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Woooooooo. Twas a great run, I had an absolute blast and always waiting in great anticipating for the GMs descriptions/resolutions of our zany antics.

To mix things up... I'll be in Canada the 4th-9th. I hear they have internet there but I expect to be a bit slower than normal but still managing a post a day.

Bart rushes past Muggy to be the first to take a bite out of the bed.

Bart smacks Muggy once across the face in a misguided attempt to cure him.

"We have to solve problem later, right now we need to finish pillaging house. This floor first."

Bart and Woofy will lead the way to the north door of the hallway.

Bart stabs the fatshanks a few more times to be sure.

Bart, somewhat regretting/nonregretting his decision to bite the womam goes back to swinging his sword while woofy does all the biting.

Sworded: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (20) + 12 = 32
damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

Iterative Sworded: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17
damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12

Woofy Bite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11
bite+1d6 fire: 1d8 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (4) + 1 + (5) = 10

Bart Quickdraws his oversized sword as a distract and then wills Woofy back into melee, where Bart and woof take bites out of [s]crime[/b] blubbershanks.

woofybite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15
damage+d6fire: 1d8 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) + 1 + (4) = 8

vs touch AC: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (20) + 11 = 31
bad touch: 4d6 ⇒ (3, 5, 2, 3) = 13
Fort 18 or be sickened for 8 rounds.

touch confirm: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (11) + 11 = 22
extra crit damage: 4d6 ⇒ (6, 5, 4, 3) = 18

Still yawning, Bart manages to find the energy to throw 3 more javelins.

Javelin #1: 1d20 + 12 - 1 ⇒ (20) + 12 - 1 = 31
damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

Javelin #2: 1d20 + 12 - 1 ⇒ (15) + 12 - 1 = 26
damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

Javelin #3: 1d20 + 7 - 1 ⇒ (6) + 7 - 1 = 12
damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

Javelin crit confirm: 1d20 + 12 - 1 ⇒ (1) + 12 - 1 = 12
extra crit damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Meanwhile Woffy's saliva starts leaving scorch marks in the floor again so Bart lets the hellhound forward to breath on the fat lady.

fire damage: 2d6 ⇒ (3, 6) = 9 reflex 14 for half
refractory period: 2d4 ⇒ (4, 4) = 8

Woofy looks quite tired as well after that last breath.

Bart has woofy carry him over to the far side of the room where he throws 3 more javelins. 4 remaining.

javelin: 1d20 + 12 - 1 ⇒ (9) + 12 - 1 = 20
damage: 1d4 + 3 - 1 ⇒ (2) + 3 - 1 = 4

rapid javelin: 1d20 + 12 - 1 ⇒ (2) + 12 - 1 = 13
damage: 1d4 + 3 - 1 ⇒ (1) + 3 - 1 = 3

stupid javelin: 1d20 + 12 - 1 ⇒ (5) + 12 - 1 = 16
damage: 1d4 + 3 - 1 ⇒ (4) + 3 - 1 = 6

"Die fatshanks! Bart is sleepy and need nappy!"

Bart rubs his eyes and screams "BART not ready for nap yet!"

Bart urges Woofy further back,away from the fatshanks before tossing a few handfulls of javelins.

javelin: 1d20 + 12 - 1 ⇒ (12) + 12 - 1 = 23
damage: 1d4 + 3 - 1 ⇒ (1) + 3 - 1 = 3

rapid javelin: 1d20 + 12 - 1 ⇒ (1) + 12 - 1 = 12
damage: 1d4 + 3 - 1 ⇒ (2) + 3 - 1 = 4

iterative javelin: 1d20 + 12 - 1 ⇒ (6) + 12 - 1 = 17
damage: 1d4 + 3 - 1 ⇒ (2) + 3 - 1 = 4

Don't know how much damage I took, not sure if that's on purpose.

Bart frowns as swings his sword twice at the beast before stepping back.

Sworded: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (7) + 12 = 19
damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

Iterative =Sworded: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26
damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9

Woofy also takes a bite.

bite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
damage+1d6 fire: 1d8 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (7) + 1 + (3) = 11

Iterative crit confirm: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25
extra crit damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12

Bart tries to make a warface and screams "AHHHHHHH"

Opps, missed that, am happy to hack them up for a round, or can apply the first attack to mammy (most likely an image) if you don't mind.

Bart quickdraws the sword and hacks at the trollamjigs.

sworded: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (14) + 12 = 26
damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
more sworded: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16
damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11

Woofy helps out with a fiery bite.
bite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16
damage: 1d8 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (5) + 1 + (4) = 10

Woofyface breathes fire.
10ft fire cone, reflex 14 for half: 2d6 ⇒ (4, 6) = 10
refractory period: 2d4 ⇒ (4, 2) = 6

Bart draws his wand of bull's strength and uses it on himself.

stupid other gobos distract me, use wand first, then open door. use your head!

Bart finishes feeding the last of the rug to Agna and then come galloping in on woofy and slamming into the door.

I backed Torch/Nurpus back a square to squeeze Bart in at the door.

Woofy starts salivating and thinking what to set on fire next.

Bart offers the last mouthful of Rug to Agna.

Hearing the call to quiet down, Bart stops chewing on the last of the rug and just listens for now.

about 16lbs short of max load.

Bart rolls up the rig and finds it too heavy to add to his pack. He looks at woofy, but woofy looks more interested in burning it than carrying it.

Bart decides to try eating the rug instead, with predictable results I imagine.

Bart spits out his bone in disapointment.

[i]why never anytin tasty in these stupid houses.

Bart will wrap up the bearskin run though and pack it away before using his new hook to tip over the statue in spite before woofy starts salivating at the door opposite the entrance.

Bart and Woofy both go for the bone chimes, each grabbing a chime in their mouth and chewing.

Somebody else's turn to get us in, Bart's plan worked about as well as expected.

Bart responds to Agna with the same volume "OW I SEE WHAT I DID AND IT HURTS!!"

Woofy shakes his head.

Bart smacks the dog on the back of the head and pulls out his new giant hook and begins pounding the door with it, hopefully until it breaks.

Bart and woofy move up, and Woofy ignores the plan and breathes fire on the door.

fire damage: 2d6 ⇒ (6, 1) = 7

Bart exclaims "Lets go pillage and then burn the house."

Bart mounts up on Woofy, gives the other gobos a moment to get their stuff together and then goes charging the door.

Next time we get some loot I'll make sure to have Bart use it to extort the belt from you. Should be hilarious.

I've got the wand of bull strength now to make things work for Bart anyway, happy to let somebody else hold onto it. If Bart got it he might put it on Woofy.

Well.. the hammer broke, so there's just his original horsechopper, the large bastard sword, the large hook and 10 javelins. Bart is heavily encumbered but it's no worse than the full plate.

Bart takes the ridiculously over-sized Ogre hook and straps it to his back to help balance out the frost-giant sword.

Woofy goes and starts gnawing on the body.

Woofy bite : 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10
Bite+fire Damage: 1d8 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (8) + 1 + (3) = 12

Bart then quickdraws his comically oversized bastard sword and urges woofy forward and hacks at the creature while eoofy bites.

Bastard Sword: 1d20 + 12 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 12 + 2 = 20
damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
Iterative Bastard Sword: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19
damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11

Woofy Bite: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 5 + 2 = 13
damage+fire: 1d8 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (4) + 1 + (5) = 10

Bart and Woofy, continue circling. Bart suddenly tosses a trio of javelins at the bigstupidhead as Woofy closes and breathes fire.

Javelin: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (7) + 12 = 19
damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Rapid Javelin: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (2) + 12 = 14
damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

Iterative Javelin: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19
damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Woofy Flame: 2d6 ⇒ (3, 1) = 4
Ref 14 for half
recharge rounds: 2d4 ⇒ (4, 3) = 7

Also I think I forgot to mention in my last level up, all enemies within 10ft of Bart now get -2 on all saves (doesn't stack with the -4 on fear saves)

With a +11 ride, Bart cannot fail the DC5 ride with knees check.

Woofy circles around only getting a little closer, while Bart draws his shinny new wand and gives himself the strength of a cow.

Wolf moves, Bart draws and uses wand of Bull's strength.

Agna's stealth has got to be better than that. Goblins get a +4 racial bonus and being small is another +4

Bart sneaks toward the left building and motions for companions to follow.

Stealth: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (15) + 11 = 26
Woofy Stealth: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (12) + 13 = 25

Woofy looks up when Torch says burn.

That and fire might be the only words he knows in common.

Bart giggles a bit from on top of Woofy before remembering the last moss he tried to eat and spits in disgust.

Woofy comes and rolls in front of torch, helping to get a flaming belly rub.

Bart's first vote is eating, his second vote is leaving. Torch and Nurpus may be lighting extraneous things on fire. Who knows? We're goblins. Cohesion and teamwork aren't exactly high on list of skills.

I think we're Mug/Bart/Agna no burn and Torch/Nurpus pro burn.

Bart continues to stuff his face before continuing, not particularly caring about burning such a stupid village to the ground.

Woofy looks up like its time to play fetch.

Once Nurpus throws it, Woofy goes and fetches and comes back with it on fire.

Bart continues to eat.

Bart is too busy eating to think about burning. Why stupidshanks pickle vegetables instead of eyeballs and fingers I'll never know.

Woofy on the other hand will gladly help light Nurpus's flame stick if Torch is uncooperative.

The thought of food overpowers Bart's mind and he nods viciously at the possibility of raiding the longshanks food houses.

Bart rides on his clearly superior hellhound, he does help the other goblins gather up some lesser mounts of their own.

Bart grins and smiles, taking Mugmuff's statement as a compliment.

Bart shows back up after a night without Flappy in tow.

Instead Bart is riding on a hellhound named Woofyface with a grin almost too big for his own head.

I'm ready, Bart is just a big headed idiot who thinks planning is for less big headed goblins.

2 more antipaladin levels

Bart learned 2 new spells
Litany of Entanglement & Silence.

Got my charisma to 16.

Buying:
Wand of Bull Strength 4,500
10 Javelins 10
+2 Headband Cha 4,000
Cracked White Pyramid 1,500
+1 Elven Branched Spear 2,400

Total 12,410

Will probably spend a bunch on potions/scrolls tomorrow.

Feat:Weapon Finesse

Flappy is going to be retiring and Bart will be riding around on a hellhound now instead. Still need to fix header.

Working hard on getting Bart to deal some damage finally.