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Lovecraftian themed yo' mama digs


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Yo mama’s so ugly they call her a freak in Innsmouth.

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Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house she births a thousand young.

Shadow Lodge

Yo momma's so fat she won't fit in 5 dimensions.


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Yo momma's so ethnic she grossly offends H.P. Lovecraft's delicate Anglophile sensibilities.


Yo mama is so eldritch, she drove Nyarlathotep insane.

Yo mama so ugly, she uses the colour out of space as makeup.

Yo mama so stupid, she thinks she can gaze upon the horrid architecture of R'lyeh and not succumb to a madness from beyond the stars.


Yo momma so ugly, Hastur won't come if she say his name fifty times.

Silver Crusade

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We already have this thread.


Yo mama's favorite cookbook is the Necronomicon.


Your mama is so fat, even Yog-Sothoth can't shift her between dimensions.

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