|Captain Yesterday Snarf|
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Freehold DM wrote:Scintillae wrote:it can join me and the prius on our adventures!Freehold DM wrote:>Limeylongears wrote:great. Now I want an awakened sensuous sandwich as a companion.Colonel Whatever Day It Is wrote:Tacticslion wrote:Freehold DM wrote:
A few areas we will get 4 insread of 5 in, but no corrective actions that have anything to do with me directly.
Huzzah! Glad you survived!Freehold DM wrote:I want my f%$&ing mcrib after that.I, uh... I think that's illegal in most continental United States.
Not to be That Guy, but wouldn't he have had to have said "I want to f++@ my McRib after that"
Unless you're implying the McRib has somehow gained sentience and has a propensity for f%!@ing.
And why would that come as such a surprise?
If anyone could Awaken a McRib and provoke it to Lustful Excesses merely by existing, it is Freehold.
If FawtlQuest ever becomes a popular Saturday morning cartoon, or semi-illegal Hentai manga, maybe it can be our equivalent of Snarf.
EDIT: Hentai yourself. And no, that isn't a tentacle.
Snarf! Even the cars are stealing my shtick now, snarf.