We be Goblin(?) Kings, Kingmaker

Game Master Freddy Honeycutt

Colvin returns from his Ritual and sits at Svetlana's table.

He shrugs, " The Tuskgutter? I thought we go to lost Temple?"

"Quuroog want to see god of Jhod."

I like we do it all! We kill the tusky, see the god, and kill bandits. Let's go, see what happens!

"See god first?"

OK!

The little blue mite nods firmly, "OK," and she looks around. "Where start?"

Jhod: "Please find the temple for me."

The little blue mite nods firmly, "OK," and she looks around. "Where start?"

"If I remember right, Jhod God to the south, near a large Bear..."

Colvin's eyes go wide when he considers he may have to a face a bear without the spirit beside him.

"We go now or wait for people's to come first?"

She looks around, "When people come?"

Oleg holds up three fingers...."Three days, weather permitting. "

The guard leader chimes in. " We don't have the man power to send out patrols and keep dangers away, you could run over to the radish patch."

Oleg suddenly looks hungry...

We can do that!

Quuroog's head comes up, "Radish patch?"

Oleg describes the area not far away where the woods start...C9

Oleg "I do love me some moon radish stew!"

Colvin's nose twitches, you assume in excitement based on his next statement, " Yes we go, sit idle too long already!"

"Oh, moon radish!"

She gets to her feet and starts gathering her few possessions, most importantly tracking down Scratch, her scorpion, who has stolen some crumbs and is enjoying them in a dark corner under a big wooden box on legs in the next room.

Sure, let's go.

Svetlana catches you as you are going by...
"Indeed I know for a fact that moon radish stew is Oleg's favorite, if you bring back baskets of radishes I will pay you for them."

Random encounter roll 1d20 ⇒ 15

Get the baskets! We'll get all the radishes!

Gufi starts looking around, under tables and whatnot.

Where the baskets? We get the moon radishes, eat 'em up!

As you explore this area of the Kamelands, you notice something very strange about some of the rocks you find lying around. At first, you’re not sure if you really believe your eyes, but then—yes—it must be. The rock is an exact carving of a prairie dog. Except that it’s got a few gouges out of it. There are other rocks like the prairie dog: a butterfly, a wild pig, even a large snake. You begin to feel very uneasy about this area.

Dm dice roll 1d100 ⇒ 6

arcana: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 22

Gufi picks up the butterfly. The rock is so thin, it crumbles in his little hands.

Something turned these things to stone. Just by lookin' at 'em.

He looks about, warily.

percep: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10

Be careful! Could be a bird thing what turn ya to stone, or sump'n. Keep yer eyeballs!

Worst perception roll ever, Gufi has picked up the little stone piglet and wrapped it up in a blanket....

Torn between covering her eyes and looking for danger, Quuroog settles on peeking between her stubby little fingers.

Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17

Quuroog spots a strange reptile bird creature in the tall grass!

Shakespeare's play "Richard III", the Duchess of York compares her son Richard to a cockatrice:

O ill-dispersing wind of misery!
O my accursed womb, the bed of death!
A cockatrice hast thou hatch'd to the world,
Whose unavoided eye is murderous.

Word. ^ This could hurt somebody!

She covers her eyes the rest of the way, "Quuroog see funny snake-bird! Over there!" She points with one hand while covering her eyes with the other and squeezing them tightly closed.

Colvin looks at Q, "Why you covering your eyes, how you gonna see it if you won't looks at it?"

Knowledge Nature 1d20 ⇒ 12

Recognition dawns on Colvin's face once he sees the carving and then Q's reaction... if it's on him it's twitching right now!

The cockatrice is too far away to lock gazes with you 50 away

So you have a round of actions if you want them.

Opening Round

Colvin will use his Summon Monster I ability to summon a Rat and keep it nearby to attack the beast when it closes on us.

Summoning 5/6 for the day. Lasts for 1 minute not 1+1 Round a level as I thought in the earlier combats against the bandits, whoops.

Apparently, it paralyzes by biting you, and has no gaze attack in PF

Apparently, it paralyzes by biting you, and has no gaze attack in PF

Gufi is not that well versed in such things, but why risk it?

Have we had enough time to obtain weapons at Oleg's? I never resolved my lack of weaponry...

Have we had enough time to obtain weapons at Oleg's? I never resolved my lack of weaponry...

You're 2nd level. You have a dagger, a morningstar, a sling, and maybe a crossbow. It's all cheap or free, other than the x-bow.

Gufi uses his ring to cast Vanish on himself, and moves to get within 30' of the beast.

Gufi and everyone ready a ranged attack hoping to take out the creature in one fell swoop.

Attack when you are ready.

Round 1

Summoned Dire Rat

The Dire Rat charges at the beast and tries to smite it!

Smite Evil
Celestial Rat Attack 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18
Damage Bite 1d4 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

Colvin

Colvin fires the bow with no poison tipped arrow at the beast.

Ranged Attack 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Damage 1d4 ⇒ 3

Gufi fires a Ray of Frost, which will end his invisibility.

ranged touch: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15

damg: 1d3 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) + 1 + (6) = 8

Quuroog lets fly with a sling stone.

Sling: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20

Damage: 1d3 ⇒ 3

Kelvaalpaaz?

Yraalik fire his musket at the cockatrice 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 121d10 ⇒ 5

Blasting the partially frozen cockatrice into smithereens.

"Yay!" She makes a happy dance!

Good job with the boom stick!

Jhod: "That is an impressive piece of hardware."

The kobold smiles and retorts back
"Boomy-sticky!"

Colvin's tail twitches in nervousness, "Are we sure there are no more of these creatures lurking?"

The mite stops her dance and she drops to the ground. After a moment, she peeks up again cautiously. "Slick see new funny snake-bird?"

Jhod "Good team work my friends."

We did all right. Watch out for another! Let's get some radishes!

The radishes are good, very spicy today....

Looks like our new kobold is coming...

Gufi gathers as many as he can carry in a sack, eating a few raw ones straight from the ground.

Gufi finds a big juicy earthworm clinging to his radish...

Jhod: bites into one and nods approvingly at the pungent flavor..
"One of Oleg's favorites I hear, tell."