“The thunder is the waterfall, can you hear the laughter?
Climb down to canyon side and explore the here and after
Take the girl and keep her safe, she bakes the treats so fine
Find the words to smite her foes, and let her village shine
Then take the, wait, um, no, it was supposed to start with I wish,
Let me start over” – The Great Chant of Heroes as spoken by Good Chief Darien, moments before the pie was served
