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Bigfoot Welcome Mat
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The Bigfoot Welcome Mat not only invites our favorite legendary furry beast into your house, it also reminds him to wipe his big ol' feet. This 26 x 15-1/2 (66 cm x 39 cm) mat is truly the same size as Bigfoot's giant shoe-busters. We made it from recycled plastic because Bigfoot cares about the...
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Cthulhu Evil Elixir Water Bottle
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If you know how to pronounce Cthulhu, chances are you're a fan of H.P. Lovecraft's works of horror fiction. For those unfamiliar with this horrific cosmic entity, let's just say it would make for a very unpleasant dinner guest. ... Each 8-1/2 (21.6 cm) tall, empty, stainless steel bottle...
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Cthulhu Mints
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Cthulhu is a horrific and terrifying cosmic entity that shows up in some of H.P. Lovecraft's science-fiction novels. We're just speculating here, but it would seem that a hideous, tentacle-faced monster like Cthulhu could have some seriously nasty breath. Perhaps if he just had a tin of these...
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Cthulhu Ornament
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Instead of Joy to the World, the Cthulhu Ornament says, Destroy the World. The representation of chaos and destruction from HP Lovecraft's stories is 4-3/4 (12.1 cm) tall, made of plasticized clay-dough and done up with a delightful festive Santa hat. Putting Cthulhu on your tree balances out all...
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Sasquatch Seltzer Water Bottle
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Smart sasquatch never leave their hidden lair without one of these coated aluminum water bottles. ... Each 8-3/4 (22.2 cm) tall, empty bottle features a fake label for Sasquatch Seltzer, a delicious beverage made from Fermented Spruce Tips, Pinecones and Mud. Holds 17 oz. (500 mL) of your...
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Zombie Juice Water Bottle
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Smart zombies keep hydrated by carrying one of these coated aluminum water bottles with them as they roam the earth in search of human brains. ... Each 8-3/4 (22.2 cm) tall, empty bottle features a fake label for Zombie Juice, a delicious beverage made from Fresh Squeezed Brains! Holds 17 oz....
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