Orobas - A term used to refer to the shoddy workmanship of government contractors. Term originated due to the lowest bid system adopted by many government agencies that resulted in substandard work. Literally means "low gold"
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Gemory - obscure and highly advanced school of magic which allows ones bosoms to each be expanded to twice the size of a fat man's head without causing any discomfort or difficulty in standing up straight, etc. Also turns hair a vivid shade of scarlet and shrinks nose to nothing.
Kaapalliitipaalu
Ose - the peculiar sound that occurs when you slap an Agatean with your left hand.
Mutsh
Amy - like eefy or hickiney or urkeyey, only made of cured ork.
Uthfingaed
Uthfingaed - the action of stabbing your own father with a phallic object.
Derspy
Orias - vomit expunged by someone else's pet which you have to clean up.
Musier
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Musier - a specialist confectioner who creates chocolates and candies specially designed to play music of their own accord; currently, there is only one individual so gifted in the whole world, a Frenchman who operates a confectioner's shop buried among the twisting streets of Paris - all the locals know where to find it: It is simply called Le Musier.
Vapula
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Vapula
Forged by an half-dwarven half-kobold wizardess, the vapula is an axe destined to be an anti-vorpal implement. When positioned between the head and the body from which it was severed, the vapula glues back the two together, as it were.
The glued back individual is generally in jolly good shape and spirits, though there are sometimes infrequent side effects, like a craving for gunpowder-flavored beers, or the swift growing of facial hair (a.k.a "beard", which explains why the vapula is rarely used on deceased women - which is very unfair, but such is life).
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Tintonbulon - this ancient kaiju appears as a 3-kilometer-tall set of baroque wind chimes and wanders forever through space, its music somehow softly audible through the void out to 10 light-years; once it comes upon a solar system inhabited by intelligent life, it proceeds to, according to one hapless observer, "creep everyone the f%$@ out."
Zagan
Zagan.
verb. Rarely used it depicts the uncommon act of guzzling a beer by the rearside. Sometimes used during Hangover themed Hollywood parties.
Burlous.
Burlous - Yemenite bear-proof kilt.
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Robilate - to perform any of a small array of sex acts pioneered in the late stages of the French Revolution which employ one or more severed heads; Napoleon quickly outlawed its practice (in public), and it fell out of favor almost entirely after yellow journalists insisted on mixing it up with the Dreyfus Affair; after a long quiescence, the practice has recently experienced a limited but globe-spanning resurgence among robotics engineers, and rumors persist of dark and kinky doings at mortuary science academies....
Valac
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A vampire-hunter anarchist. Rare outside the states of the formerly Soviet Union.
Any rumors that Stalin was the time-traveling Father of All Vampires has been thoroughly discounted by the Political Bureau after due investigation.
You shouldn't bring this topic up ever again. Consider yourself warned, comrade IHIYC !
Retrozactan
Andras - deep regrets that keeps popping up at unexpected times and makes one shamed. Example: I'm Hiding In Your Closet's mother experiences andras whenever her son visits without calling ahead.
Yash
Yash - my customary reply when somebody asks me whether or not I want another pint of bitter at 1am on a Friday night.
Nahau'ua
Flauros.
The psychic residue left after a particularly nasty political correctness diatribe. It's said to poison pupppies and make grown men whimper they "didn't mean it".
Bolobolnoo
Bolobolnoo: A type of weapon consisting of a pack of caltrops tied together by a mass of leather thongs, thrown to ensnare people, or failing that, to put caltrops on the ground.
Siggark
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Siggark - the Nordic god of electrical science and engineering, from a parallel universe where Christianity never conquered European paganism and subsequently withered away, and Western civilization continued to progress unabated as a polytheistic hegemony.
Andrealphus
Andrealphus - a dog that snatches your charger and never returns it.
Volltrie
Volltrie A Lithuanian word for the sensations you experience after putting a whoopie pie in each armpit for safekeeping and forgetting you've done so for, say, three years.
Kaubaraunin
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Kaubaraunin - a revolutionary designer drug, absorbed by sight, that Paizo embeds in its website with so we won't revolt over this.
Cimeies
Cimeies - Diapers for those over 100.
Carch
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Carch.
An eastern candy made with sugar, cinnamon and extracts of great wyrms' skulls.
Bulnuit.
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Bulnuit - a perfume for minotaurs. 'Bulnuit - par Belphegor. Pour homme, et pour femme. *Bulnuit*'
Spagathraugh
Amduscias, n. The foremost of the muscle group which permits rotation of the alaumerus in the superior glenoid fossa among dragons and related dragonoid species.
Kiskarimou
Histekria - a semi-sentient mould that grows on the inside of hoplites' leather kilts
Gelkulecinim
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Gelkulecinim - angelic muses that inspire gross-out humor; they are notorious favoritists, and John Kricfalusi is said to have his own permanent personal detail, an invisible legion of these entities who follow him everywhere he goes...except when he's in the bathroom, ironically.
Belial
An angel in denial.
Balpour
Calabalooa - a Voodoo accountant.
Makabyelyn
Seere: an omelette made with an uneven number of duck eggs.
Weplosh
'Danting' is an archaic term which arose when garments for the lower limbs were still a novelty - it's a sort of combination of 'dating' and 'pant-ing', referring to a really high-class night out when both parties are wearing the new-fangled and decadent 'trousers'. 'Dantalion' is actually a corruption of Dantaloin, and refers to the successful conclusion to a really high-class date after both parties have abandoned their new-fangled and decadent 'trousers'.
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Sililoaf : the piece missing on each chessboard ever built after 1110 A.D.
To get a glimpse of it enables one to understand a mystic truth about the Universe. Maybe. All those who got their hand on a silliloaf disappeared shortly thereafter, leaving behind them a lingering scent of lemon.
Barnouv
Hakillter - A Scotsmen who's habit is to pull down the kilts of others in order to derive laughter from those witnessing the event.
Ferglabaintle