A Smurfmonster Who Is Going To Be Smurfed


Off-Topic Discussions

1 to 50 of 286 << first < prev | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | next > last >>

GARY TETER!!! WHERE ARE YOU??? I AM GOING TO SQUISH YOU TO A PULP AND GRIND YOUR BONES TO MAKE A BAGUETTE AND THEN I WILL PUT SOME RAT POISON IN IT AND THROW IT OUT FOR SOME PASSING SMURFS!!! YOU ARE GOING TO DIE, YOU HEAR ME??? DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!!!!

EDIT: Smurf!
Seriously, I just smurfited this post today, from 2008! That's nearly two smurfs ago! Is this a glitch or smurf?

Dark Archive

Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

LOL, I knew I saw a Smuold around here. Just didn't think it would be you cleaver!


GRRRRR...

Dark Archive

Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

Oh no mad Smuold. Run for your lives he might break into song at any moment!


la..la...lalala..la...la..la.la la la. tehehe... thats really funny.

Sovereign Court Contributor

:takes off hat to Mr. Teter, and bows:


Sorry. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying here. Still trying to work out how he's doing it to you, Kobold Cleaver... If there's any pattern to it.

Edit: Some of it is retroactive, I see on the Great S. Experiment thread.

Wow. You have your own private avatar, Kobold Cleaver.

Dark Archive

Which one of them is the real KC?


Charles Evans 25 wrote:
Sorry. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying here. Still trying to work out how he's doing it to you, Kobold Cleaver... If there's any pattern to it.

I think I know, but I'm not telling, just in case I've got it right.


~wicked laughter~ Revenge is so sweet! Especially the type of revenge where you can just sit back and let it occur without lifting a finger!

(~laughing in RT~ Good one Gary (or Vic)! Good one!)

Sovereign Court

damnitall22 wrote:
LOL, I knew I saw a Smuold around here. Just didn't think it would be you cleaver!

I thought it was a Koburf?


KC looks so cute!!! ~laughter~


Yes, I do believe there is a pattern. Good luck, little jolly happy blue song-loving kobold.


Awesome!!!

Liberty's Edge

Trey wrote:
Yes, I do believe there is a pattern. Good luck, little jolly happy blue song-loving kobold.

Yes, there's a pattern.

Liberty's Edge

Think it only works for KC Heath.

Liberty's Edge

Move along...nothing to see here....
(always trust whistling warwoofs).

Sovereign Court

I didn't know they could whistle...


Heathansson wrote:

Move along...nothing to see here....

(always trust whistling warwoofs).

~laughter~ If you WERE a warwoof, I might, MIGHT trust you! But a were-poodle? Never!

Liberty's Edge

The "Michael Landons" can. The "Wile E. Heads" can't.

Sovereign Court

Werepoodle?
Ouch.

Liberty's Edge

Sharoth wrote:
Heathansson wrote:

Move along...nothing to see here....

(always trust whistling warwoofs).
~laughter~ If you WERE a warwoof, I might, MIGHT trust you! But a were-poodle? Never!

I'm switching back to Progressive, you googly-eyed gnatsucker.


Callous Jack wrote:

Werepoodle?

Ouch.

~Wicked grin~ Check out this thread for more details!

Paizo Employee Director of Game Development

I've tried to type this message a dozen times and it keeps timing out because I stop to laugh....again.

F&#%in' gorgeous!

Liberty's Edge

I like the little details - like how he has no teeth, and a faint grin...

Liberty's Edge

Sharoth wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:

Werepoodle?

Ouch.
~Wicked grin~ Check out this thread for more details!

What kinda self respectin' dragon has a hoard of kitten-painted teacups, matching saucers, and 50,000 gold plated My Little Pony dolls?


Sharoth wrote:
KC looks so cute!!! ~laughter~

I...am so happy...I finally realized how to make Sharoth shut up...

Spoiler:
I prepared Explosive Runes with lots of metamagic feats this morning.

Sovereign Court

Wouldn't the My Little Ponies be silver-plated?

Sovereign Court

Sharoth wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:

Werepoodle?

Ouch.
~Wicked grin~ Check out this thread for more details!

Heh, feel the love.

Liberty's Edge

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
KC looks so cute!!! ~laughter~

I...am so happy...I finally realized how to make Sharoth shut up...

** spoiler omitted **

Dude--you are the Smurfinator.


TETER!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
KC looks so cute!!! ~laughter~

I...am so happy...I finally realized how to make Sharoth shut up...

** spoiler omitted **

~hands KC a note~ You dropped this.


Sharoth wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
KC looks so cute!!! ~laughter~

I...am so happy...I finally realized how to make Sharoth shut up...

** spoiler omitted **
~hands KC a note~ You dropped this.

*Reads address* Oh wait, it's for you. *Hands note back*

Paizo Employee Director of Game Development

For whimsical solidarity...

Spoiler:
I too prepared explosive runes today!


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
TETER!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!! I'M GOING TO SMURF YOU!!!

SMURF Sharoth while you're at it.


Daigle wrote:

For whimsical solidarity...

** spoiler omitted **

Oh, I almost forgot...

Spoiler:
I prepared Detect Magic and Dispel Magic this morning, though. Sucker!


Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
TETER!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!! I'M GOING TO SMRF YOU!!!
SMRF Sharoth while you're at it.

I'm not worshiping you now. *Thwacks shark with poisonous mushroom*


Whoah! That's one trippy lookin' smurf heftin' a righteous shroommace! He looks danger-silly ous!


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
TETER!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!! I'M GOING TO SMRF YOU!!!
SMRF Sharoth while you're at it.
I'm not worshiping you now. *Thwacks shark with poisonous mushroom*

HUZZZAH!


Hey nthere KC, are you feeling a bit SMRFY today?


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
TETER!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!! I'M GOING TO SMRF YOU!!!
SMRF Sharoth while you're at it.
I'm not worshiping you now. *Thwacks shark with poisonous mushroom*

that tickles

~snicker~

Sovereign Court

Sharoth wrote:
Hey nthere KC, are you feeling a bit SMRFY today?

Or maybe snorky?


Beaver Cleaver wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
TETER!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!! I'M GOING TO SMRF YOU!!!
SMRF Sharoth while you're at it.
I'm not worshiping you now. *Thwacks shark with poisonous mushroom*
HUZZZAH!

Don't make me call Eddie Haseell on you.


I just noticed the darling little white armguards.


Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
TETER!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!! I'M GOING TO SMRF YOU!!!
SMRF Sharoth while you're at it.
I'm not worshiping you now. *Thwacks shark with poisonous mushroom*

that tickles

~snicker~

Heh heh heh...

Spoiler:
He forgot about the secondary damage...should start up in a few minutes...


Callous Jack wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Hey nthere KC, are you feeling a bit SMRFY today?
Or maybe snorky?

Bwahaha!!! My sahugin friends are still safe from those creatures...I cast Epic Mass Magic Jar on them all...


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
TETER!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!! I'M GOING TO SMRF YOU!!!
SMRF Sharoth while you're at it.
I'm not worshiping you now. *Thwacks shark with poisonous mushroom*

that tickles

~snicker~

Heh heh heh...

** spoiler omitted **

Doncha wish your teeth grew back like mine?

nyuknyuknyuknyuknyuk!


Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
TETER!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!! I'M GOING TO SMRF YOU!!!
SMRF Sharoth while you're at it.
I'm not worshiping you now. *Thwacks shark with poisonous mushroom*

that tickles

~snicker~

Heh heh heh...

** spoiler omitted **

Doncha wish your teeth grew back like mine?

nyuknyuknyuknyuknyuk!

Nah...I'll get a druid to cast Magic Fang...

1 to 50 of 286 << first < prev | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | next > last >>
Community / Forums / Gamer Life / Off-Topic Discussions / A Smurfmonster Who Is Going To Be Smurfed All Messageboards

Want to post a reply? Sign in.