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The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Captain O'Hagan wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Daughters take care of ya when you're old too....glad I have a couple.

What about sons?

Daughters should totally move back from the midwest to be with dear old Dad. Sons should git the HELL out. NEOW!

All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.

Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinkin' milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

You don't look like a Capt anymore, either.

You stop laughing right meow!

Aberzombie wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Daughters take care of ya when you're old too....glad I have a couple.

What about sons?

Daughters should totally move back from the midwest to be with dear old Dad. Sons should git the HELL out. NEOW!

All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.

I say the next feller that says "shenanigans" gets pistol-whipped.

I swear to god, I'm pistol-whipping the next one that says "Shenanigans"!

Why are you hitting yourself? huh? huh?

!pihw-lotsiP

I swear to god I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says "Shenanigans"!

I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, "Shenanigans."

Bulletproof cup, huh? I invented this gag, Rabbit. Only in my day, the rookie got naked.
[fires through the window, accidentally shooting out the glass]
And we also used blanks. You're a sick motherf$!!er, Mac.

But, we don't have a Farva around here to say shenanigans for us.

*PISTOL-WHIP*

I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, "Shenanigans".