| Silverstache, Stevesie |
Since nobody responded to my previous email, I'm assuming that we all agree to the rather concise, and succinctly written guild charter that I emailed y'all earlier. Since we decided that Alex (Churdon) is the one who hires us, he is the first Grand Fawaz. All hail the Grand Fawaz, may his reign be long and prosperous. For everyone else, bob and weave you fools.
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Stevesie Silverstache
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loot
loot
yep making sense now.
Stevesie Silverstache
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Do we want to attempt the tactical withdraw once Churdon is free from the pot? This encounter seems terribly difficult for us right now?
strawpoll: strawpoll
Stevesie Silverstache
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I should be back Thanksgiving weekend. I don't think I have anything planned so I'm free the whole time. Otherwise. Stevesie is ready to loot the monastery. He doesn't care about religious idols and curses.
Stevesie Silverstache
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Naming a new Grand Fawaz, as ours is too lazy to make a guild name. Voting closes at the end of March.
Rules as per our guild charter: The Grand Fawaz can only be replaced by a successful mutiny, or by if the Grand Fawaz steps down from office.
Voting
Strawpoll
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Description: This creature is a blackened, bat-winged fiend's head. Tentacles dangle from chin and scalp, and its fanged mouth hangs agape.
The green monster moves out of reach and lets out a shriek.
Shriek (Su) Instead of biting, a XXXXXX can open its distended mouth to shriek. Those within 60 feet who hear the shriek and can clearly see the creature must succeed on a DC 12 Fortitude save or be paralyzed for 2d4 rounds or until the monster attacks them, goes out of range, or leaves their sight.
The red monster moves towards Kalani, but its action is dependent on whether or not Kalani makes his save.
Stevesie Silverstache
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Since it is now April first somewhere in the world. We have concluded the voting for new Grand Fawaz. Since the votes are now 2 for and 2 against. Churdon Aenas is now the Plebeian. (The guild charter says successful mutiny, it is unclear if this require more than a majority vote, so I'm going to let this pass). Per our guild charter: section V The Grand Fawaz subsection b Succession sub-subsection i The Plebeian sub-sub-subsections 1-7.
i The Plebeian
1. Any time a Grand Fawaz is replaced, the Grand Fawaz to be replaced shall be known as the plebeian. The plebeian is the worst, and the new Grand Fawaz is automatically better than the previous.
2. In the spirit of fairness, the plebeian receives a loot share equal to the share of the rest of the party, minus one gold piece because he sucks.
3. The plebeian is not allowed to leave the guild for any reason.
4. The plebeian may not hold any guild offices.
5. The plebeian may only be replaced by a new plebeian.
6. The plebeian still has one vote on all guild matters.
7. The guild mascot is the current plebeian.
Congratulations Churdon! You are now the official guild mascot! New Grand Fawaz is Stevesie "Silky Smooth" Silverstache. The guild name is the Stevesie's Sinners. Our mascot is the chunky Churdons! Thanks for casting your vote, expect an updated guild charter in your emails boys.
Stevesie Silverstache
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New Guild charter amendment:
Bill Nye, the Science Guy
1. The mutiny of a Grand Fawaz may not occur when a bill is currently being voted on.
2. A peaceful mutiny of a Grand Fawaz is to be considered successful with a vote of at least fifty percent of all guild members in favor of the mutiny.
3. The guild is sponsored by Fig Newtons, and as such the one gold piece that the plebeian loses from his share of the loot goes to the Grand Fawaz for his hard work getting this impressive sponsorship.
You have one week to vote (April 7th)
Stevesie Silverstache
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Are people coming in town this weekend for the holiday? Did we want to meet up and try to speed up the basement of the monastery / regroup and decide where we want the party to go?