Mogmurch attempts to stabilize Greta
....and fails.
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Mogmurch hurls another stone, hopefully at the bride.
Mogmurch does what he does best, scooping up a stone and hurling it with all his pathetic goblin-y might.
Mogmurch hurls another stone, he's much better at throwing anyway.
Mogmurch sneaks with his fellow goblins and hurls a stone, hopefully at the man's head.
Mogmurch moves to get a clear shot, scoops up a rock and hurls it at the woman.
Mogmurch moves beside Greta and hurls a pointy stone at the ugly not-goblin lady.
Mogmurch runs towards Greta and throws a stone at the lady!
Mogmurch does his best to prepare for the coming hysteria and clutches one of his rocks and hides by the building.
Mogmurch displays the oversized hat on his head with grandeur. "Claimed all the juicy bits, even left her crispy and took sweet, tasty things"
Mogmurch is unable to figure out what the potions are, but he does put on the hat to cover his horrible birthmark. He also accepts the candy Mogmurch makes sure to grab the stick that mic left behind, as what goblin leaves perfectly good loot lying around, he might need it later today, or tomorrow, or seven months down the road when he needs to pick his teeth.
Mogmurch assists in the donkey killing
"Kill the horse, bleed it dry. we bring dead body back as loot! Me want her hat!"
Mogmurch hurls another stone!
"Longshank say she know how to make big fire. Stop her with stabbies!"
"The longshank has words! Words and a horse!" Mogmurch hurls a rock, doing no real damage.
Mogmurch does what goblins do best and joins in the sneaking, pulling out one of his fiery gourds.
When close enough, he laughs maniacly and throws the gourd.
Mogmurch does not see the giant 6-armed skeletal colossus looming above "Kill pinkskins, we be best gobs if we do!"
Mogmurch gazes at the fire before him and raises his toad, Things go boom when Mogmurch throws,
He nods at the fire burning around him and walks out.
Mogmurch is tricky, very tricky, and throws his fiery mix at the oil-y floor, not the grabby cats!
Mogmurch hurls a bottle of oil at the ground underneath the grabby-cats!
"Do we burn it, like the idea of burning it."
Mogmurch waves his club threateningly at Rempty, "No more biting or teasing Mogmurch, am greatest gob. See great gob team? Gonna get greater after cave!"
Mogmurch goes all sneaky-like behind a toad and just picks it up, "No jump away? You my toad and we gonna be Licktoads!"
Mogmurch makes sure to at least have a whackin' stick.
Mogmurch dives right in, swallowing two handfuls of mud before realizing he should've found a worm first, then on his third try, discovers a worm and presents it.
Mogmurch tosses the stone in his mouth and chokes out, "Loptop think dogs are pretty and pickles taste bad!"
Mogmurch pulls out a little gourd and smashes it on the ground, "Gaze at Mogmurch as he commands the paste to burn." The paste quickly ignites and the wind blows the fire right on him, "Nooo, it burns, the fire disobeys me! AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!' He screams as he rolls and tries to put himself out.
"Gonna show all you gobs how good Mogmurch is." Ooops, slick spidey Another miss well, he's bad at this He's just making himself look bad, now. success! nope and success.
"Mogmurch gonna be the bestest goblin at burning things. Seen secrets of fire and know how to use em."
I return, another chance to burn some skulls
Tick-tick
Same song and dance, also i'd love to join you for a fourth goblin installment.
Mogmurch continues with his only form of harm, still excluding his allies.
Mogmurch hurls another bomb, excluding his goblin friends from burning to death.
Mogmurch does about the only thing he can do right now and flies up about 15ft and throws a bomb at Vorka-effigy, excluding his buddies from the blast
Mogmurch takes a 5ft step away from the effigy and drinks his potion of fly.
Mogmurch moves forward and hurls a bomb, "My fire is better, burn Vorka!"
Mogmurch looks the vial over and gives it a few sniffs, "It's a floaty potion!"
Mogmurch attempts to assault the vine with his mace
Mogmurch reaches out to touch the vine, hoping to harm it.
Mogmurch chugs his extract of elemental touch and his hand begins dripping with acid, "Get Reta back, I'm gonna melt it!" Mogmurch moves towards the vine.
Mogmurch hurls the bomb at the wicked harpy, and excludes his friends from the blast.
Mogmurch resists the song and moves closer to the harpy, hurling a bomb.
Mogmurch downs his mutagen and prepares his club.
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