Cleric of Iomedae

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Silver Crusade

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mechaPoet wrote:
ArianDynas wrote:
Yes, teenaged adventurers. We're going to have an interesting time convincing people to hire us.
You should get a caravan and paint it nice colors, and call it something like the "Enigma Contraption" or the "Puzzle Carriage," so you can pass yourselves off as a traveling consulting and investigation firm. Get an awakened great dane to be your tracker, maybe eventually getting him levels in Sleepless Detective.

...

You are a sick, sick human being.

Besides; we've only got an arrogant, jumped-up prick Lore oracle, who likes to dabble in arcane magic and foretells through carvings, a tenacious albino Kobold barbarian smith, and a half-orc girl, who is attempting to become a monk.

We'd need a ditzy red-headed ranger, a pudgy dwarven-girl wizard,an unobservant cavalier with an ascot, a rogue with an appetite, and depending on which version you watch, a younger awakened Great Dane with levels in barbarian.

And I'm sure between us we've given some sick, twisted individual out there far too many ideas; it's Captain Andoran all over again.

Silver Crusade

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The worst part of this?

My players have been slowly turning themselves into the Avengers.

We've got a mad gnome, making extensive use of a pair of slippers of spider climb.

A half-elf considering the arcane archer prestige class,

and Hagmar. Dear Hagmar, a cohort I just threw out of nowhere when the guys invaded a mine full of slaves, wanted to find a blacksmith to help establish their own shop. I gave them a man who had made himself a suit of armor when the guards weren't looking, gave him a family hammer, carved in granite, one that, following the legacy progression I gave it when the player currently in command of Hagmar came in, will return to his hand and cause claps of thunder when struck.

And now said player wants to throw his shield at m~$~*@!+@%~!s.

What have I done?