeds and twine.

The room is full of smoke since Chuffy was putting things in down the chimney.

As soon as Poog opens the door, Cuddles comes barreling down and bites (surprise!).

Bite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24 for 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7 damage, plus trip.

Regular Round Starts:

Reta is up!

DOG!

Bow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21, Arrow: 1d4 ⇒ 3

Cuddles is mad at Reta now.

Also, I just played this scenario, and played Reta, and she gets a +1 to attack dogs and a +2 to damage dogs, and cuddles is a dog.

But he can't get to Reta, and Poog is still there, so Cuddles will bite Poog again!

Bite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15 for 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7 damage, plus trip.

Poog screams as cuddles bites him- before the pain and blood loss take over and he loses consciousness...

Ha ha! Poog scream! Reta points and laughs. Then, realizing that a dog did it, she gets angry and yells at Cuddles. Reta hate dogs!

I'd shoot another arrow, but it's not my turn.

Stupid dog! We eat you not the opposite! Stupid Poog...

crossbow: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2

crit check: 1d20 ⇒ 20
Holy crap, I want to keep rolling!

>> Edited for proper critical damage, thanks Rita <<
crit damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2

Total damage: 4

Damage total = 4

Nice rolls! :-) But, you're supposed to roll the damage dice twice; you don't multiply by 2. Here is the rule in the PRD.

Multiplying Damage: Sometimes you multiply damage by some factor, such as on a critical hit. Roll the damage (with all modifiers) multiple times and total the results.

Will be short, have typed it 3 times already and lost it all 3.

Cuddles is still up.
Mogmurch will throw a Fire Bomb: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20 at the marked square for 3 splash damage to Cuddles.

Poog doesn't do much other than bleed. Dogsniffer takes the opportunity to relieve himself of his "companionship" with the goblin.

stabilize: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

By the way, I think Mogmurch is the only goblin who can use Poog's CLW wand

I think so too, but Mogmurch has a Wis of 8, so he generally is a bit lacking in the common sense department, especially in the view of the attacking hated DOG! Just be glad the thought it was a good idea to throw the bomb behind the dog, instead of at the dog, cause otherwise Poog would have gotten splash too. However, I think Reta and Chuffy (who are both a bit more smart) each have a potion.

Is cuddles still up? If so: Stupid dog!

Bow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15, Arrow: 1d4 ⇒ 2

If not: Reta takes 10 to climb down and shove potion in Poog's face.

His shoulder mangled by a terrible dog-beast, Poog tries desperately to cling to life.

stabilize: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 = 19

Stabilized!

Cuddles is still standing, has a bit of fight left in him.

I forgot to 5-foot Mogmurch back before, so I did that now.

It be Chuffy's turn. I think?

I forgot the +2 damage from Dog Sniff Hate, again. Is Cuddles still up?

Chuffy reloads his light crossbow and fires off another shot at Cuddles.

attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3

Very busy day today, leaving in 10 minutes. Everyone have a Happy Thanksgiving and I'll post more tonight or tomorrow.

Cuddles is down! There is a ladder that will go down another level of the boat.

I will assume you will go down there, and right now I'm not able to put your icons onto it. Ray, can you, maybe?

Main Deck

Could you please open up the permissions. Thanks. :)

Darn it, I thought I did. Stupid crap for crap. I was able to fix it. I assume someone will put a healing potion down Poog's throat?

Sure. CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2 (D'oh!)

Poog wake up!

Chuffy will pour another potion down Poogs throat.

CLW: 1d8 ⇒ 4

*Cough, cough* Grrrrgh, wicked, filthy dog-beast!

A little out of it and still in terrible condition, Poog reaches for his dropped dogslicer first, followed by his stashed "stick-that-makes-you-better."

CLW: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
CLW: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

All better!

Looking at my last post, I was rolling d20s for CLW!

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

All but one. That'll do.

Reta sniffs the air for more dogs.

Reta has a sad when she realizes there are no more dogs she can smell.

This where fireworks are? We look around. Maybe here? Big, awful dog-beast here; maybe fireworks, too!

Poog hops to his feet, wincing from the lingering pain in his magically healed shoulder and begins to ransack the room.

perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 17

Haha! Reta kill all dogs dead! :-) The balloon-headed goblin seems smugly content with herself.

Shoot your bow and kill dogs dead
Happy Reta great big head
Too many now for us to eat
Take it back and share the meat
Gutwad will be very proud
Sing and dance and laugh so loud

Chuffy dances around pantomiming as he sings. Then he stops and growls.

Gutwad want fireworks. No more goofing. Let's find fireworks!

Chuffy investigates the door to the cabin closely.
perception: 1d20 + 5 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 5 + 1 = 25
(+1 is for trapfinding)

Reta moves to get a clear shot at/through the door.

Whenever it opens.

Anytime. :-)

Readied action: fire bolt any living thing inside once I have a clean shot

fire bolt vs. touch AC: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19
fire damage: 1d6 ⇒ 6

Sorry! I missed the part where Chuffy did the perception on the door.

There is no trap on the door, but you hear noises inside the room.

Mogmurch will open the door and gets out of the way of the readied shots.

Having heard you all coming, you see that Vorka is ready with a lit Desnan candle when the door opens.

Look, my pet, what has come for dinner! Those ears will taste mighty fine stuffed with their eyes.

Vorka will light the Desnan Candle: 1d20 + 5 - 4 ⇒ (12) + 5 - 4 = 13 and shoot at Mogmurch as soon as he opens the door, before he has time to back away.

Desnan candle (when lit, this foot-long wooden tube launches a flaming pyrotechnic “candle” every round for 4 rounds. Each projectile deals 1 point of nonlethal damage and 1 point of fire damage if it hits; on a critical hit, the target is also blinded for 1 round. The projectiles shed light as candles for 1 round and have a range increment of 5 feet. Attacking with a Desnan candle is a ranged touch attack and always has a –4 nonproficiency penalty.)

Poog is up now, but to save a minute I'll post Mogmurch's turn now.

After Poog, Mogmurch will run in and throw a FireBomb: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23 at Vorka for 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3 points of fire damage.

For simplicity's sake, Poog delays and comes back in once Mogmurch is done.

Diiiieeeee!!!!! It's the Vorka-witch! Kill her!!!

Poog walks into the hold, chanting his firey devotions to the square in front of Mogmurch and performs the action with which he hoped to surprise its inhabitants.

Fire bolt, 6 fire damage- aimed at Vorka, hits 19 touch AC.

If Poog already blasted something, he moves forward and shoots off one more

fire bolt vs touch AC: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10
fire damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4

Fire bolt

Oooooooooh! Fire!

Poog affects a grandiose, sweeping bow in response to the clear awe of his power of devotion.

Do it again! Do it again!

Poog's second firebolt missed.

Lord Longtung moves up and uses Bite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 241d6 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6 against Mogmurch (who is in a sad state).

But now it is Chuffy, then Reta.

If there's still something to shoot after chuffy does his thing:

- Move Action: Move into a clear shot (if possible)
- Standard Action: Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16, Arrow: 1d4 ⇒ 1