KC vs. his own face----FIGHT!


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Liberty's Edge

So I can pwn him and quit derailing the calendar thread...

KC, quit slapping yourself in the face; you allready are goofy looking enough.


teeheeheeheehee!!!


The vultures are busy so I filling in for them.

*begins to circle over head*

Liberty's Edge

Poor feller....a kobold won't even slake your hunger for five minutes.
With those stringy little muscles.


I was planing on using the scales to re-tile my nest. The rest would be lunch snacks for the chicks, dam kids are always hungry.


Here's the fight thread. Intless.


Poor little Heathy...he's so delusional, he sees me hiding my face he thinks I'm attacking myself. Or, more accurately, he hopes. I'm actually hiding my face because I don't want people to know I know him.

Liberty's Edge

Where'd the two black eyes come from?


Burrrrrn1!!

Grand Lodge

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He walked into a door. Twice.

Liberty's Edge

He is about doorknob level.


hwhwhwahwahwa!!!

Liberty's Edge

punk kobolds anyway.


Heathansson wrote:
punk kobolds anyway.

Silly Heathy...he thinks that by making a bunch of aliases mock me, he's 'popular'. He also thinks that people thoughts that picture he showed was funny. Poor, delusional Heathy.

Liberty's Edge

I am popular. People send me presents in the mail. And not just your mom, either.

Dark Archive

Yap! Yap-yap-yap! YAP!!! ~Pees on Heathy's leg and then goes and bites KC's leg~ Yap!!!

Liberty's Edge

WTF!

Dark Archive

Heathansson wrote:
WTF!

Grrrrrrrrr!!!!!

Dark Archive

Yap!!! Yap-yap-yap!!!

Liberty's Edge

So this makes it a cr 1/6 encounter.

Dark Archive

Heathansson wrote:
So this makes it a cr 1/6 encounter.

~chases after Heathy's tail~ YAP!!! Grrrrrrrr!!!!! CHOMP ~gets heathy's tail and drags it around, with Heathy attached to it~

Liberty's Edge

Punk little kobold, [url=smurf][/url] ain't got nothin' to say now.

Dark Archive

~starts to dig a hole to bury Heathy's tail~

Liberty's Edge

wags tail. LYD flies into a woodchipper.
continues wagging tail.

Dark Archive

Heathansson wrote:

wags tail. LYD flies into a woodchipper.

continues wagging tail.

~comes back, madder than Hell and BITES Heathy on the rump~ GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

Dark Archive

~tears a hunk of flesh out and then trots away, happy as can be~ yap, yap yappy yap!

Liberty's Edge

Ouch!
Pulls LYD off of glute max by the tail. Ties him by the tail to the rear view mirror of the wolfmobile as a decoration.

Dark Archive

Heathansson wrote:

Ouch!

Pulls LYD off of glute max by the tail. Ties him by the tail to the rear view mirror of the wolfmobile as a decoration.

YEA-AP!!! ~whines~

Liberty's Edge

Blasts him with a boat horn.

"Shyaddap!!!"

Dark Archive

Heathansson wrote:

Blasts him with a boat horn.

"Shyaddap!!!"

Grrrrrrr!!!! ~snaps at you and claws at the air, mad again~

Liberty's Edge

Hits the breaks...

Dark Archive

Heathansson wrote:
Hits the breaks...

~the rope holding me to the car breaks and the dog goes flying off into the ditch~ YEIPE!!!!


Get out of my ditch!

Dark Archive

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Get out of my ditch!

~sniffs you for a minute and then turns my nose up in disgust and trots away~ yip.


I'll distract the ankle-biter for you Heathy. Hey little puppy, remember me?

Dark Archive

Cheshire Cat wrote:
I'll distract the ankle-biter for you Heathy. Hey little puppy, remember me?

~turns my head and glares at you, seeing one of my hated foes~ Grrrrrrrr! ~slowly starts to turn towards you, my body crouched to the ground, ready to pounce and tear the life out of the cat~


little yappy dog wrote:
Cheshire Cat wrote:
I'll distract the ankle-biter for you Heathy. Hey little puppy, remember me?
~turns my head and glares at you, seeing one of my hated foes~ Grrrrrrrr! ~slowly starts to turn towards you, my body crouched to the ground, ready to pounce and tear the life out of the cat~

*notices the aggressiveness of the dog* *becomes nervous* Heh,heh,heh. That time I maced you was all in good fun you know. I didn't mean anything by it.

Liberty's Edge

Points wand at LYD. Says magic word. LYD turns into a mouse.

"Soup's on!"


Heathansson wrote:

Points wand at LYD. Says magic word. LYD turns into a mouse.

"Soup's on!"

Thanks for the save Heathy. *Looks at the mouse* Time now for my dinner.*Chases mouse*

Dark Archive

Cheshire Cat wrote:
Heathansson wrote:

Points wand at LYD. Says magic word. LYD turns into a mouse.

"Soup's on!"

Thanks for the save Heathy. *Looks at the mouse* Time now for my dinner.*Chases mouse*

Sqeak!?!?!?! ~looks at the mosnter cat that is after me and runs into a hole nearby~


Little Yappy Mouse wrote:
Cheshire Cat wrote:
Heathansson wrote:

Points wand at LYD. Says magic word. LYD turns into a mouse.

"Soup's on!"

Thanks for the save Heathy. *Looks at the mouse* Time now for my dinner.*Chases mouse*
Sqeak!?!?!?! ~looks at the mosnter cat that is after me and runs into a hole nearby~

*Puts paw into hole* Come here you!

Dark Archive

Cheshire Cat wrote:
Little Yappy Mouse wrote:
Cheshire Cat wrote:
Heathansson wrote:

Points wand at LYD. Says magic word. LYD turns into a mouse.

"Soup's on!"

Thanks for the save Heathy. *Looks at the mouse* Time now for my dinner.*Chases mouse*
Sqeak!?!?!?! ~looks at the mosnter cat that is after me and runs into a hole nearby~

*Puts paw into hole* Come here you!

Sqeak, sqeak, sqeak, sqeak!

Spoiler:
Translation "I haven't had my rabies shot!
CHOMP!!! ~bites Cheshire Cat's paw~

Little Yappy Mouse wrote:
Cheshire Cat wrote:
Little Yappy Mouse wrote:
Cheshire Cat wrote:
Heathansson wrote:

Points wand at LYD. Says magic word. LYD turns into a mouse.

"Soup's on!"

Thanks for the save Heathy. *Looks at the mouse* Time now for my dinner.*Chases mouse*
Sqeak!?!?!?! ~looks at the mosnter cat that is after me and runs into a hole nearby~

*Puts paw into hole* Come here you!

Sqeak, sqeak, sqeak, sqeak! ** spoiler omitted ** CHOMP!!! ~bites Cheshire Cat's paw~

ROWRRRR! You little &%$#%*&! I'm outta here. You're not worth the trouble.

Dark Archive

Cheshire Cat wrote:
Little Yappy Mouse wrote:
Cheshire Cat wrote:
Little Yappy Mouse wrote:
Cheshire Cat wrote:
Heathansson wrote:

Points wand at LYD. Says magic word. LYD turns into a mouse.

"Soup's on!"

Thanks for the save Heathy. *Looks at the mouse* Time now for my dinner.*Chases mouse*
Sqeak!?!?!?! ~looks at the mosnter cat that is after me and runs into a hole nearby~

*Puts paw into hole* Come here you!

Sqeak, sqeak, sqeak, sqeak! ** spoiler omitted ** CHOMP!!! ~bites Cheshire Cat's paw~
ROWRRRR! You little &%$#%*&! I'm outta here. You're not worth the trouble.

~runs out real quick and bites your tail, then runs back into the hole~ Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!!!

Spoiler:
~Laughter~


Little Yappy Mouse wrote:


~runs out real quick and bites your tail, then runs back into the hole~ Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!!!

** spoiler omitted **

That's it little mouse! This is war! *Goes to Acme Depot to get some dynamite, comes back to the mouse hole* *Lights a stick of dynamite and throws into hole, gets far back for safety* Hasta la vista, baby! BOOM!!!

Dark Archive

Cheshire Cat wrote:
Little Yappy Mouse wrote:


~runs out real quick and bites your tail, then runs back into the hole~ Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!!!

** spoiler omitted **

That's it little mouse! This is war! *Goes to Acme Depot to get some dynamite, comes back to the mouse hole* *Lights a stick of dynamite and throws into hole, gets far back for safety* Hasta la vista, baby! BOOM!!!

~you get the decoy rat as I take aim with my sniper BB gun~ SQUEAK! ~puff~ ~you get hit in the rear with a pellet from my BB gun and I have already moved~


Little Yappy Mouse wrote:
Cheshire Cat wrote:
Little Yappy Mouse wrote:


~runs out real quick and bites your tail, then runs back into the hole~ Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!!!

** spoiler omitted **

That's it little mouse! This is war! *Goes to Acme Depot to get some dynamite, comes back to the mouse hole* *Lights a stick of dynamite and throws into hole, gets far back for safety* Hasta la vista, baby! BOOM!!!
~you get the decoy rat as I take aim with my sniper BB gun~ SQUEAK! ~puff~ ~you get hit in the rear with a pellet from my BB gun and I have already moved~

OUCH!! *Muses to himself how this is turning into a bad Tom & Jerry cartoon.* *runs away from thread because he knows he's lost this battle, but not the war* We shall meet again little friend.


A small pink gerbil wanders into the fracas

Squee!


Poor Tom...he's always getting beat up by that jerk Jerry.
Heathy, I have realized how immature I am being, to bother lowering myself to fight with you. My apologies. You 'win'. Here's the 'Special' Prize.
*Hands Heathy a dead rat, and hightails it*

Liberty's Edge

*steps on KC's tail. It snaps, breaks off, and the inertia sends the wanky Kobold flat on his face.

"I'm going fishing with your tail, Kobold."

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