Arnold "the Moose"'s page

John Compton wrote:

Hmm wrote:

Hamish is a seasoned hunter. He smells of paprika.

*Prepares a list of scenarios with creatures with the grab and swallow whole abilities to highlight Hamish's esoteric choice of armor*

** spoiler omitted **

Snort! Hangs head!

Translation: Was not!

Joshua Pierce wrote:

I will have to see what plans are, but I would greatly enjoy attending a convention with the Twin Cities lodge. We have hosted a few of your number at our local conventions, and it was my great privilege to play with them. I have never had more fun with a moose. I have never been more frustrated with a moose. I have never had to bargain with a moose. Because let's face it, at a certain point you're not the character any more, the moose is. I mean he has his own art.

That moose is now in her preferred form of a female donkey.

Grunt, stomp, glare, snort!

Translation: I am a man! I am a Moose!

Andrew Christian wrote:

Giraffe would be fun. Already using a moose though and that's fun.

If'n Ahh ev-er fahnd Ahh cayant rayse Ar-nold Ahh mah-ayt loook fo-or a Girayef.

Snort, stomp, glare.

Translation: Hey!