Two goblins burst out of the woods, precariously but competently riding two goblin dogs. The begin bolting towards the group, get really really sleepy, and decide to lay down and take a nap with a flump. The goblins look like goblins, the dogs look like mangy canines with a face that has the same flat nose, beady eyes, and protruding teeth as a rat grown grotesquely large.
Liet-Gar (Enlarged 20/20)
Kasvot
Niza & Albis
Dimple
Fromagalli
Goblins & Their Dogs (Asleep 20/20)
Niza pulls out her silk rope and hands it to Kasvot, "okay buddy, you can use this but it better come back without any goopy ooze so get it clean after, kay?"
Kasvot ties up both goblins, Fromagalli slits one dog's throat and Liet-Gar finishes off the other. Their sad death gurgles echo in Dimple's heart for a few moments before...
...suddenly, the sound of a trumpet rings out over the field, becoming louder as its player approaches. From the east, across the river bursts out a very angry lady goblin with a long polearm. Behind her are three more shortbow wielding male goblins, she yells something and they all spread out to avoid the sleeping on the job debacle again.
Kasvot
Fiendish Goblins Three
Niza & Albis
Dimple
Liet-Gar
Fromagalli
Angry Lady Goblin
Bold is up, go team Sorcerer!
Kasvot wisely doesn't attempt to repeat his trick and make himself a target for all the goblins, instead he seeks cover and improves his defenses.
The three fiendish goblins step forward or move to get into range of their bows. They all fire at the obvious largest and most dangerous target, LGZ. All three arrows thunk squarely into the enlarged elf before he can even think to dodge and these goblins apparently remembered to use the metal tipped arrows.
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Kasvot
Fiendish Goblins Three
Niza & Albis
Dimple
Liet-Gar (-8 HP)
Fromagalli
Angry Lady Goblin
Bold is up, go team Everyone Else!
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Seeing the half-sized double elf...er...double sized half elf injured, Dimple pulls one of her new wands. It has the words HAPPY SMILES etched into the wood. She pokes the stick into LGZ's back. "Did it work? I never had a chance to try it. I may have bought the wrong wand. Let me know if you start craving flies and want to jump on a lily pad."
Niza pulls a wand while moving up, activating it to create a small orb of force that zips out at her command, slamming into the angry lady goblin. Dimple steps up and heals Liet-Gar for a bit of the damage, his wounds close and the arrows are pushed out, falling to the soft ground. Fromagalli also moves forward, his sword darting out in a vicious stab, dropping one of the goblin shortbow shooters to the ground.
The screaming goblin woman pulls a javeline and whips it at Fromagalli very angrily! It easily strikes his body, piercing his armor and barely missing a vital organ .
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Liet-Gar (-3 HP)
Kasvot
Fiendish Goblins Three (Blue -7 & Down, Yellow, Green)
Niza & Albis
Dimple
Fromagalli (-5 HP)
Angry Lady Goblin (-4)
Bold is up, go team Sleepinator!
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Dimple looks at Fromagalli, then down at her shiny new 'only used once' wand. Then it will be 'Gently Used' and then 'Well Worn' and then 'Only One Owner' and then one day it'll just be an empty stick. "Aw, c'mon guys! Can everyone PLEASE be more careful? I just got this thing and you guys are gonna use it all up before I can have fun with it."
Kasvot's spell seems to have an effect on the goblin leader, she seems a bit befuddled and slow to act. With Liet-Gar frozen in inaction, the two goblins take aim at more dangerous targets. One shoots at Fromagalli and the other at the one that just did HAND WAVEY MAGIC!!! But sadly for them, both arrows sail right by their targets, thunking into the soft loam of the fields.
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Liet-Gar (-3 HP)
Kasvot
Fiendish Goblins Three Two (Blue -7 HP & Down, Yellow, Green)
Niza & Albis
Dimple
Fromagalli (-5 HP)
Angry Lady Goblin (-4 HP & Dazed 1/1)
Bold is up, go team From-Dimp-NizAlbis!
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Niza drops her wand which Albis quickly swoops in and picks up. She eyes the angry lady goblin and sneers. "I may be small and far away, but I pack quite the... punch!" As she says the last word, she folds her hand into a fist and uppercuts at (what appears to be at least) an invisible foe in front of her. Waves of energy pulse in front of her all the way to the goblin lady whose head snaps back sharply.
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Dimple casts a spell, shining burning lights form and flit around the battlefield. The group really tries to talk them up but goblins aren't exactly scared of fire. So other then a bit of distraction, they don't seem to be interested in fleeing.
Fromagalli's sword zips out and slams into the dazed goblin lady with a large slash across her, but she remains standing. Niza tosses her wand away, Albis swooping to catch it before it even hits the ground. With a swagger of confidence she punches the same goblin right on the jaw. LGZ quickly wades through the swollen stream, threatening death to any who give him the opportunity.
Kasvot
Fiendish Goblins Three Two (Blue -7 HP & Down, Yellow, Green)
Niza & Albis
Dimple
Fromagalli (-5 HP)
Liet-Gar (-3 HP)
Angry Lady Goblin (-13 HP)
Bold is up, go team Kasvot!
Kasvot backs up to get a running go and easily vaults the stream. He skids to a halt, just barely avoiding going to far. The goblin near Liet-Gar drops his bow, steps in closer and draws his sword, stabbing at the big toe of the giant half-elf. The other sends an arrow at the now much easier to hit target. The chatter back and forth in an unknown language and they seem to be laughing at LGZ. The arrow hits but doesn't manage to penetrate his thickly armored body and the toe stab goes straight through his boot into the soil, directly between his First and Second Little Piggies, barely missing flesh.
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Kasvot
Fiendish Goblins Three Two (Blue -7 HP & Down, Yellow, Green)
Niza & Albis
Dimple
Fromagalli (-5 HP)
Liet-Gar (-3 HP)
Angry Lady Goblin (-13 HP)
Bold is up, go team All but Kasvot!
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"You DARE!?" shrieks the half elf as the goblin puts a hole through his boot. "YOU SHALL PAY FOR THAT!"
Smoke floating out of his ears, he rushes forward to get a better angle at all the vile beasts and swings the massive blade at the offender.
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Niza dives into the water and bursts out on the other side next to Kasvot, both glaring at the angry lady goblin. Dimple cheers her allies on, slightly miffed that NOBODY (not even that stupid shepherd) ran in fear from the glowing orbs of fire. Fromagalli bursts into a gallop, huffing and puffing as he charges forward ready to leap the small stream in a single bound! No half-orc is gonna show him up... until he trips at the last second and slams face first into the water. Splashing about and sputtering for air he manages to right himself.
Liet-Gar releases his anger at the world, screaming and stamping around. The goblins take advantage of his movement with the darn offender finding his other big toe and this time striking true . The angry lady with her own reach weapon swings hard, but only finds air. Liet-Gar grins and swings back at one of the goblins, but maybe being so tall is actually making it harder to hit anyone as he just finds dirt with his slash.
The angry goblin lady turns towards the two that remain in her reach AND have harmed her already, slowly waving her weapon back and forth between the two before deciding on one to stabbity stab . Her blade easily connects with the red-headed gnome, but Niza just grins devilishly as her armored clothing resists the point of the weapon.
Kasvot
Fiendish Goblins Three Two (Blue -7 HP & Down, Yellow, Green)
Niza & Albis
Dimple
Fromagalli (-5 HP)
Liet-Gar (-5 HP)
Angry Lady Goblin (-13 HP)
Bold is up, go team Kasvot!
One of the goblins steps just inside Liet-Gar's guard, which is actually a pretty big area with such a large weapon. He fires his bow at the massive half-elf. The other one, wishing he still had his bow, tries to dodge the incoming attack as he rushes in to try to stab the big toe he missed earlier. He easily dodges LGZ's slash and stabs!!! Sadly though, the goblins are quite inept and fail to harm their target.
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Kasvot
Fiendish Goblins Three Two (Blue -7 HP & Down, Yellow, Green)
Niza & Albis
Dimple
Fromagalli (-5 HP)
Liet-Gar (-5 HP)
Angry Lady Goblin (-13 HP)
Bold is up, go team Everyone Technically!
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Fromagalli wades across the stream and then throws his sword at yellow
"Anish Macor!"
with IC arcane strike and firing into combat
My guess that translates as he draws back his sword which slips out of his wet hand before he throws his empty hand forward. Looks in some surprise as to where the sword went but is even more surprised to see it reappear in his hand?
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With a growl at the tiny beast putting more holes in his shoes, LGZ lumbers away. Turning back, he thrusts his massive blade forward. "I say DIE!"
Specs of foam begin to form around the half-elf's mouth as the boiling hatred wells within... "Gonna have to get new shoes now! I HATE BUYING SHOES!"
Walk away from yellow - provoking
And...looks like I skewer yellow...maybe?
Green & yellow in AoO range for me.
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Niza steps inside the guard of the angry goblin and swings her club with all her might, connecting with the bulbous head of her target, there is a sickening thump and then the evil creature collapses to the ground. Panting with the exertion and dripping from the swim, Niza grins.
Fromagalli swims forward and stumbles out onto the grass, lobbing his sword at the closest of the two goblins. But his hand slips as he releases the blade and it zips just a bit too high over the target before returning. Dimple steps up, continuing her inspirational message but questioning the wisdom of everyone jumping into the stream, especially since they are moving away from the very nice gnome who was healing them.
Liet-Gar, anger clouding his vision, stopping him from doing anything but try to hack a goblin into smaller goblin chunks, moves away from the one next to him to get a good angle for a swing. It stabs at his calf this time. His blade connects, severing an artery and giving the goblin a nice tasty spray of blood in his face! Sadly though his joy is short-lived as Liet-Gar turns and removes his head from his body. You hear a 'wheee' sound as the goblin's head sails into the woods.
The last goblin, with zero sense, continues his attack, cackling in glee that he is still alive and his target is spraying blood everywhere. He steps forward and shoots his bow again. The arrow drills Liet-Gar's arm, digging deep into his large muscle.
Kasvot
IC is up!
Fiendish Goblin Green Three er.. Two... (Blue -7 HP & Down, Yellow -25 HP & DEAD, Green)
Niza & Albis
Dimple
Fromagalli (-5 HP)
Liet-Gar (-13 HP)
Angry Lady Goblin (-21 HP & Down)
Bold is up, go team Everyone Again!
Liet-Gar swings and just misses the last goblin, who continues taunting the large warrior but doesn't quite notice Niza bolting across the field and swinging her club at him. With the expert aid of Dimple's encouragement echoing in her ears, the red haired gnome's club connects squarely with the back of the goblin in a crunch of bone and exhalation of air. The creature groans and then collapses.
One could almost say that if Dimple had not been so encouraging, the strike would have probably missed. Maybe even that Dimple was one hundred percent responsible for the goblin being injured... maybe. :P
Current Status of the Party
Fromagalli (-5 HP)
Liet-Gar (-13 HP)
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Kasvot moves up behind Niza, watching the goblin closely. He prepares to strike out with his hand should the goblin come any closer.
At 1st level, you can cause a creature to burst out laughing for 1 round as a melee touch attack. A laughing creature can only take a move action but can defend itself normally. Once a creature has been affected by laughing touch, it is immune to its effects for 24 hours. You can use this ability a number of times per day equal to 3 + your Charisma modifier.