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Is your superpower having delicious pants?

Yes.

No one ever said developing super powers would be easy.

Now, after reading a throwaway line about alternate versions of popular characters mixed with not so popular ones, I want to see FAWTLs mixed with mid level(which we can all agree is the best kind of level) super/anti(no deadpool, sorry Captain Yesterday) heroes(maybe the occasional supervillain).

That's okay, I don't have to be Deadpool, as luck would have it I happen to have 3 Green Lantern t-shirts.

Should be fine as long as the infinity is countable. (That's how that works, right?)

As long as they're able to get the glove from Thanos everything should be fine.

Hey, Guys! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

The local Ace Hardware had a full-sized Katana in the window. Guess who has it now!

Martha!?

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Happy Birthday, Vany and wishing you many more. And then preemptively wishing you a very Happy eventual Dracolich-dom Ravener-dom whenever you get around to it.

Olde Timey Fisticuffs Yesterday wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

And stroopvaffles!

So, wait, when I spend years drenching waffles in caramel and squishing them into a sandwich, it's "weird" but when a whole country of windmill and flower meadow enthusiasts do it, it's the Next Big Culinary Thing.

Poppycock, I say!

Not only are they thin caramel waffle sandwiches, they're perfectly sized so you can place them as a cover atop your cup of [HOT BEVERIDGE] and let the rising heat warm them up.

The slaad speaks truth

How do you drink your coffee? I'm certainly not waiting for a waffle to get warm first.

No, the only way to do it is full size waffles.

Dear Cool Kids:

I have spent like 8 hours editing a grant narrative that was only sort of written in English.

Do I
1. Go home, eat fancy M&Ms for dinner, and play video games
2. Drive in icky traffic to go pick up good comic books and get a really good Burger for dinner
3. Go home, swig some Bourbon, and fall into bed?

Option E, definitely.

I'm going to have to watch Deadpool 2 again, I don't think we learned what my super powers were.

F+&@ing A right!

I guess that depends, is the table affiliated with Thanos (or Cable, they're pretty much the same person).