How to find what parts of your body are arthritic in one easy step.
1. Spray yourself with water for 10 hours in 42-68 degree temps.
I got to cut a bunch of pavers this morning, thus spraying my hands in about 42 degrees and now I get to spend the rest of my day pressure washing about 16 acres of pavers.
On the plus side, this will give me plenty of time to think of how I'm going to weaponize the pressure washer.
Me (to the new guy blocking my path for the third time): I can either hit the house, run over that shovel or run you over. I'm definitely not hitting the house, and that's a new shovel, so you might want to move
New Guy: Wait? What!?
"Dirt": I wouldn't test him, dude! I heard he was gonna have the football players knife fight for a rideback to the shop this summer!
My only goal for today was to NOT get killed or maimed.
But, between the truck without a seatbelt, the tree that's been trying to drop walnuts on my head, and the sixty foot drop off six inches off my mini bobcat path I'm beginning to wonder if that's a realistic goal.
Edit: Well, at least I have that going for me! I should send some pictures to the General.
Overheard conversation between the new high schoolers hired this week and the ones hired last month.
"Who's the guy with the hair?" "That's Yesterday, don't f$@+ with him, he beat up a mini bobcat!" "I heard a wall fell on his leg and he barely noticed!" "I saw him close the Death Trap's end gate, by himself" "What!? Are you serious!!".