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Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law's page

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Full Name

Sir E. Spitsalot
Race

Human
Classes/Levels

Paladin 20
Gender

Male
Size

Medium
Special Abilities

Layeth the Smite Down, Supress Free Thinking
Alignment

LAWful Self-Righteous
Deity

The LAW
Location

The LAW is everywhere, therefore so am I.
Languages

The Letter of the LAW
Occupation

Paladin-at-LAW
Strength 15
Dexterity 15
Constitution 15
Intelligence 15
Wisdom 15
Charisma 15

About Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law

People like to complain about us Paladins. They say we're no fun. That we have a stick shoved up our.....you know what? Let's not go there.

When the chips are down, however, who do they look to? When feelings are getting hurt, pigeons are attacking joggers thinking they have breadcrumbs, and the French stop being the French, who is expected to fix things? When the world is going to hell in a handbasket, with dogs and cats living together, everyone posting whatever they want on message boards, and chaos is reigning like a taco supreme, who ya gonna call. That's right - the paladin. Do as I say, not as I do.

So just get out of my way and let me smite something.


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