DM Feral's Player's Choice (Inactive)

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Male Dwarf Barbarian 12 [ HP 62/185* (0 NL) | AC 28 Tch 13 FF N/A (23) | Fort +18* Ref +10* Will +10* | CMD 33* | Init +4 Perc +15 | Effects: rage, 2 negative levels ]

Hope Ventus is okay...


Male Human (Chelaxian roots) Ranger 11 [ HP: 28/91 | AC: 25 T: 14 FF: 22 CMD: 26 | F: +11 R: +16 W: +8 | Init: +5 Perc: +14 (G: +16) (U: +18) (Giants: +18) | Hunter's Tricks: 5/5 |]

Yeah, about to post. Finally got regular internet at my new apartment.


Male Human (Chelaxian roots) Ranger 11 [ HP: 28/91 | AC: 25 T: 14 FF: 22 CMD: 26 | F: +11 R: +16 W: +8 | Init: +5 Perc: +14 (G: +16) (U: +18) (Giants: +18) | Hunter's Tricks: 5/5 |]

Actually, I need to wait for a mess of goblins to go before I do.


Male Dwarf Barbarian 12 [ HP 62/185* (0 NL) | AC 28 Tch 13 FF N/A (23) | Fort +18* Ref +10* Will +10* | CMD 33* | Init +4 Perc +15 | Effects: rage, 2 negative levels ]

Ensu? Eli? Ysmerelda?

Calling all goblin-killers!


I'll NPC them come lunch time if they haven't posted by then.


Male Dwarf Barbarian 12 [ HP 62/185* (0 NL) | AC 28 Tch 13 FF N/A (23) | Fort +18* Ref +10* Will +10* | CMD 33* | Init +4 Perc +15 | Effects: rage, 2 negative levels ]

No worries... just want to make sure they didn't lose the dot or just miss your last gobliny post amongst our back and forth. :)


male gnome cloistered cleric 3 [ HP: 19/23 | AC: 14 T: 11 FF: 14 | F: +5 R: +1 W: +6 | Init: +1 Perc: +2 | Effects: ]

I catching up on sleep all day, so didn't catch anything. The week so far has been brutal on my energy levels.


Male Dwarf Barbarian 12 [ HP 62/185* (0 NL) | AC 28 Tch 13 FF N/A (23) | Fort +18* Ref +10* Will +10* | CMD 33* | Init +4 Perc +15 | Effects: rage, 2 negative levels ]

I know the feeling.


We're still a ways off but I'm going to be reporting this for PFS credit once we finish up book one.

If you have a PFS number please put it in your profile somewhere (along with a character number for which character you want to get credit). If you don't, please get one.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Inquisitor 3

Oh, nifty. I suppose I'll copypaste Doran's stuff into a PFS alias.


You don't have to do that if you don't want to.

We're using the 'home game' option so you're just going to get a chronicle that you can assign to a character of your choosing. It'll be for levels 3 to 4, or if you'd prefer I can zero it out and make it for a fresh level 1 character.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Inquisitor 3

Hah, too late! Already done!


Male Dwarf Barbarian 12 [ HP 62/185* (0 NL) | AC 28 Tch 13 FF N/A (23) | Fort +18* Ref +10* Will +10* | CMD 33* | Init +4 Perc +15 | Effects: rage, 2 negative levels ]

Excellent! I shall obtain the necessary numeric designations and make them available in my profile.


Male Human Male Human (Chelaxian) Alchemist (Chirurgeon) 9 [HP 71/71 | AC: 17 (25) T: 13 FF: 16 | F: +10 R: +10 W: +6 (+2 vs Poison) | Init +4 | Perc +6 | Effects: Mutagen (+4 Dex, -2 Wis, +2 Nat), 6 Wis dmg]

Society number up in profile. I'll figure out which character I want it applied to when closer to the time. Who knows what characters I'll have and at what levels by then. :)


Male Dwarf Barbarian 12 [ HP 62/185* (0 NL) | AC 28 Tch 13 FF N/A (23) | Fort +18* Ref +10* Will +10* | CMD 33* | Init +4 Perc +15 | Effects: rage, 2 negative levels ]

Ventus:
Hiram needs you.


Outsider Phantom 2, HP: 18/18, AC 15 /t 11 /f 14, F 4, R 5, W 0, Init +2, PasPer 15, Darkvision 60'

Hmmm. I have a PFS number. Never made up a character, will have to think about it.


Male Dwarf Barbarian 12 [ HP 62/185* (0 NL) | AC 28 Tch 13 FF N/A (23) | Fort +18* Ref +10* Will +10* | CMD 33* | Init +4 Perc +15 | Effects: rage, 2 negative levels ]

Ysme! Was starting to get worried about you... you okay? :)


male gnome cloistered cleric 3 [ HP: 19/23 | AC: 14 T: 11 FF: 14 | F: +5 R: +1 W: +6 | Init: +1 Perc: +2 | Effects: ]

I think I have a PFS number somewhere; will look around for it.


Outsider Phantom 2, HP: 18/18, AC 15 /t 11 /f 14, F 4, R 5, W 0, Init +2, PasPer 15, Darkvision 60'

Sorry, I have family in town & my posting will be erratic for the next day or two. Completely spaced letting people know here.


Male Human (Chelaxian roots) Ranger 11 [ HP: 28/91 | AC: 25 T: 14 FF: 22 CMD: 26 | F: +11 R: +16 W: +8 | Init: +5 Perc: +14 (G: +16) (U: +18) (Giants: +18) | Hunter's Tricks: 5/5 |]

I've got a question. Since Ventus revived as the goblin stepped past, would the goblin be considered 'aware' of him? If I were to, say, make a grapple check against it what are the chances he would be counted as flat-footed?


I'll let you try to fool him by playing possum with a bluff check.


Male Human (Chelaxian roots) Ranger 11 [ HP: 28/91 | AC: 25 T: 14 FF: 22 CMD: 26 | F: +11 R: +16 W: +8 | Init: +5 Perc: +14 (G: +16) (U: +18) (Giants: +18) | Hunter's Tricks: 5/5 |]

Sounds good to me


Male Dwarf Barbarian 12 [ HP 62/185* (0 NL) | AC 28 Tch 13 FF N/A (23) | Fort +18* Ref +10* Will +10* | CMD 33* | Init +4 Perc +15 | Effects: rage, 2 negative levels ]

GM? You're not waiting on Doran again, are you? ;)


Male Dwarf Barbarian 12 [ HP 62/185* (0 NL) | AC 28 Tch 13 FF N/A (23) | Fort +18* Ref +10* Will +10* | CMD 33* | Init +4 Perc +15 | Effects: rage, 2 negative levels ]

Heh. Just realized I've been gimping myself on damage rolls due to forgetting I'm wielding a two-handed weapon. Oops!


Male Human (Chelaxian) Inquisitor 3

Whoops~

Could be worse, you could flail wildly with an Urgrosh and never hit anything, like a certain Dwarf Fighter in the game I was running. ;)


Male Dwarf Barbarian 12 [ HP 62/185* (0 NL) | AC 28 Tch 13 FF N/A (23) | Fort +18* Ref +10* Will +10* | CMD 33* | Init +4 Perc +15 | Effects: rage, 2 negative levels ]

Hehehe... I'd consider it worse if I'd been doing too much damage somehow, too. At least with an error of not doing enough damage, it's pretty hard for anyone to accuse me of cheating. :P


Male Dwarf Barbarian 12 [ HP 62/185* (0 NL) | AC 28 Tch 13 FF N/A (23) | Fort +18* Ref +10* Will +10* | CMD 33* | Init +4 Perc +15 | Effects: rage, 2 negative levels ]

My turn to be confused... did the two goblin groups get consolidated into one, or are we waiting for group 2 to go?


Outsider Phantom 2, HP: 18/18, AC 15 /t 11 /f 14, F 4, R 5, W 0, Init +2, PasPer 15, Darkvision 60'
DM Feral wrote:
I'm not at my normal PC right now so you're going to have to do without a new map. The only ones left are the two flanking Pirknok and the one at H7.

No worries, that tells me what I need to know.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Inquisitor 3

I think the first group is all dead now, Pirknok, which means you and I have to wait for the archer goblins to go, first.


Male Dwarf Barbarian 12 [ HP 62/185* (0 NL) | AC 28 Tch 13 FF N/A (23) | Fort +18* Ref +10* Will +10* | CMD 33* | Init +4 Perc +15 | Effects: rage, 2 negative levels ]

Heh, mine was posted before they were all dead, but yeah, all clear now. Now we just hope these guys flankin' me don't get any good rolls... did you ever figure out how to swap our dice with the DM's while he wasn't looking?


Male Human (Chelaxian) Inquisitor 3

Nope. ;_;

What happened to all my good rolls? This does not please the Lawr.


Male Human Male Human (Chelaxian) Alchemist (Chirurgeon) 9 [HP 71/71 | AC: 17 (25) T: 13 FF: 16 | F: +10 R: +10 W: +6 (+2 vs Poison) | Init +4 | Perc +6 | Effects: Mutagen (+4 Dex, -2 Wis, +2 Nat), 6 Wis dmg]

Am I missing somewhere how much Ensu's channels healed?


Male Dwarf Barbarian 12 [ HP 62/185* (0 NL) | AC 28 Tch 13 FF N/A (23) | Fort +18* Ref +10* Will +10* | CMD 33* | Init +4 Perc +15 | Effects: rage, 2 negative levels ]

They were generally in the GM's posts, I believe.

Edit: Looks like a total of 8 across two channels.


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Female Halfling Bard (Dervish Dancer) 4 - HP:22/29 AC:18/14/15 CMD:16 F:3 R:8 W:4 P:7 Init:+3

I have written a song.

perform(sing): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14

Ahem.
I know the gutter and I know the stink of the street
Forty-five years I have pressed through this festering heat
All you tall ones who towered above me
You who gave me the smack of your rod
Now I give you the gutter
I give you the judgement of god!

Vengeance victorious
These are the glorious days
Women of Sandpoint, come gather your bloody bouquets!
Now gaze on our terror protector
With his shimmering, glimmering blade
As he skewers these goblins he sings them a last serenade

Sing, swing, savor the sting
as he severs you, dwarf barbarian
slice! come paradise
you'll be smitten with dwarf barbarian

The world may be ugly, but each man must do what he must
Give in evil fiend, in a year you will be evil dust
Now come let our hero possess you
With his breathtaking, hair-raising dread
He will tingle your spine
As he captures your heart and your head

Sing, swing, savor the sting
as he severs you, dwarf barbarian
slice! come paradise
Our Pie Slayer will shave you razor clean

flash, slash, glisten and gash
he will ravish you, dwarf barbarian
split! Pirknok just bit
Give him more to bite, he's a hungry fiend
sing, savor the sting
as he severs you, dwarf barbarian
slice! come paradice
hail his majesty! Dwarf barbarian!

Bows.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Inquisitor 3

I'm jealous of Pirknok. Nobody every writes drinking songs about my characters. ;_;


Male Dwarf Barbarian 12 [ HP 62/185* (0 NL) | AC 28 Tch 13 FF N/A (23) | Fort +18* Ref +10* Will +10* | CMD 33* | Init +4 Perc +15 | Effects: rage, 2 negative levels ]

Clearly your charisma is too low.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Inquisitor 3

Your Charisma is lower than mine!

Also I have two Oracles and various other characters with better Charisma, too!


Male Dwarf Barbarian 12 [ HP 62/185* (0 NL) | AC 28 Tch 13 FF N/A (23) | Fort +18* Ref +10* Will +10* | CMD 33* | Init +4 Perc +15 | Effects: rage, 2 negative levels ]

Methinks thou dost protest too much. ;)


Male Human (Chelaxian) Inquisitor 3

Methinks thine father smelled of elderberries!


Outsider Phantom 2, HP: 18/18, AC 15 /t 11 /f 14, F 4, R 5, W 0, Init +2, PasPer 15, Darkvision 60'

DM Feral, I have updated my sheet to include my PFS #. It is spoiler-ed at the bottom of the sheet.


Outsider Phantom 2, HP: 18/18, AC 15 /t 11 /f 14, F 4, R 5, W 0, Init +2, PasPer 15, Darkvision 60'

I miss GURPS Goblins...


How do they work in GURPS?


Outsider Phantom 2, HP: 18/18, AC 15 /t 11 /f 14, F 4, R 5, W 0, Init +2, PasPer 15, Darkvision 60'

Actually it was a Venue. Everyone was a Goblin. Mostly the statement was in reminiscence when Piknok said 'Whack 'em!' Initiative was determined by which Player said "I'll Whack 'I'm!" first.
You laugh your butt off just reading the rules.


Male Dwarf Barbarian 12 [ HP 62/185* (0 NL) | AC 28 Tch 13 FF N/A (23) | Fort +18* Ref +10* Will +10* | CMD 33* | Init +4 Perc +15 | Effects: rage, 2 negative levels ]

Heh. Sounds... chaotic. :P


Male Human (Chelaxian roots) Ranger 11 [ HP: 28/91 | AC: 25 T: 14 FF: 22 CMD: 26 | F: +11 R: +16 W: +8 | Init: +5 Perc: +14 (G: +16) (U: +18) (Giants: +18) | Hunter's Tricks: 5/5 |]

Guess who sliced a finger to hell today.


Male Dwarf Barbarian 12 [ HP 62/185* (0 NL) | AC 28 Tch 13 FF N/A (23) | Fort +18* Ref +10* Will +10* | CMD 33* | Init +4 Perc +15 | Effects: rage, 2 negative levels ]

What'd you do that for?


Male Human (Chelaxian roots) Ranger 11 [ HP: 28/91 | AC: 25 T: 14 FF: 22 CMD: 26 | F: +11 R: +16 W: +8 | Init: +5 Perc: +14 (G: +16) (U: +18) (Giants: +18) | Hunter's Tricks: 5/5 |]

Some fanny-bandit needed a milkshake


Male Dwarf Barbarian 12 [ HP 62/185* (0 NL) | AC 28 Tch 13 FF N/A (23) | Fort +18* Ref +10* Will +10* | CMD 33* | Init +4 Perc +15 | Effects: rage, 2 negative levels ]

What'd you do, stick your finger in the cup while the spinnything was spinning?


Male Human (Chelaxian roots) Ranger 11 [ HP: 28/91 | AC: 25 T: 14 FF: 22 CMD: 26 | F: +11 R: +16 W: +8 | Init: +5 Perc: +14 (G: +16) (U: +18) (Giants: +18) | Hunter's Tricks: 5/5 |]

This is the kind of blender we use for milkshakes: http://www.acitydiscount.com/Waring-Stainless-Triple-Head-Milk-Shake-Maker- w-2-Speed-Motors-DMC201DCA.0.34697.1.1.htm?PPCID=22&link=cse_Milk-Shake -Mixers&gclid=CLul8ZCplLUCFQu0nQoduHkAbQ

Takes a second for the blades to spin down after you remove the cup. As you can imagine, if the cup slips from your grasp then the blades can be going pretty fast.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Inquisitor 3

Ouch. You okay?

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