Bessy the Goddess of Dairy Cows's page

Mu?

Mooo.

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

No thanks...you look like the cow that the Fourth rejected, that the grill spewed back upon the patio.

Mooo?

Mooo.

Moo!
The cow charges the lich, and bowls him over. The counterspell fades.

Moo!
The goddess of Dairy Cows leaps in as well.
Mooo!

MOOO! The cow shouts. Mooooo!

Moo?

Bessy the Sacrificial Cow wrote:

MOOOOO! *Cow starts thrashing weakly*

Look, I'm not going to hurt you, O great Bessy! I need your help!

*The cow stops thrashing*

MOOOOO! *Cow starts thrashing weakly*

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Bessy the Sacrificial Cow wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Peace must be found, or the Board will be plunged into chaos which we have never known before...I must find the cow.

MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

*Enormous cow which barely fits in clubhouse charges out of the basement, sees Kobold Cleaver, and in fright starts growing bigger and bigger*

*looks at the cow* Where the hell did that come from?

It is a god! It is the key to everything! Where is the lasso?!

*Suddenly, a lasso appears out of thin air. Looking closer, one can see that it is actually made of tiny, magical writing. The kobold makes it magically swing around and around...*

*The cow seems to know its danger and starts growing even faster. It is now barely fitting, and going to burst the clubhouse in a few seconds*

Peace must be found, or the Board will be plunged into chaos which we have never known before...I must find the cow.

MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!