Cosmo Director of Sales |
Cosmo Director of Sales |
Justin Franklin |
Cosmo wrote:Jeff Alvarez (my boss): In case of emergency, break skull.So... are there a LOT of emergencies when he's visiting you? :D
Would breaking Cosmo's skull actually do anything? ;D
thunderspirit |
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Ashe Ravenheart wrote:Would breaking Cosmo's skull actually do anything? ;DCosmo wrote:Jeff Alvarez (my boss): In case of emergency, break skull.So... are there a LOT of emergencies when he's visiting you? :D
It's like a piñata. Except instead of candy, the void of despair spills out.
Cosmo Director of Sales |
Ross Byers RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32 |
Chris Lambertz |
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Robot Chris may or may not be socially deprived at the moment
Robot Chris also may or may not have bug eyes from all the coffee
Cosmo has improvised weaponry.
Chris Lambertz has a fork
Robot Chris ... and a screwdriver. I wonder who left that by the printer.
Ross is still alive
Cosmo ...for now
Robot Chris ...for now
Cosmo Director of Sales |
Thomas LeBlanc RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32 |
Drejk wrote:Admit it, you are trying to regain some ground and score some quotes while Sara Marie is gone from the office!Actually, the goal is to keep it going so Sara Marie can read from home and still feel like she's overhearing things in the office.
:)
She is on a well deserved vacation and you are trying to make her feel like she is at work? MEAN MAN!
Cosmo Director of Sales |
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Crystal: PSYCHONAUTS!!!!
Crystal Frasier runs around screaming
Crystal Frasier runs up wall
Crystal Frasier clings to ceiling
Crystal: Psychonauts: The game of setting squirrels on fire with your MIND
...so Crystal likes the game Psychonauts, evidently.
Cosmo and Liz (singing) ... wanna look at the epic [redacted]!!
Cosmo BURRRRRRP
Yep, we're getting desperate.
That thur? Class. Pure Class.
Chris Self Former VP of Finance |
Liz Courts Contributor |
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Chris Self wrote:Liz Courts: Ninjas versus hobos, GO!!!How about, samurai/hobo + baby cart?
You get a cookie for mentioning Lone Wolf and Cub. *offers cookie*
zylphryx |
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:You get a cookie for mentioning Lone Wolf and Cub. *offers cookie*Chris Self wrote:Liz Courts: Ninjas versus hobos, GO!!!How about, samurai/hobo + baby cart?
You know I think I still have issues from the late 80's ... I loved that comic!
EDIT: issues of the comic, that is ... not issues ... OK, so I've got issues from numerous decades ... .sheesh. ;)
Ross Byers RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32 |
Liz Courts Contributor |
zylphryx |
Crimson Jester wrote:If we give you context, that kills half the fun of this thread. :PRoss Byers wrote:Liz: If Strahd came up and asked for postage, that's a little...different.Ok I have to ask, why did Strahd and Postage come up...together???
Oh he was probably just trying to ship himself somewhere and ran out of stamps.
Or he was laid off by WotC, got a job at the USPS and showed up because the postage on some packages being sent out were less than needed and is out for blood ... or additional postage.
F. Wesley Schneider Contributor |
Bulmahnaut #5 |
David Wickham wrote:My money's on the Bull.F. Wesley Schneider wrote:XXX: "He's back there drinking whiskey and talking to Jeff."I'm guessing he is Cosmo.
Agreed! The Lord Jason is well known for his ability to ingest massive quantities of booze and still be capable of ravaging whole cities.
Crimson Jester |
Liz Courts wrote:FTFYCrimson Jester wrote:If we give you context, that kills all the fun of this thread. :PRoss Byers wrote:Liz: If Strahd came up and asked for postage, that's a little...different.Ok I have to ask, why did Strahd and Postage come up...together???
i DISAGREE; then again it seems my caps lock is stuck.
Ross Byers RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32 |
HalfOrcHeavyMetal |
Wuss. Wait till you trustingly let a female friend apply a waxing pad to the region just above your waist-line, telling you it's a form of heat-pack to deal with your strained back, rubbing it in .... then rips it off with great force, leaving you white and gasping for air on the ground as every male in the room winces and every female laughs long and loud.
2 months on, I still have a rectangular bald-patch on my back...
Chris Self Former VP of Finance |
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Ross Byers wrote:Chris Self: Ow. Man, that tape nurses use really hurts to pull off.I can think of no non-sexual-innuendo replies to this.
See, if I had quoted this, I would have used:
Ow. Man, that [redacted] nurses use really hurts to pull off.
or
Ow. Man, that tape [redacted] use really hurts to pull off.
Now, *those* have no non-innuendo responses.
Chris Self Former VP of Finance |
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cosmo: Mountain Goats: "this Year"
robot chris: ooo
robot chris: Mountain Goats
robot chris swoons
...specifically: The Mountain Goats - "This Year"
Enjoy! :D
Gary Teter Senior Software Developer |
Chris Self Former VP of Finance |
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Chris Self wrote:cosmo: Mountain Goats: "this Year"
robot chris: ooo
robot chris: Mountain Goats
robot chris swoons
...specifically: The Mountain Goats - "This Year"
Enjoy! :D
Cosmo...you're not supposed to give them context!