Beliefs I accept before I start drinking

[William Werminster]

I believe today's gonna be a great night

[Aberzombie]

I believe I'm in the mood to smoke some ribs this weekend.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I need to find some reason to get my kids out of the house today.

[The Mad Comrade]

I believe that you need to point them towards the nearest rec center with a pool. Or the nearest watering hole sans crocostimpies.

[Aberzombie]

I believe it's going to be a bright, sunshiny day.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I may have to start making my gumbo a weekly part of the family meals.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I'm considering doing a beer can chicken this weekend.

[Aberzombie]

I believe the left over chicken and rice I had for breakfast was delicious.

[Aberzombie]

I believe a smoked Beer Can Chicken is on the menu for later today.

[Aberzombie]

I believe it's time for new PJs for the kidlets.

[Aberzombie]

I believe there is a need for more grapes and blueberries.

[Aberzombie]

I believe it's time to pick up some new headphones for the boy.

[Aberzombie]

I believe it's time for a haircut.

[Aberzombie]

I believe Houston has shifted into "so hot it makes Yankees weep" mode of summer.

[Aberzombie]

I believe some stormy weather is on it's way.

[Aberzombie]

I believe that predicted stormy weather was very short on stormy.

[Aberzombie]

I believe Rise of the Necromancer is coming VERY soon. WOOT!!

[Aberzombie]

I believe today is going to be busy, and a very large pain in the pass. Or just a pain (and lots of it).

[The Mad Comrade]

I believe that I made my wife's week by having freshly done BLT's awaiting her arrival at casa de locos. A deliberate side effect of cooking up 3 pounds of hickory smoked, thick cut bacon.

I firmly believe that the Grilling Area, aka "the back yard", shall be in good grilling order come Hell or high water by the latest of 3rd July.

[Aberzombie]

I believe a run to the grocery store is going to be necessary today.

[Aberzombie]

I believe gumbo is on order for today. Mmmmmm......

[Aberzombie]

I believe that was a lot of rain yesterday evening.

[Aberzombie]

I believe a trip to the grocery is necessary.

[Aberzombie]

I believe a fire pit was the appropriate solution.

[Aberzombie]

I believe the frequency of my posting shall, by necessity, start to lessen. For the time being, at least.

[Aberzombie]

I believe my weekends have become all too short.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I need a new hobby. Or maybe just try to reinvigorate my enthusiasm for several old hobbies, like my reading and home brewing.

[Aberzombie]

I believe HBO and Cinemax are free this weekend.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I ate a lot of pasta this week.

[Aberzombie]

I believe the beer can chicken only requires the can to be half full.

[Aberzombie]

House of Dark Shadows is glorious.

[Kir'Eshe]

I think a reply post before posting is a good rule of thumb. I thought I'd be more optimistic after a beer.

[Aberzombie]

I believe, for the first time in several years, I shall have a costume for Halloween.

[Ulf Gormundr]

I think this thread should be posted to immediately before or during drinking alcoholic beverages.

[Aberzombie]

You're assuming that's not the case?

[Aberzombie]

I believe War for the Planet of the Apes was pretty f%%~ing cool.

[Aberzombie]

I believe Carol Burnett is still funny as hell.

[Aberzombie]

I believe this stupid sinus infection had horrible timing.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I was visited by some Good TV Karma yesterday, when I discovered Unbreakable playing on one of the Showtime movie channels. So I found a later showing and set it to DVR. Huzzah!

[Aberzombie]

I believe it's going to take forever to get to 4 o'clock in the afternoon.

[Aberzombie]

I believe a trip to Bed Bath and Beyond is on order for sometime today. Along with, perhaps, a trip to a furniture store. And perhaps and auto parts store. Definitely the dry cleaners. And Walmart. And HEB.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I've been playing a little too much Diablo III.

[Aberzombie]

I believe the rain has finally stopped, giving the paint shop one less excuse why my client's vessels and pipe spools haven't been painted yet.

[Aberzombie]

I believe it'll be a f$*+ing miracle if these douche nuggets here at the fabrication yard actually get around to even starting assembly of my client's unit this week.

[Aberzombie]

I believe everyone I work for or with is closed tomorrow!!!

[The Mad Comrade]

I believe that the aforementioned dingleberries are dragging their feet for no good reason.

I believe that you should double-check any written agreement with them and ready your receipts accordingly.

I believe that come Thursday you will need to shamble therein and eat some brains.

[Aberzombie]

I believe it's FRIDAY!!!!

[Aberzombie]

I believe it's MONDAY!!! F+*& YOU, MONDAY!!!

[Aberzombie]

I believe tonight there shall be gumbo for dinner!!!

[Aberzombie]

I believe today there shall be gumbo for lunch.