PFS1 We Be Goblins Too! (GM Mike...R) (Inactive)

Game Master Mike...R

Princess Crackling regards the offered food with interest, clearly hoping that the goblins will bring it to her. When it becomes apparent that she will need to come to get the food, she reluctantly struggles to her feet and waddles slowly towards Poog, potentially offering an opportunity for one of the other goblins to sneak inside the boat while she is distracted...

(Sneaking inside the boat would obviously require a sneak role.)

Mogmurch attempts to sneak inside hoping Chuffy will join him.

Take 10 for a 25 Stealth.

Chuffy frown at Mogmurch, following him into the pig castle.
Stealth: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (15) + 23 = 38

Princess Crackling perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19
Dirty pig perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18

Mogmurch and Chuffy sneak through the hole in the side of the boat. Inside the area is quite literally a pigsty. Chained to the wall near the back of the sty is a filthy dejected looking pig staring miserably off into the distance. The second pig does not appear to have noticed the two goblins yet, it's chain is secured with a poor quality looking lock.

Mogmurch and Chuffy can make both a perception and a wisdom check now that they are inside of the boat.

@GM: The way the dice roller has been abusing me I'll take 10 on the Perception for a 15 and try rolling the Wisdom check - HAH!:

Wisdom - He ain't got none!: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (6) - 1 = 5

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16
Wisdom: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5 Wow! That's impressive.

[dice=Perception]1d20 + 7

[dice=Wisdom]1d20 + 1 Wow! That's impressive.

Who said wisdom was a strong point for goblins? lol At least it won't stop Chuffy from making short work of the lock.

Other than the chained up pig there is little else of any interest in the pigsty.

Extricating the pig from it's chain would require a disable device check to pick the lock.

Disable Device: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + 10 = 22

The lock clicks open, releasing the pig who still hasn't spotted the two goblins, or the fact that it's chain is no longer attached to anything.

"Time for all piggies that are going to go!"

Mogmurch waits to see if the sad piggy listens to Chieftain Poog...

As Poog is outside of the boat distracting Princess Crackling with food, the pig inside of the boat wouldn't really be aware of him (and he wouldn't be aware of it). As the goblins were so sneaky, the pig is also not aware that Chuffy and Mogmurch are in the boat with it or that it has been released. It is currently lying down looking depressed.

Poog will hand the salt and other nummies to Reta and go in to repeat his offer.

Poog get's the impression that Princess Crackling would not tolerate any of the goblins entering her palace. Chuffy and Mogmurch were able to get inside due to the distraction of the food being offered, but she has nearly finished the food and is currently focused on Poog, so there would be no way for him to lose her attention and sneak into the boat before she finishes the food. From what they have been told, the pig they are rescuing likes goblins, so maybe Chuffy and Mogmurch can communicate some basic information with it through non verbal means?

Well, Lord of Shadows Chuffy was cajoled into coming into the pig pen to untether the pig. Now the last time Chuffy used his untrained Handle Animal skill, he got a 0. So Chuffy assumes Mogmurch will convince the pig to come with them.

Well, Lord of Shadows Chuffy was cajoled into coming into the pig pen to untether the pig. Now the last time Chuffy used his untrained Handle Animal skill, he got a 0. So Chuffy assumes Mogmurch will convince the pig to come with them.

Mogmurch communicates non-verbally with Chuffy by motioning with his head to Princess Crackling and giving a throat slitting gesture. He then hands Chuffy one flask of Alchemist's Fire and one flask of Acid.

He then focuses his attention on the sad piggy and whispers to it, "The mean pig says you are sad and want to go home with us goblins. Can you come with us?"

@GM: The master of animal handling will take 10 for a, let me check, 10 on Handle Animal.

Well, Lord of Shadows Chuffy was cajoled into coming into the pig pen to untether the pig. Now the last time Chuffy used his untrained Handle Animal skill, he got a 0. So Chuffy assumes Mogmurch will convince the pig to come with them.

Hah yeah right; hence Mogmurch handing Chuffy Plan B. Remember Chuffy needs to be within 30' to get sneak dice on a ranged attack.

The pig is somewhat startled when Mogmurch whispers to it, but then a look of recognition flashes across its face and it start squealing excitedly and tugging frantically on its chain, which it subsequently realises isn't attached to anything, causing it to go flying straight out of the hole in the side of the boat. It spots Reta and Poog and runs excitedly towards them still squealing at the top of its lugs!

Princess Crackling give the escaped pig a confused look, but doesn't seem overly bothered by the situation...

Mogmurch and Chuffy are still hidden in the boat, they can sneak out (with a stealth roll) while the Princess is distracted by the other pig. Now that they can see the other pig Poog and Reta can make a Wisdom check to realise something important.

Stealth: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (4) + 23 = 27

Mogmurch attempts to be as sneaky as Chuffy!

@GM: Just kidding! Mogmurch will take 10 for a 25.

"You are queen of this farm now. Byeeee!"

Reta looks at the newly emerged pig.

Wis: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 1 = 14

Not bad for an ability check... but Poog probably will do better.

Princess Crackling perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22

Chuffy and Mogmurch manage to sneak back out of the boat without being spotted.

Meanwhile Reta is sure she has seen the other pig before, but cant quite put her fingure on where. Prehapse Poog might be able to jog her memory. (Reta is so close to making the DC for the wisdom check, if Poog aided her maybe that would just be enough?)

The other pig excitedly runs around the goblin heroes squealing loudly.

[dice=Princess Crackling perception]d20 + 6

Chuffy and Mogmurch manage to sneak back out of the boat without being spotted.

Meanwhile Reta is sure she has seen the other pig before, but cant quite put her fingure on where. Prehapse Poog might be able to jog her memory. (Reta is so close to making the DC for the wisdom check, if Poog aided her maybe that would just be enough?)

The other pig excitedly runs around the goblin heroes squealing loudly.

Mogmurch pets the pig and talks to it, "Aww he's so happy now!"

Wisdom, Aid Another: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

"Meh, pig is pig. Let's go."

"Finally. The Chieftain is making sense. Let's GO!"

Having rescued the pig (who seems to recognise them, even if they don't recognise it), the party return to the Birdcruncher camp in triumph with all of their loot and the heads of Pa and Guffy. The Birdcruncher's are very impressed, declaring the goblins not just heroes, but as the greatest goblins of all time, especially as they returned with a large supply of the fire breathing gourds for the tribe. That night Wise Mummy Sprattleharsh declares another great feast to celebrate the victory of the tribes chiefs over the menace that was Pa Munchmeat...

The End....

Poog declares that today shall forever be a feast for Zarongel (and his humble servant).

Poog declares that today shall forever be a feast for Zarongel (and his humble servant).

"All hail Zarongel and Chieftain Poog!"

Reta joins in with Mogmurch's chanting:

"ALL HAIL ZARONGEL AND CHIEFTAIN POOG!"

"All hail Zarongel and Chieftain Me!"