Silver Dragon vs. Kobold: FIGHT!!!!!


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Liberty's Edge

Oh, it's on.


~waves my hand and dismisses the fight~ Bah! This is sooooo beneath me. ~gives a disgusted look~ A kobold is a threat to a Dragon?

Please! Give me a real threat!

~GRINS~


*Gets popcorn and waits for the fight which will inevitably end up with Kobold Cleaver squished into a little puddle*


*Sets up table*

All right, place your bets, everyone place your bets! Odds 3-1 for the dragon winning, place your bets right here!


~sighs dramatically~ Oh, allllll right! I will help make the fight fair~ Goes off to the pet store and buys a yappy dog~ There, KC just might be able to win against this.

Dark Archive

yap yap yap yap grrrrrr yap yap yap

Dark Archive

~gnaws on the table leg and then goes and pees on Heathy's leg~ grrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!


Sharoth wrote:
~sighs dramatically~ Oh, allllll right! I will help make the fight fair~ Goes off to the pet store and buys a yappy dog~ There, KC just might be able to win against this.

Now I'm going to change my calculations. Alright, 2-1 for Kobold Cleaver against the yappy dog, place your bets! Place your bets now, before the odds change again!


Hey, somebody get that dog out of here. I'm trying to watch the fight.

Dark Archive

~chases Cheshire Cat~ yap yap yap yap grrrrrrrr yap yap yap YAP!!!


little yappy dog wrote:
~chases Cheshire Cat~ yap yap yap yap grrrrrrrr yap yap yap YAP!!!

ROWRRRR! *Runs up a tree* GET THAT MUTT OUT OF HERE!!!!

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Charter Superscriber

YESSS! Might be as short a fight as this one!

Why you shouldn't show off....

Dark Archive

~paces at the bottom of the tree, growling up at Cheshire Cat occasionally~ yap!


Dryder wrote:

YESSS! Might be as short a fight as this one!

Why you shouldn't show off....

I love it when somebody that tries to hot dog gets their's.


little yappy dog wrote:
~paces at the bottom of the tree, growling up at Cheshire Cat occasionally~ yap!

*Turns invisible and makes sure he doesn't grin* *jumps out of the tree behind the dog and gives the dog a quick kick in the rear end and runs back into the crowd*


Um...*coughs nervously*
...I'm supposed to tell you all that KC is currently preoccupied fighting someone else. He will fight, um, the stinkin' gecko later.
Those were his exact words, not mine.
*Turns page*
Um, he says that the emissary shall...fight in his stead?! What is this?


Jay Frogskin wrote:

Um...*coughs nervously*

...I'm supposed to tell you all that KC is currently preoccupied fighting someone else. He will fight, um, the stinkin' gecko later.
Those were his exact words, not mine.
*Turns page*
Um, he says that the emissary shall...fight in his stead?! What is this?

You shall fight! We demand amusement! Fight, or be slain!


The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:
Jay Frogskin wrote:

Um...*coughs nervously*

...I'm supposed to tell you all that KC is currently preoccupied fighting someone else. He will fight, um, the stinkin' gecko later.
Those were his exact words, not mine.
*Turns page*
Um, he says that the emissary shall...fight in his stead?! What is this?
You shall fight! We demand amusement! Fight, or be slain!

Oh dear...

*Draws small knife*
Alright, emm...let's do this...I guess.


Uh-oh, I got another message. Um..."Where's this silver dragon I keep hearing about? I thought I would be fighting Sharoth! I was preparing to fight a"...um...oh dear..."gecko!" Uh-oh.


This is *&$#*&$. I want that match now! *Starts to flip bleachers over* TIME TO RIOT PEOPLE! WE GOT SCREWED OUT OF OUR MONEY! *People start to throw beer bottles into the arena. Cars get turned upside down. Small fires are starting up.*


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
This is *&$#*&$. I want that match now! *Starts to flip bleachers over* TIME TO RIOT PEOPLE! WE GOT SCREWED OUT OF OUR MONEY! *People start to throw beer bottles into the arena. Cars get turned upside down. Small fires are starting up.*

It's not my fault! Sharoth is missing!


Alright, odds on the angry mob versus the stadium, 3-2! Place your bets! Place your bets!


The Masked Rogue wrote:
Alright, odds on the angry mob versus the stadium, 3-2! Place your bets! Place your bets!

I don't think you are getting any more bets. The stadium's already engulfed in flames!

Dark Archive

~observes that Cheshire Cat has gotten out of the tree and chases after him, angry at been kicked~ yap yap yap yap GRRRRRRRRRRR yap yap yap YAP!!!


Me eat loser?


Cheshire Cat wrote:
The Masked Rogue wrote:
Alright, odds on the angry mob versus the stadium, 3-2! Place your bets! Place your bets!
I don't think you are getting any more bets. The stadium's already engulfed in flames!

Well then, I suppose the betters wouldn't notice if the betting table just disappeared then, would they?

*Packs up table and sack of money*
Hehehe, exactly as planned


The Masked Rogue wrote:
Cheshire Cat wrote:
The Masked Rogue wrote:
Alright, odds on the angry mob versus the stadium, 3-2! Place your bets! Place your bets!
I don't think you are getting any more bets. The stadium's already engulfed in flames!

Well then, I suppose the betters wouldn't notice if the betting table just disappeared then, would they?

*Packs up table and sack of money*
Hehehe, exactly as planned

No, they wouldn't. It's best we get out of here before the cops show up.


little yappy dog wrote:
~observes that Cheshire Cat has gotten out of the tree and chases after him, angry at been kicked~ yap yap yap yap GRRRRRRRRRRR yap yap yap YAP!!!

I'm prepared for you this time. *maces the little ankle biter*


Not even a maiming yet?
This is a wash.

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Psh, they're both sissies.


Cheshire Cat wrote:
little yappy dog wrote:
~observes that Cheshire Cat has gotten out of the tree and chases after him, angry at been kicked~ yap yap yap yap GRRRRRRRRRRR yap yap yap YAP!!!

I'm prepared for you this time. *maces the little ankle biter*

YIPE yipe yipe yipe!!! ~howls in pain and rubs the mace off on Heathy's fur~

Liberty's Edge

Grapple attempt, huh?
aoo--
Stormbringer,
roll to hit......7. +3,000. 3,007.
Damage roll.....3. +128. 129.

roll a save d.c. 2,938 or get your soul sucked by Stormbringer.

Then it's my attack.


Sharoth wrote:
Cheshire Cat wrote:
little yappy dog wrote:
~observes that Cheshire Cat has gotten out of the tree and chases after him, angry at been kicked~ yap yap yap yap GRRRRRRRRRRR yap yap yap YAP!!!

I'm prepared for you this time. *maces the little ankle biter*

YIPE yipe yipe yipe!!! ~howls in pain and rubs the mace off on Heathy's fur~

*Sigh* I just hate it when dragons debase themselves like this.

Scarab Sages

Sharoth wrote:
Cheshire Cat wrote:
little yappy dog wrote:
~observes that Cheshire Cat has gotten out of the tree and chases after him, angry at been kicked~ yap yap yap yap GRRRRRRRRRRR yap yap yap YAP!!!

I'm prepared for you this time. *maces the little ankle biter*

YIPE yipe yipe yipe!!! ~howls in pain and rubs the mace off on Heathy's fur~

I thought that dragons used kobolds for wiping themselves. Oh yeah, thats what the fight is about, toilet paper.


The Masked Rogue wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Cheshire Cat wrote:
little yappy dog wrote:
~observes that Cheshire Cat has gotten out of the tree and chases after him, angry at been kicked~ yap yap yap yap GRRRRRRRRRRR yap yap yap YAP!!!

I'm prepared for you this time. *maces the little ankle biter*

YIPE yipe yipe yipe!!! ~howls in pain and rubs the mace off on Heathy's fur~
*Sigh* I just hate it when dragons debase themselves like this.

I don't think there ever was a "dog". I think it was Sharoth polymorphed all along.


*Grabs popcorn and waves a small "Go KC" flag*

I'm a Kobold supporter, nothing personal

Liberty's Edge

Kobold fans...


Sharoth wrote:
Cheshire Cat wrote:
little yappy dog wrote:
~observes that Cheshire Cat has gotten out of the tree and chases after him, angry at been kicked~ yap yap yap yap GRRRRRRRRRRR yap yap yap YAP!!!

I'm prepared for you this time. *maces the little ankle biter*

YIPE yipe yipe yipe!!! ~howls in pain and rubs the mace off on Heathy's fur~

*Gulp* Alright, here goes nothing....

*Stabs gecko with knife*

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

Googlefight?


Jay Frogskin wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Cheshire Cat wrote:
little yappy dog wrote:
~observes that Cheshire Cat has gotten out of the tree and chases after him, angry at been kicked~ yap yap yap yap GRRRRRRRRRRR yap yap yap YAP!!!

I'm prepared for you this time. *maces the little ankle biter*

YIPE yipe yipe yipe!!! ~howls in pain and rubs the mace off on Heathy's fur~

*Gulp* Alright, here goes nothing....

*Stabs gecko with knife*

~looks down as a puny little pidgeon stabs me with a knife, not even denting my scales~ Ummmm... Stop that. ~takes my paw and swats you away~

Liberty's Edge

Vic Wertz wrote:
Googlefight?

The kobold is kicking a$$.


If it's a Googlefight, that changes everything. All my money goes on the pigeon...there's a real a$$-kicker.


Sharoth wrote:
Jay Frogskin wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Cheshire Cat wrote:
little yappy dog wrote:
~observes that Cheshire Cat has gotten out of the tree and chases after him, angry at been kicked~ yap yap yap yap GRRRRRRRRRRR yap yap yap YAP!!!

I'm prepared for you this time. *maces the little ankle biter*

YIPE yipe yipe yipe!!! ~howls in pain and rubs the mace off on Heathy's fur~

*Gulp* Alright, here goes nothing....

*Stabs gecko with knife*
~looks down as a puny little pidgeon stabs me with a knife, not even denting my scales~ Ummmm... Stop that. ~takes my paw and swats you away~

*Poops on white dragon*

Google fight it is, then!


1,740,000 for the white dragon, 5,600,000 for the seagull! Jay Frogskin is declared the victor!
Or if you use the actual Google Fight game, and permit Sharoth's fantasy:
seagull
8,400,000 results
silver dragon
4,130,000 results
If you don't believe me, see for yourself.


Enter pigeon instead of gull and prepare to be amazed...


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Enter pigeon instead of gull and prepare to be amazed...

Duh. We are awesome and invincible.

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