Mendev Crusader

Premature Decapitator, LGP's page

14 posts. Alias of Swivl.


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Sounds like your player has the same problem I do.


Thac20 wrote:
In order to her to fully experience what it means to be a vampire, you needed to have hit her with the Heal spell immediately. Don't hesitate, just act.

As I am prone to sudden outbursts of holy justice, I would do exactly this.


Kelsey is banned for the promotion of ninjas.

As an imbecile with poor perception, ninjas are a pain to deal with.


Nerdrage Ooze wrote:
Two words, Paladin alignment. Nuff said.

+1000

I'm sick of people telling me I can't decapitate anyone. Who are you, Elastril?!


Spanky is banned for not remembering that there's an edit button, and if I really had a problem with any statement I made, a coverup would be better served with it, rather than a rebuttal, and generally assuming any reply would be an attempt at a coverup, instead of just thinking about it.


Spanky the Leprechaun is banned for confusing my problems with the need for the sudden and swift murder of living things without question.

That's not a problem, it's a duty.


Spanky is banned for not cutting off enough heads!!

I can't do all the decapitation around here, you know.


I had a player with not so much a punny name, but if translated/spelled out (one of the words was an acronym), it would turn into something I couldn't repeat on these boards, as it breaks the vulgarity rule.

Yeah, he wanted it, so I let him. And, he survived the whole game.


I have to say; as an imbecile prone to sudden and preemptive acts of violence that I take exception with your remark and that I will promptly decapitate dissenters without prior warning. Consider this warning me being patient.


Oliver McShade wrote:
Lost but not forgotten :)

A loud sigh wisps from the corner of the room

F&^$.


Rolls out of bed, eyes lazily wandering for a moment, and then up with a start

Sorry I'm late, guys!

Decapitates thread

That should do it.


WE GOTTA SLAY THIS ONE BEFORE IT GETS OUTTA HAND!!

*Decapitates thread*

Uh-oh.

*Falls in the Woods*


Carp, a DM wrote:
Premature Decapitator, LGP wrote:
George the Rabbit wrote:
*Slaps Mouthy Upstart with a carp.*
*Decapitates carp*

What did that carp ever do to you?

::Takes away paladin's powers::
Next step, antipaladindom!

Noooo, I must atooone for my coooold actioooons!

BBLLLAAAARRRRRRRGGHHHH

...

*Decapitates vomit*


George the Rabbit wrote:
*Slaps Mouthy Upstart with a carp.*

*Decapitates carp*