I hear the banjo's and calm petitions to the gods to aim true already.
So, will this finally be the installment where we finally get to see Valeros greased up and squealing like a pig?? Soouuueeeeeeeeeee!!!
Yum, yum, gimme some!
So, will this finally be the installment where we finally get to see Valeros greased up and squealing like a pig?? Soouuueeeeeeeeeee!!!
Well, at least Valeros doesn't look like Ned Beatty.
We got a live one here...
What?
In one of the discussions, Chapter 3 has been likened to "Saving Private Ryan" and "Deliverance"
The first probably because there's a band of rangers on Hook Mountain that need saving.
The second... well.. one of hints in the upcoming monster section alluded to 'ogre love children'
Ick.
I thought it was a reference to Valeros shaving his chest hair, wearing a black leather vest, touting a bow, and having the locals drive their horses to a rendezvous point while he and his friends take a canoe trip down the river. Along the way they play dueling banjos, and then as they finally land at the fort, they need to take out fortified positions through the use of mirrors, chewing gum, and sniping. Just before battle, Valeros's hands start shaking, and after the battle ends, Kyra scoops some earth into a canister along with other canisters marked "Africa" and "Italy."
I for one will be judging how successful this adventure is based on how many offended posts I see on these messageboards. I'm counting on you, Logue!
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I have a sinking feeling. Images of those poor soldiers at the fort. Wishboned and wrenched apart from crutch to craw.
I have high hopes, Logue, don't let me down.
Again, apologies for confusing you with the Pett in a previous post. You have your work cut out for you if you plan on topping his Skinsaw Men though. They just ooze Barker-esque weirdness...
...and I don't mean Bob Barker...
...although...
...spayed...neutered...
...never mind
I for one will be judging how successful this adventure is based on how many offended posts I see on these messageboards. I'm counting on you, Logue!
I am offensive! er, um... Oh boy. I meant offended. Death to Logue! ~thinks~ Maybe that will work.
Hand to the folk at Paizo to give the villagers one more reason to hate Shrek.
I mean hes GREEN....Bones and Bread.....no wait that giants...
What do you mean...? CHILDREN!?
O.O
DEATH TO THE OGRES!
The real question is...does Logue lead the Ogres?
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I have a sinking feeling. Images of those poor soldiers at the fort. Wishboned and wrenched apart from crutch to craw.
I have high hopes, Logue, don't let me down.
Again, apologies for confusing you with the Pett in a previous post. You have your work cut out for you if you plan on topping his Skinsaw Men though. They just ooze Barker-esque weirdness...
...and I don't mean Bob Barker...
...although...
...spayed...neutered...
...never mind
IDK--what's weirder than an orange lich?