The Haiku Game

[Haladir]

Lady Em, you rocked
Violently in sea squalls
While we were fishing.

[Tirq]

While we were fishing
you stole all my sandwitches.
You, sir, are a fiend.

[Haladir]

You, sir, are a fiend!
In fact, you are a balor--
Or, Type 6 Demon.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Or type 6 demon
demon demon demon, HEY!
Three is the limit

[Charlie Bell]

Three is the limit
Can't afford a DUI
I'm a real lightweight

[Celestial Healer]

"I'm a real light! Wait!"
You're not fooling anyone
You damn will-o-wisp

[Cuchulainn]

You damn will, o wisp!
Smoke must follow the rules, too.
No drifting allowed!

[Haladir]

No drifting allowed!
Just racing through city streets
Fast and furious.

[Cuchulainn]

Fast and furious
Doesn't impress the ladies
Go slow and steady

[DR Konijn]

Go slow and steady
said the turtle to the hare
never win that way

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Neverland's that way;
second star to the right, and
straight on 'till morning!

[Sissyl]

Straight on till morning
Depends largely on the speed
you can imagine

[Tirq]

You can imagine
the pain I am feeling
when away from you.

[drunken_nomad]

When away from you
The pain's immeasurable.
Conjoined Gemini

[Charlie Bell]

Cons joined Jiminy
Cricket in a rendition
of Disney show tunes

Spoiler:

"Conjoined Gemini?" Frickin srsly? :p

[Tirq]

"Of Disney Show Tunes
And Men" is showing at the
Hampton Hills hotel

[drunken_nomad]

Hampton Hills hotel
Holly heated husbands' hands
...among other things.

Sorry Charlie. LOL

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Among other things:
Ships and shoes and sealing wax
cabbages and kings

[Cuchulainn]

Cabbages and kings
Hard 'k' alliteration
Murder on the ears

[Charlie Bell]

Murder on the ears
It all sounds the same to me
Today's pop music

[Tirq]

Today's pop music
isn't all that bad, there's Adele
and Mumford and Sons.

[Haladir]

Mumford & Sons is
A better band than most of
Today's pop music.

Today's pop music,
Pinnacle of bubble-gum:
Carly Rae Jespen!

[Edit: Ninja'd by Tirq! Fixing...]

[Ninjaotic]

Carly Rae Jespen
is a mystery for all
but you, Haladir.

<Teehee, sorry.>

[Cuchulainn]

But you, Haladir
Are in charge of buying beer
A keg, maybe two

[Haladir]

A keg, maybe two--
Happy to host a party
For my forum friends

[Tirq]

For my forum friends
I give you a Haiku, 'cause
that's all I can do.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

that's all I can do
oh and maybe some of this
That's all I can do

[Tirq]

That's all I can do
I dance dance dance, dance dance dance
Yup, that's about it.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Yup, that's about it
my favorite German word
telefonnummer

[Cuchulainn]

Telefonnummer?
Try enunciating, sir
I don't understand

[Haladir]

I don't understand
Why educated people
Vote Republican.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Vote Republican!
Who doesn't want to return
to the Dark Ages?

[drunken_nomad]

To the Dahr cages
The Princess of Mars led John
Fight for Earth, your home!

[Tirq]

"To the Dark Ages!'
said professer Brown. "We'll go
Back TO THE FUTURE!"

[DR Konijn]

Fight for Earth your home
Back to the future of bone
RISE!!! undead ninja

[McDrax]

Rise!!! undead ninja
So I can smite youer evil butt
Le Bigmac is back

[Cuchulainn]

Le Big Mac is back
So is the Royale with Cheese
What's in the briefcase?

[Charlie Bell]

What's in the briefcase?
A couple cans of whoop ass
Ain't none ya'll biz-nass

ft. Luda

[Cuchulainn]

Ain't none y'all biz-nass
Said the man with saggy pants
Quite right. Pull them up!

[drunken_nomad]

...windows tinted...roll out!

Quite right. Pull them up!
Banter is top-hole, Squiffy!
Into the wild blue

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Into the wild blue
i'm hiding in your closet
under the noon sun

[Tirq]

Under the noon sun
I eat all the Klondike Bars.
Chocolate Icecream.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Chocolate ice cream,
That's what they told me it was,
Never trust a kid.

[Tirq]

Never trust a kid
who goes on the internet
and plays Queen all day.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

"...And plays queen all day,"
Said the old psychologist.
"He likes pretty gowns."

[Tirq]

He likes pretty gowns.
The Honeymoon Night is his
Favorite passtime.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Favorite pastime?
I'd have to say that it is
Listening to this.

[Haladir]

Listening to this
Poor excuse from my daughter
Just makes me chuckle.

[drunken_nomad]

Just makes me chuckle
Chuckle chuckle bo buckle
Banana nana

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Banana nana
Nanananananana
Na na na BATMAN!