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If I put on pants, I will need to go get some groceries...

Ah! Ah! Ze Polish Grocery Trousères! Magnifique!!!

Et voila!

Open your eyes!

Oh, you 'ave gone blind, because you 'ave clawed out your own optical organs. Quelle dommage; zat means you are unable to appreciate ze subtle play of burnt maroon and metallic phantom zephyr cerise in ze tiger-stripe pattern we 'ave chosen to apply to Touche-Chèvre's deloublingnoussoillionade. Bouf.

Ze next poster 'as invented a theme park ride based on GoatToucher's project

Though suddenly, I'm required by law to wonder: how do you button the things on the adult versions?

... heck, how do the adult versions function at all?

EDIT: dang it, man, you made me Google all over the place!

This is what I was envisioning.

This seems to be what you're describing. Well, made of denim.

Ohh, zut alors, zey 'ave not captured le vision stylistique de la unesie denime. Non non! Eet ees a disastere!

Ah shall 'ave to supply vous wiz peectures. Regardez-vous zis space.