CunningMongoose wrote:
Damn, they say trap the soul, but they trap the body. Bastards!
And, well, I guess this thread may be a gem, but I doubt it's worth 1000 gp.
Spells with misleading names are deliciously evil! Are they not? They are, in fact, a symptom of the evil I have spread throughout the ages.
When the first DM crawled forth from his cave with nothing but a loin cloth and a D20 made of stone, it was I that whispered to him dreams of unlimited power over helpless PCs and implanted within him a desire for their blood. From that day forth, every antisocial gaming style, every rules argument, every killer DM, all are my work. And it is not just the players of the games that are effected either; the games themselves writhe under my necrotic touch. You think it is difficult to create a well balanced game that is also dynamic? Try doing so with my dark thoughts invading your mind:
“Yessssss, one of these abilities summons a ham sandwich, the other, alters reality and let’s you do whatever you want, including summoning a ham sandwich, it totally makes sense to make these abilities the same level.”
Foolish game designers, they think that their thoughts are their own but they are nothing but puppets!!!
A thousandy years of subtle manipulation and the destruction of the fun of countless gamers has lead me to this, my endgame, my takeover of the Paizo messageboards and the looting of the secrets cleverly hidden within by the staff!
Nothing can stop me!
Ahahahahahah!
And do not worry, my evil investment banking firm Gold Mansacks has artificially inflated the value of this nearly worthless thread and gotten foolish PCs to invest their life savings in it, it will have value long enough to trap every last one of you heroes.