... That sudden rainstorm.
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I'd like to argue about that. Please, do! I've got a retirement to fund, and that salt ain't gonna make itself!
*starts scraping up salt from various individuals* And to top it off, I'll sell it to Alton Brown, too!
Salt! Salt fer sale! Salt flavored by religious statements and spoofing! Also works great against snowmen!
All ya need to handle flamingos is a lil' salt! Just spread it around yer lawn, and they won't sprout!
How horrible! Someone stole a pillow from you! Truly this is a tragedy. .... Wouldja like to buy a pillowcase full of salt?
When a foe provokes an attack of opportunity due to moving through your adjacent squares, you can make a combat maneuver check as your attack of opportunity. Mind standin' still for a bit so I can scrape a lil' merchandise offa ya? I find that this flavor of salt sells well! Found out when I sold my bit o' salt from the reaction.
Adventurin' is nice an' all, but when these old bones got tired o' the damp and the danger, I took to a far safer, easier career. After all, someone's gotta chip the salt offa these angry little whippersnappers who journey to the Elemental Plane of Earth! |