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Babey perks up at Zaidel's idea and begins to furrow her brow, concentrating.

She spins in circles several times then makes a final decision.

"Over there!" She declares, pointing at Al'Lamar's colossal main keep.


Saren drops from the sky next to Zaidel and the Vulture King and Babey crys out in joy when she sees them.

"Hi guys!" Both Saren and Babey say in unison.

Babey leaps over onto Zaidel's head.

"I'm glad to see you guys are ok!" She suddenly grows quiet as she realizes they are alone.

Her eyes grow wide and tear up.

"Are-are my boyfriends dead?" She inquires with a wail.

Saren meanwhile is taking a long moment to look around.

"Uh, did the Apocalypse happen while I was asleep? Was the world destroyed and most of my family and loved ones killed while I was snoozing away?" He says to himself.

He sighs heavily.

"Not again!"


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Saren's loud snores didn't bother anyone, what with the chaos of the Undead invasion, and he napped away in the big branches of a tree grown along the margins of a main boulevard as decoration.

His ears twitched at the sound of each explosion of energy and vicious impact from the battle of the heroes and the dark Nightwalker but nothing seemed to wake him.

Babey hopped up into the tree and alighted on Saren's chest.

"Wake up you idiot! It's an apocalypse!" She yelled in Saren's face.

His eyes drooply opened then shot wide in surprise.

"By the Dark Gods of Chaos!" He exclaimed. "What the hell are you, a grasshopper with breasts?"

Babey frowned in annoyance.

"Listen you empty headed idiot, I got separated from my friends in the excitement and I need you to escort me back, you don't look particularly busy, can I get some help?"

Saren scratched his nose as he considered.

"I was just napping before my duel, but I have some time to kill, I'll help you. Honestly I'm a little surprised you're even still around, it seems like there haven't been any posts about you in a while." Saren commented as he rose and stretched.

Babey hopped on his head as he yawned and pointed to the distance battle.

"Come on you fourth wall breaking idiot, It's time I helped my friends!"

Saren shrugged then hopped out of the tree.

"Everyone is so busy these days, does no one respect a good nap anymore?" He sighed.


Liriiestil wrote:

The elf lord holds out his hand "Yep! All good, come on out!" He says to his fae friend.

Babey climbs up Liriiestil's arm and gleefully plants herself on his head.

"Forward, to adventure!" She calls, pointing toward the horizon with one cricket leg.

Tavi, appearing as little more than a blue light with delicate dragonfly wings, sighs and floats above her Grig friend and new elven liege, ready to follow.


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Liriiestil wrote:


He goes over to the faery ring, and pokes his head into the extra dimensional doorway. "Babey, Tavi, it's safe to come out now."

Babey yawns then lights up when she sees Liriiestil. "Is it safe to come out now? Tavi is a boring conversationalist."

"Hey, listen...you just don't listen!" Tavi says, glowing brighter in anger.


Matsuhiko Kei wrote:
"I don't know where it came from. It just showed up on my finger. It looks pretty on you though!"

"Thank you Kei!" Babey coos happily, turning in a circle to show everyone her new necklace.


Matsuhiko Kei wrote:


When Kei notices the ring on his finger, he pulls it off and offers it to Babey.

"Hey! Where did that come from?" Babey inquires.

She accepts the gift though it is oversized for her and puts it around her neck like a giant necklace of jewels.

"Thank you Kei!"


"I knaw, right?" Babey replies to Liriiestil in common. Then, truly looking at John's new form she gives a squeal of delight and bounces over to his head.

"Ah, my Gad! This is the best!" She says, playing with his golden locks.


Sylvan:
"Hey! She didn't even say goodbye! How rude!"

Babey calls a squeaky voice, hopping up and down in outrage. She seems to have recovered from seeing the dark side of her Lady.


There are no other creatures or hidden dangers nearby.

Sylvan:
"Don't actually know a lot 'bout Hydras, except that there are different types."

Babey replies, hopping over to the Hydra's corpse and landing on one of its heads.

She pokes it and the entire head shifts, sliding toward the ground a bit, this however is because of her weight on the corpse, not because it still lives.

She doesn't realize this however and shrieks, her hair standing on end.

"YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" She screams, bouncing furiously away.


Sylvan:
"Hmmmmmmmm. You guys are real powerful, aren't you?"

Babey chirps speculatively, rubbing her chin with one elven hand.

Sylvan:
"Isn't that right, John?"

She says, looking down at her ride. Her eyes bulge in shock as she becomes aware of what John has become.

You aren't quite sure how she was oblivious to the transformation until just now.


Babey turns around three times on Liriiestil's head then sits down, in a vaguely dog-like manner.

Sylvan:
"It's ok John, I'm not a slave, the Lady will be ok with it."

Babey pats him on the head with one cricket leg, the way one would show affection to a favorite steed.

Sylvan:
"John?"

She asks, lowering her upper body down his face so she is looking at John in the eyes upside down.

Sylvan:
"May I live on your head? I promise I won't be a bother and will keep your hair tidy. Plus, I will heal your wounds if you get injured!"


Bage's scouter clicks and chirps revealing to him the fruit has a power level of 1. It is likely just a plant, not a monster.

A 65 diplomacy check, holy crap, looked at old 3rd ed epic skill use to see what that would do, it makes a helpful creature fanatic, lol.

Babey's only response to the earthlings is to stare at Liriiestil with eyes wide with wonderment. The Fey may be ever so slightly less attractive than Kei but he was still possessed of a god-like charisma and he knew how to treat a Grig!

Eyes dilating as if she had just ingested some form of drug Babey leaps across the way to land on Liriiestil's head, shouting;

Sylvan:
"Forgive me Lady, I have a new Lady! I mean a new Mister! Yaaaaaaaaay!"

She seems to have completely forgotten about the threatening fruit in her fanatical enthusiasm.

The fruit just hangs there.

Knowledge(nature)DC 15:
A variety of enchanted fruit sometimes grows in magical forests where the power of the First World is particularly strong.

This is an Opiate Orange, a magical fruit that explodes if touched, spraying delicious narcotic juice and pulp everywhere in a ten foot spread, dealing 2d6 Wisdom damage and making any who suffer the damage immune to any form of pain for 12 hours. A DC 18 Fortitude save negates the effects.

Edit: Kei actually speaks all languages so he can understand Babey already. Just a note for the future. Not that your character knows that yet.


Yeah, no problem.

Babey blinks slowly, as if she hadn't considered why anyone would ever want to leave the forest.

"Uuuuh..."


Liriiestil wrote:


John flashes Babey a grin. *Sylvan* "Thanks, it's my first time speaking this language. Until I met you just now, I didn't even know I could. Nobody back home speaks anything this cool!"

Babey grins widely.

Sylvan:
"It's the best language ever John! And you are ten minutes smarter for knowing how to speak it!"

She declares, though what exactly that means, who knows?

Sylvan:
"Where is your home John? It must not be all bad if you picked up our language?"

She continues, happy to be speaking Sylvan instead of the much more difficult for her Common language.


Zaidel Michigan wrote:


"Dear Miss Babey, we beg pardon. We did not know that we were trespassing. We would gladly and peacefully exit The Lady's beautiful wood, if you would please show us the way out. And if it is pleasing to you, would also provide some information about the surrounding area? That would be immensely helpful".

Diplomacy successful.

"Never been autside it myself, but I knaw where the edge is." Babey responds from her perch on Kei's shoulder. "I'm sure the Lody wauld wont me ta help yau in ony woy I con, os yau seem ta be same truly kind heorted beings!"

She climbs onto Kei's head and points with a cricket leg in the direction the others had left previously. "I'll shaw yau the woy!" She declares cheerfully.


Lucas' Perception check reveals Kamii has indeed left.

Matsuhiko Kei wrote:
"My name is Kei. Nice to meet you!" says Kei as he bows to the creature.

"Hella Kei!" She trumpets excitedly, thrilled to be paid attention to by this handsome boy.

She hops up into the air and gently lands on Kei's shoulder. "Yau're os hondsame os on Elven Lard." She whispers in his ear, creepily running one of her cricket legs down his cheek, in a move she probably thinks is alluring but feels more to Kei like an insect is crawling across his face.


Liriiestil wrote:


When the faerie shows up, something deep inside him resonates with the tiny creature. He beings to talk to her in a very strange language.

*Sylvan*: "Well met Babey, my old name was John, but that doesn't feel right any more. And yes that boy definitely smelled like bononos and domnotian."

Babey grins wide when she hears her native tongue, and responds clearly and without an accent in that language.

Sylvan, lyrical nonsense chatter to those who don't speak it:
"Hello John! Or whatever you true name is. I'm so happy you speak Sylvan! Well, you mostly speak Sylvan, it's pronounced 'bananas and damnation!' but you get an A for effort!"

She says without a hint of irony.


"My nome's Bobey by the woy, whot ore yau're nomes?" She asks the group at large.


Matsuhiko Kei wrote:


As the insect creature appears, Kei squats down and says "Hello Mrs. bug lady. I don't know what a bonono is."

"O bonono! Yau knaw, green ot first then yellaw! Tostes mighty fine! Shoped like o gently curved baamerong?" The Grig informs Kei, she rubs her left hand onto the left jade horn that curves gently up from her tiny forehead.

A nervous tic perhaps? Or perhaps she is trying to illustrate the shape of a banana?


Bage wrote:


"A half bug, half elf. A Belf," Bage determines, staring down at the small, mystical creature. "Do you know where we are, little one?"

"Hey naw, I oin't na belf, I'm o Grig! A Beoutiful fey, in service to her Lody!" The Grig corrects Bage. "Ond yau're in my Lody's Waad!"