We be Goblin(?) Kings, Kingmaker

Game Master Freddy Honeycutt

What happens when the heroes chartered to explore the Stolen lands make treaties with locals and end up dead with the charter passing into the hands of goblins???

The Old map of the greenbelt

Hex map for exploration


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Mite Cleric of The One Below 2; 25/25 hp

Quuroog maintains the gaze, dealing 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3 nonlethal damage.

Scratch remains hidden after his missed sting, agitated and wanting to stab again, but Quuroog's vibe is much calmer.

If the bandit doesn't pass out from nonlethal damage:

The mite says, "You should sit. We must talk."


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

The bandit does fall unconscious....


Mite Cleric of The One Below 2; 25/25 hp

"OK, you lay down. That fine."

She searches the bandit for useful or interesting items.


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Q finds a metal pan on the platform with two thunderstones in it.

Otherwise see standard bandit gear in campaign info tab.


Mite Cleric of The One Below 2; 25/25 hp

Potion?: 1d3 ⇒ 3 Nope

Quuroog claims the thunderstones and the rations. The man's bow, arrows, and sword get dropped off the platform into the bushes below. She picks up the tiny scorpion and speaks soothingly to it.

Next round, over to Yraalik!


M Goblin Unchained Rogue 1/Admixture Evoker 1 | HP: 18/18| AC: 18 (16 T, 13 FF) | CMB: -2, CMD: 13 | F: +1, R: +7, W: +0 | Init: +5 | Perc: +3

Gufi attempts to off the fleeing warrior, if it couldn't move faster than 30'. His keen ears had heard mention of a boss, this "Kressel." Who dat?

A of O: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25
piercing: 1d4 ⇒ 3

4 are sleeping, one is unconscious.

Quuroog help Yrralik.

Gufi turns to Colvin. You, me, and your friends take weapons from sleepies afore they wake up. Funny!


Ratfolk Human Warpriest 1 - Summoner 1

Colvin nods to Gufi, "If we have rope we tie them all together?!

Colvin begins disarming the sleeping humans. If there are any other threats Colvin will send his rats after them...


M Goblin Unchained Rogue 1/Admixture Evoker 1 | HP: 18/18| AC: 18 (16 T, 13 FF) | CMB: -2, CMD: 13 | F: +1, R: +7, W: +0 | Init: +5 | Perc: +3

That's funny, too. I got no rope.

Still, it will be funny we watch them run!

Gufi giggles at the prospect, grabbing weapons from sleeping bodies.


Mite Cleric of The One Below 2; 25/25 hp

Quuroog makes her way to the injured kobold. "Big arrow, huh?"

Cure Light Wounds: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5


Stats:
LN Kobold Male Gunslinger 2 | HP: 14/16 | AC: 16 (T: 15, F: 12) | CMB: -1, CMD: 13 | F: +2, R: +7, W: +2 | Init: +4 | Perc: +5 | Speed 30ft | Conditions: -

Checks:
CLW Potion: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

Yraalik, having crawled over to the slumbering bandits, pops open the potion found on a belt and downs it; combined with the healing he receives from Quuroog, the kobold stands, brushing the dirt from his trousers as he surveys the scene. "Big arrow. Y better. Thank."


M Goblin Unchained Rogue 1/Admixture Evoker 1 | HP: 18/18| AC: 18 (16 T, 13 FF) | CMB: -2, CMD: 13 | F: +1, R: +7, W: +0 | Init: +5 | Perc: +3

Looks hurty. Let's be ready when longshanks wake up. They got no weapons! Hee hee!

Gufi does a little jig, pleased with himself that the shorties outsmarted the humans.


Mite Cleric of The One Below 2; 25/25 hp

Quuroog frowns, "Ready for what?" Then she remembers, "What about him?" She points at the platform above them.


M Goblin Unchained Rogue 1/Admixture Evoker 1 | HP: 18/18| AC: 18 (16 T, 13 FF) | CMB: -2, CMD: 13 | F: +1, R: +7, W: +0 | Init: +5 | Perc: +3

Derp. Forgot about him. I bet he scared and runs. Hee!


Ratfolk Human Warpriest 1 - Summoner 1

Colvin's Rats vanish from whence they came as the combat ends.

"I can summon more rats to drag that one down to the earth!" Colvin replies to Q.

Colvin heals himself from the injury he sustained in the combat.

CLW 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4 HP=14/17


Stats:
LN Kobold Male Gunslinger 2 | HP: 14/16 | AC: 16 (T: 15, F: 12) | CMB: -1, CMD: 13 | F: +2, R: +7, W: +2 | Init: +4 | Perc: +5 | Speed 30ft | Conditions: -

Checks:

Coup de grace from Y on helpless target; Soggy gets better damage from a normal attack.
Musket Damage: 4d10 ⇒ (5, 9, 9, 1) = 24
Soggy Bite: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 26
Soggy Crit: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19
Damage: 2d6 ⇒ (5, 2) = 7
SoggyClaw: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
SoggyClaw: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
Maybe not, lol! Oh well

Yraalik looks up at the tree and shrugs, "Y and you talk that one. These?" Y gestures with the butt of his gun to the sleeping folk. "These kill! Stab stab!! SOGGY! Eat!"

Soggy bites one of the sleeping bandits, while Y puts a bullet through the head of another.


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

It doesn't take long to kill all but one bandit.

The remaining one is unconscious from non-lethal damage, but otherwise uninjured....


M Goblin Unchained Rogue 1/Admixture Evoker 1 | HP: 18/18| AC: 18 (16 T, 13 FF) | CMB: -2, CMD: 13 | F: +1, R: +7, W: +0 | Init: +5 | Perc: +3

Somebody with good wisdom. That's not Gufi.


Mite Cleric of The One Below 2; 25/25 hp

Quuroog climbs back up to the platform. She waves for the others to join her.

Once everyone is on the platform (you choose whether you will be where he can see you right away or not) and he's tied up, she will channel to heal, healing her friends and waking up the bandit. I think.

Channel: 1d6 ⇒ 5


M Goblin Unchained Rogue 1/Admixture Evoker 1 | HP: 18/18| AC: 18 (16 T, 13 FF) | CMB: -2, CMD: 13 | F: +1, R: +7, W: +0 | Init: +5 | Perc: +3

Gufi stands, ready to act if the man tries anything funny.


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

for some reason I am picturing this guy hanging with the threat he will be pushed over the edge at any moment, and hit the ground still tied....

The bandit begins to come around.....in the darkness he is confused...

"What gives?"


Stats:
LN Kobold Male Gunslinger 2 | HP: 14/16 | AC: 16 (T: 15, F: 12) | CMB: -1, CMD: 13 | F: +2, R: +7, W: +2 | Init: +4 | Perc: +5 | Speed 30ft | Conditions: -

Y stands beside as well, his deadly musket aimed at the bandit's head.

Seriously; I'm going to have to improve the crit chance. 4d10 is nutso at our level.


Mite Cleric of The One Below 2; 25/25 hp

"You kill our friends. Why? Maybe you die now. Why not?"


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

"Who and what are you? Orcs maybe? Just wait until Kressel and Happs get ahold of you!"

The man is trying to see in the dim light from the moon, but it is all fuzzy to him....


Stats:
LN Kobold Male Gunslinger 2 | HP: 14/16 | AC: 16 (T: 15, F: 12) | CMB: -1, CMD: 13 | F: +2, R: +7, W: +2 | Init: +4 | Perc: +5 | Speed 30ft | Conditions: -

Checks:

Intimidate: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
Bull Rush: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (18) - 1 = 17
Acrobatics: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26

"Tell Y why kill friend, or Y kill you!" Shaking his musket, he frowns as the man insults him. "Orc!! Y no smell like Orc!!"

Y snorts, shaking with rage, and throws himself into the bandit, carrying both of them off of the stand; he shoves the bandit to the side as he leaps off the edge, rolling to land on the ground.


Mite Cleric of The One Below 2; 25/25 hp

Quuroog fast-climbs to the ground. She cuffs the impulsive kobold with a tiny hand. "No! You go! Quuroog ask questions!"

She turns to the bandit and checks for a pulse, binding any open wounds. Heal: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27

If he lives yet, "You tell what you know, I heal you. You not tell, I let you hurt."


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

"Who was yer friends? "


Mite Cleric of The One Below 2; 25/25 hp

"Lini and others! You just kill them."


M Goblin Unchained Rogue 1/Admixture Evoker 1 | HP: 18/18| AC: 18 (16 T, 13 FF) | CMB: -2, CMD: 13 | F: +1, R: +7, W: +0 | Init: +5 | Perc: +3

Yeah. U killed 4. Not good.


Mite Cleric of The One Below 2; 25/25 hp

"And what is a Kressel? What is a Happs?"


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

"Oh the heroes! Yes we took care of them, did a good job of it too! What are you their minions?

At the outburst....

"Kressel is our leader here, she is tough as any I ever seen, an Happs is her second."


M Goblin Unchained Rogue 1/Admixture Evoker 1 | HP: 18/18| AC: 18 (16 T, 13 FF) | CMB: -2, CMD: 13 | F: +1, R: +7, W: +0 | Init: +5 | Perc: +3

You killed our friends. Not good.


Ratfolk Human Warpriest 1 - Summoner 1

"We know you killed them we want to knows why, why did you do it? We wants to know more to but that for sure yes that for sure!!!"


M Goblin Unchained Rogue 1/Admixture Evoker 1 | HP: 18/18| AC: 18 (16 T, 13 FF) | CMB: -2, CMD: 13 | F: +1, R: +7, W: +0 | Init: +5 | Perc: +3

Yes. Be right.


Mite Cleric of The One Below 2; 25/25 hp

The little mite pokes the prisoner's shoulder where she's pretty sure he's broken a bone. "I can fix. Not if you lie. Not if you don't tell what you know." Poke harder. "What you know? Talk."


Stats:
LN Kobold Male Gunslinger 2 | HP: 14/16 | AC: 16 (T: 15, F: 12) | CMB: -1, CMD: 13 | F: +2, R: +7, W: +2 | Init: +4 | Perc: +5 | Speed 30ft | Conditions: -

Yraalik, since knocking the man from the tree, has been pacing between the bandit and Soggy, who stands a few feet away. He watches, curious, as his companions chat with man, and nods at Quuroog with her aggressive pokes.

Though glad to have some names, Y is still very angry, and slightly confused. Wanting to know more, and not trusting the mite's ministrations to get the job done, he moves next to the captured ruffian, placing one booted claw atop his chest and thrusting barrel of his musket against the man's mouth.

"Big tough man. Can't see in dark? Can feel, yes? Feel metal, taste powder. You remember sounds. You know gun."

Y makes several loud clicks on the metal inlays of the musket with his claw. "I pull back gun. You tell us everything. Or Y pull trigger instead. Now-", with a firm step on the man's chest, Y inches the barrel off his mouth, giving him space to speak, "You tell Y why you kill "heroes." You tell Y who Kressel and Happs be. You tell Y where Kressel and Happs be. Yes?"

Checks:

Intimidate: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15
Should've put some ranks in it...


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

"We are bandits, that is what we do, they were sent to stop us from being bandits, so it was either us or them."

"We know they were sent here and even mentions bandits in the charters we took from them. It is all in the wagon if you want to see it."

"I told you Kressel is a woodswoman uses two handaxes and will just as soon gut a man as cut off his head. Happs is pretty good with a boa and sword, but even he doesn't sass Kressel."

"Not sure what a gun is, sounds like a thunderstone though...."


Ratfolk Human Warpriest 1 - Summoner 1

Is he lying? Sense Motive 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27.

"Not sure if he is lying friends. Maybe I eat his brains gain knowledge?" Bluff 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17.


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Colvin is sure the bandit is telling the truth...


M Goblin Unchained Rogue 1/Admixture Evoker 1 | HP: 18/18| AC: 18 (16 T, 13 FF) | CMB: -2, CMD: 13 | F: +1, R: +7, W: +0 | Init: +5 | Perc: +3

Gufi goes through the stuff, looking for the papers.


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

Gufi finds all the gear belonging to the fallen heroes....as listed in campaign info tab...and four copies of the charter....the wagons main contents are wooden crates full of glass bottles of some sort...


Stats:
LN Kobold Male Gunslinger 2 | HP: 14/16 | AC: 16 (T: 15, F: 12) | CMB: -1, CMD: 13 | F: +2, R: +7, W: +2 | Init: +4 | Perc: +5 | Speed 30ft | Conditions: -

Yraalik hisses at the bandit, remaining in his post above the prone man as Gufi sorts through the wagon.

Soggy, meanwhile, has been getting his belly filled with flesh from one of the fallen, and meanders to Y, emitting an awkward sound that might be interpreted as a purr. Y scratches his "pet" behind the ears as he pokes the bandit with his gun.

"Soggy still hungry..."


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

anyone lighting a torch so this bandit can see?

"Now listen you lot are creepy as heck, but I am sure Kressel and the Staglord would let you into the ranks of bandits....we can always use good scouts."


Mite Cleric of The One Below 2; 25/25 hp

Not I.

"Where Kressel? What is Staglord?"


Ratfolk Human Warpriest 1 - Summoner 1

Colvin removes his Everburning Torch from his backpack and shines it in the bandits face, "What is in bottles?"


M Goblin Unchained Rogue 1/Admixture Evoker 1 | HP: 18/18| AC: 18 (16 T, 13 FF) | CMB: -2, CMD: 13 | F: +1, R: +7, W: +0 | Init: +5 | Perc: +3

The goblin is sure the papers are genuine. He sees new possibilities. The ones who died weren't lying. Their commission is now ours.

We must extirpate the wrong, and maintain amity among our folk. I will help as I can.


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

"Kressel went to the trading post to collect taxes, the Staglord is the ruler of these lands and lives in the keep."

As the light goes on.....
"What the heck! I thought you were orcs or something!"
the man is surprised...


Ratfolk Human Warpriest 1 - Summoner 1

"you thought wrong! Should we eat him now while he is still fresh???" Colvin grins.

"Maybe I won't eat you if you tell us what is in bottles eh?" Colvin asks his tail twitching in anticipation.


Stats:
LN Kobold Male Gunslinger 2 | HP: 14/16 | AC: 16 (T: 15, F: 12) | CMB: -1, CMD: 13 | F: +2, R: +7, W: +2 | Init: +4 | Perc: +5 | Speed 30ft | Conditions: -

Yraalik was scant seconds away from smashing the bandit with the butt of his musket; he stopped mid-motion, moving the gun to his side and staring at Gufi. The language the Goblin spoke in was hardly Y's first, and though the vocabulary escaped him, Gufi's demeanor gave something away.

"Gufi...what you find in wagon? Is what Y think?"

Leaving Soggy and the others to intimidate the bandit, the Kobold made his way to Gufi and the papers he held. Extending a clawed hand, Y glanced over the documents, and, nodding with increasing vigor, passed them back to Gufi with a grin.

"We need speak with Chiefs. Kree-sul and Appsss not important now."

Spinning back to the bandit, Y pointed his gun at him once again, and shouted. "You! Drive wagon for us. We take bottles, we take horses, we take wagon. We no take you. Yes?"


M somewhat akin to a kender Y / MA

"We took the wagon a few days ago, big load of some kind of herb wine or whiskey. The Staglord likes to drink, so Kressel thought he would like that."


M Goblin Unchained Rogue 1/Admixture Evoker 1 | HP: 18/18| AC: 18 (16 T, 13 FF) | CMB: -2, CMD: 13 | F: +1, R: +7, W: +0 | Init: +5 | Perc: +3

Gufi grabs a bottle and opens it, and takes a big swig.

I like that. What is it?

He takes another sip, and shows no sign of wanting to share.

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