This information is important. I need it for my nefarious plans. Would you deny a man his nefarious plans?
Myself? I was just reading an article regarding avocados.
Data entry.
What?
Sitting at work waiting for a call to come in....
Data entry.
What?
Private logs? Sensible government data? Secretive Bilderberg Group account information? Reptilian memos regarding world domination? WORK REPORTS ON ANTARCTIC NAZI SUBTERRANEAN BASES? MOON-BASED SPACE LYCANTHROPE ACTIVITY SCANS?!
WHERE IS ELVIS, YOU BASTARD!
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[bubble bubble bubble]
Sitting in the parking lot of Mr. Nepherti's work waiting for him to get off so we can go to lunch and he can take me to work.
Digging some boxes from under the snow.
Reading an article and watching a video about a trend predicting the rise in popularity of getting your anus tattooed. Just happened at a convention in Florida the previous week.
The chick getting it done? Whack.
Driving back to the office.
Creating a proxy so i can bypass the firewall at work. Its WORKING!!!
Reading an article and watching a video about a trend predicting the rise in popularity of getting your anus tattooed. Just happened at a convention in Florida the previous week.
The chick getting it done? Whack.
Why would you do that?!
Even worse, who's making predictions regarding it?!
Listening to my wife read our son the riot act over the phone.
I was shooting hoops in the campus gym up until closing time.
Why would you do that?!Reading an article and watching a video about a trend predicting the rise in popularity of getting your anus tattooed. Just happened at a convention in Florida the previous week.
The chick getting it done? Whack.
Why would I read the article or why would someone get their anus tattooed?
I assume you mean the latter. Who knows. I could combine it with her probably into drugs and probably stuck within the second stage of Freud's Psychosexual Development Theory.
Even worse, who's making predictions regarding it?!
A psychic.
You can Google for the details like CH did, but, I can't be responsible for any sanity loss.
*****
And what was I doing before this? Getting a glass of water to drink. Sanitary from me, I know.
You don't really want to know...
I was catching up on my reading of webcomics, mainly Goblins.
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Your mom.
Looking for my f$@$ing glasses.
Reading topics on our gaming group message board. Prior to that looking through new watched entries on deviant art. Prior to that checking my e-mail. Prior to that turning on computer. Prior to that peeing, putting on glasses, turning on computer and getting up (in reverse order).
Clicking the link that brought me here.
Playing Dragon's Dogma on PS3 and letting my sausage dogs jump over my bed.
Watching the original dragonball series. That crazy kid and his cloud.
I would tell you, but then I'd be called out for TMI.
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Watching Doctor Who!
Eating breakfast and getting caffeinated.
Your mom.
She's dead.
I would tell you, but then I'd be called out for TMI.
Well, there IS the private messaging option. (insert perverted leer here).
Working with a friend on our collaborative project.
Your mom.She's dead.
You killed your mom just for sleeping with me?
Bit harsh. But I guess I was done with her :P
Working with a friend on our collaborative project.
Bow chicka bow wow.
Working with a friend on our collaborative project.Bow chicka bow wow.
No just no.
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Your mom.She's dead.You killed your mom just for sleeping with me?
Bit harsh. But I guess I was done with her :P
Explains why she overdosed. Cremation was the necessary conclusion to burn away any impurities left behind.
Oh yeah. I'm currently eating rigatoni I threw in the crock-pot as I get ready for the first day back to school in three hours.
MATH 1151, please be gentle.
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I would tell you, but then I'd be called out for TMI.Well, there IS the private messaging option. (insert perverted leer here).
Feel free to carbon copy me...
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Reading a book with one hand.
Ooh la la!