[paraphrased rant] Your items are all useless and rubbish and pathetic!!! How dare you submit this pile of steaming baatezu dung?! [/paraphrased rant]
Way to bust out the wand, big daddy Orcus! (Ahem! Was that too enthusiastic?)
This is a post by a representative of the sorority of Ask-A-Succubus members. Succubi have impeccably good taste, live in the Abyss and many other places, and are of course CE aligned. Which says just about all you should need to know about how TOTALLY SERIOUSLY this post must be taken...