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...my complete and utter (udder?) lack of energy.

I told that mad transmuter that herbivorous lycanthropes don't work, but there it is, a werecow unable to provide for basic nutritional needs. This should be OBVIOUS, or my name isn't CAP-TAIN OB-VI-OUS! (And it is.)

931.) After killing a monstrously evil tyrant, maybe don't make their corpse into a bunch of powerful magic relics. That tends to cause a lot more trouble than said tyrant did while they were alive.

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