| Full Name |
J. G. Colin Lloyd |
| Race |
Homo sapiens sapiens |
| Classes/Levels |
Dungeon Master 9/Killer DM 3 (5 level prestige class) |
| Gender |
Male |
| Size |
Medium, but increasingly large girth |
| Age |
50 |
| Special Abilities |
Create Over the Top Descriptions, Craft Lurid Purple Prose |
| Alignment |
Chaotic good |
| Deity |
Tritherion |
| Location |
Florida |
| Languages |
Common, Canuckian, Franglais |
| Occupation |
Senior Highschool Anatomy and Physiology/Biology teacher |
| Strength |
11 |
| Dexterity |
8 |
| Constitution |
16 |
| Intelligence |
15 |
| Wisdom |
12 |
| Charisma |
13 |
About 13garth13
Ex-Patriot Canuckistanian from the land of the ice and snow, currently marooned by love and marriage in the sweaty, humid grips of America's dangling phallus, Florida.