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113 posts. Alias of Mightypion.


Full Name

Askold Beerfiend Magnusson

Race

| Speed 30ft/20ft | 1st: 3/3 | Active Conditions: None | HP12/12 | AC 17 (19 with shield) T 12 FF 15 (17 with shield) | F +4 R +4 W +1 (+5 vs Charm compulsion) | Perc 3 | Ini 2 |

Classes/Levels

Mutagenic Mauler/Spell warrior

Gender

Male

Size

1m95

Age

34

Special Abilities

Inspired Rage

Alignment

CG

Deity

Kurgess

Location

In Kenabres to drink Demons under the table

Languages

Common, Skald, Abyssal

Strength 17
Dexterity 14
Constitution 14
Intelligence 10
Wisdom 8
Charisma 16

About Askold "Beerfiend" Magnusson

Drinking contest:

Well Beerfiend spoke to his Mwangi capturers
By the rights of competition, I demand a trial by challenge to regain my freedom. He did know that this particular tribe did just that.
You know how to ask for this? Your nickname is Beerfiend? And you have come to steal our booze receipes? Hi captors spoke
Steal? No, exchange them! Beerfiend answered
We will see, the priestess will decide you fate!

Damn Thought Beerfiend as he beheld a stunningly attractive priestess. That Lady is hot
This foreigner claims to be good at booze? Let him fight for his live with a DRINKING contest The crowd cheered, and the priestess spoke.
Do you understand how f+~*ed you are mortal? Exactly her voice asked in his head.
Uhmmm, telepathic, incredibly attractive, likes contests, feel confident about outdrinking me? Eroedaemon or Succubus, Eroedaemons dont have a sense of humor so Succubus it is?
What masterful process of deduction, I shall drink your booze, your soul and your everything.

A short while later.

Beerfiend grinned. She shouldnt have drunk his alchemical extracts, apparently the nauseating from that worked through poison immunity.

The stranger won She announced between pukes to the stunned tribesmen, Get him out of my sight and out of our lands
Yes Priestess Kiandrah! Some tribesmen answered.

Appearance:

A tall obviously Angelkin male stands before you.
Bronze Skin, nearly 2 meters of height, and, somewhat unusually, an angelic halo that seems, slightly shifting? As if it jiggles or sways, with soft drunken motions.
Little trick: Beerfiends Halo changes shape according to his mood and what he is currently imbibing.

Background:

Where am I? Beerfiend thought.
He was behind a bar, mixing drinks for...

The most beutifull lady he has ever seen in his life, her long black hair falling in rivulets and...

SNIP

Oh, Kurgess himself.
HI BEERFIEND His god spoke in his mind
Hello Boss? To what do I owe the honor? Beerfiend asked, befuddled
MOSTLY BECAUSE YOU JUST OUTDRANK A SUCCUBUS, DO YOU FEEL LIKE PRANKING SOME DEMON LORDS?? His god spoke
Isnt that, maybe a bit big for me? Beerfiend answered
NONSENSE, YOU SEE, I AND THE NICE LADY OVER THERE WITH WHOM I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO AND WHO ABSOLUTELY DID NOT SUPPLY THE SUCCUBUS Kurgess paused, pointing to the stunningly attractive ebon-tressed lady.
I outdrank a Succubus? Arent they immune to poison? and have millenia of party experience? Wait, what if she faked being sloshed and
Oh, you are a bit smarter then you look like An incredibly enticing female voice, which must belong to the raven haired beauty, spoke in his mind.
AND I HAVE A COMPETITION, WHAT IS THE MINIMUM FORCE NEEDED TO PRANK, WHAT WHERE THEIR NAMES AGAIN?
Eh?[/b]
[i]Baphomet and Deskari
The female voice informed him
Goatface son of Dogtits and Buggy Mc Bugface? Beerfiend offered, seeking to come up with some insults on the fly.
EXACTLY, I, KURGESS, CLEARY HAVE CHOSEN EXCELLENTLY! Kurgess continued.

And I am blessed for being the weakest of your faithfull that could fullfill this task? Beerfiend spoke, raising an eyebrow at his god.
YES, TAKE THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY FOR PERSONAL GROWTH He received an enthusiastic reply
May I aks who the competition is? Beerfiend spoke, partly to the Lady.
You may Beerfiend, but dont expect an answer. the raven haired beuty spoke, her spoken voice being even more attractive.
At least not now She continued in his mind.
Beerfiend woke up, with a note reading "get your shoddy arse to Kenabres" in his hands.
Off to adventure!

Chances encounter?:

Well Thought Beerfiend
How the f##& do I get to Kenabres? I am currently on the Mwangi shore because I wanted to sample and popularize the Mwangis actually really good booze making tradition? Oh roit, I have just the idea! He speaks to himself.
That old Shaman told me, after I beat him in a drinking contest, about this mythic magic mwangi teleportation tea! What could possible go wrong if I attempt to replicate it?
Beerfiend gets to work, mixing all manners of booze and weird ingredients to make mythic magic mwangi teleportation tea.
Hej, this is actually kind of close to a cocktail named "Naughty Nocticula", ingredient wise, I am certain this is not a bad omen at all!
He drinks his booze, and the world shifts. First, it is frighteningly cold. Second, he just appeared in a summoning circle. Third, an elfen women clothed in green with a ritual dagger in her hand looks at him with considerable surprise.

What the f#%!? I didnt even perform the sacrifice yet? She says, pointing at a strapped down This could be whoever got stolen furied sacrifice.
S+@%, I am surrounded by cultists, well lets try to b$@&$+$! my way out of this one.
What the f$!%, I consumed a soul but I also didnt? Beerfiend speaks, pretending to be a Demon.
I wish to aid you He hears a female voice
Ask Jerribeth if anyone in a 3 mile radius was messing around with time magic, also, you are the Incubus Shaz-man-yat, a master at infiltration.Beware she is a Glabrezu!
Did any f#!!ing idiot-moron dick around with time magic? Beerfiends asks loudly
Who the f+#+ are you? The elf asks
You f&!&ing summoned me so you f*&#ing know. Since you know who I am, you probably want me to infiltrate a bunch of insipid crusaders doing who the f$&& knows what. Beerfiend answers, swearing just a bit more to then she does.
I need additional detail to pull that bluff up Mrs. helpful voice in my head, which demonlord does the elfcrab follow, which demon lord does this Shas-monka follow?
She follows Baphomet, Shaz-man-yat is known to follow Nocticula
Turn back into you true form Shaz-Man-Yat The ELf demands
How about no?
I shagged up with a Lilitu, this form pings as Chaotic good for purposes of alignment detection, and as really weak, like, rookie mortal level weak! But it costs me a favor with her to switch back into it.
Beerfiend comes up with a plausible cover story on the fly.
Whatever, the elf snarls, I guess its two idiots for one sacrifice, now bugger off and infiltrate some crusaders.
Beerfiend steps out of the circle, towards the Elf, and grabs the sacrifice.
That be my property He says.
PoW are dime a dozen, take him.
Beerfiend slings the unconcious sacrfice over his shoulder and walks.
Helpfull voice, some directions?
Sure, first 350 feet in the direction you are moving in, mind the alarm trap at 250 feet, then turn left then...

crunch:

STR 15 +2 racial
Dex 14
Con 14
Int 10
wis 8
CHA 14 +2 racial

Trait: Irrepressible (use CHA instead of Wis vs charm and compulsion)
Campaign Trait: Chance Encounter
You tended to get in over your head as a child, but your biggest youthful misadventure was the time you “accidentally” found yourself behind enemy lines. You probably never would have made it back home if not for the aid of a mysterious woman who helped you trick your way through a group of cultists. Ever since, you’ve just been lucky when it comes to trickery.

Benefit Once per day, if you fail an Acrobatics, Bluff, Disguise, Sleight of Hand, or Stealth check, you may immediately re-roll that check as a free action. You must take the second result, even if it is worse..

Alternative racial trait:
Celestial Crusader Some aasimars follow their destiny to war against the powers of ultimate evil. These individuals gain a +1 insight bonus on attack rolls and to AC against evil outsiders and a +2 racial bonus on Knowledge (planes) and Spellcraft checks to identify evil outsiders or items or effects created by evil outsiders; they may use these skills untrained for this purpose. This racial trait replaces celestial resistance and skilled.

Elephant in the room freebies:
Power attack
Deadly aim

Feats chosen:
Lingering performance

Improved unarmed strike from Mutagenic Mauler
Improved counterpsell from Boaster

Resources:
Raging song 6/6
Level 1 spell slots 2/2
Mutagen currently prepped as +4 STR +2 AC -2 Int

Passive class abilities:
Bardic knowledge

spells:

Level 0 (Bard) (5 spells, favored class):
Prestigitation
Mage hand
Ghost Sound
Dancing lights
Detect Magic

Level 1 Bard:
Tears to wine
Grease

Skills:

Background skills:
Perform Oratory 1+3+3=7
Linguistic =1+1+3=5 (Abyssal, Sylvan, Elfen, Celestial)

Adventuring skills:
4 skill points per level
Acrobatic=1+3+2=6
Perception=+1-1+3=3
Kn. Religion=1+3=4
Bluff=1+3+3=7

Equipment:

winter clothing (free)
Scalemail (50 gp)
Cold Spiked gauntlet (10 gp)
Cold Iron Scizore (40 GP)
Cold Iron spiked shield (14 GP)
Kit (Skalds) 37 GP
Sling (1)
Mwk Backpack (50)

defense:

HP=12
Fort=4
Ref=4
Will=1
Will vs charm or compulsion=5

Background GM only:

Jokes aside, Lady in shadows.Kurgress asked the raven haired lady after Beerfiend disappeared.
Why do you inform me of all gods of a plot by Baphomet and Deskari against Kenabres?
Because She spoke with a all to pleseant smile
I like a good contest, especially for these 2 "near peer competitors" of myself The Demon Lord answered
Which is likely to result in you being in the position to sell your "friendship" to the highest bidder, and you approached me, because I am quite unlikely to immidiatly attack you, if you come offering a contest. Kurgess spoke
Arent bidding contests also contests my dear? Also, yes, the gods of the crusade are certainly invited to vie for my attention once the time arrives. I will take my leave then. The demonlord is nothing but smiles as she disappears.
The f*#@ is even going on the god of contests speaks.
No informing anyone else by thought, or spoked or written word, or by making a painting for 30 days hmmm So I can... Phantomime? To Torag, Iomedae, Asmodeus, Abadar and Shelyn? Lady in Shadows, you do have a sense humor. Gotta hit up Shelyn.

Spell warrior version:

Replace extreme mood swings with lingering performance, rest stays the same.

Progression:

Level 2: Picking up Brawlers fury
Level 3: Rage power Angelic blood, Extra rage power savage intuition
Level 4: + STR
Level 5: Dodge + Mobility
Level 6: Some totem
Level 7: Crane style

Spells to be picked up:
Level 1: Tears to wine, moment of greatness
Level 2: Heroism, bladed dash
Level 3: Haste there is a Cayden specific spell that gives freedom of movement but makes you drunk