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Male Hooman Utter Fool/4

Look! A thread for continuing side-quest shenanigans for people that need it!


Male Hooman Utter Fool/4

This is a shop for PAPER!:

"Alas, your womanly figure! Ah well, I suppose we weren't going to be able to stare at your wonderful derriére forever!"

Dodging a thrown potato (the CHEEK of that jack!), Guillaume raises a mildly incredulous brow to his partner in...escapades. Crime is so unsavory and beneath them both, right?

"And why dost thou thinkest mine personne should be of such interests to the Mademoiselle? I dare say you've tried to set me up with every young lady of means and status except dear Penny and yourself!"

Once the ribald ribbing and jokes are over, and the Madonna Ivanova kidnapped...er, rescued from any appointments she had that day, the journey south and westerly to the Market Plaza is quite a short one, and one can in fact see the gables of the Three Spears rise on the hill near the north gate.

A crowded market is just the place where questions could go unheard by those with ears too large for safety, and frankly it's probably more likely to find who sold the paper, and where that seller sourced it from that way than wandering into the "makers'" district. Or so Guillaume suggests.

Palatine, Aye:
The Abbot is about to direct you to the barracks the small group of Ardentines in Triskellian keep on hand, but then the bells ring out, signaling the beginning of the Office of Nones, which for the clergy and the Ordained means devotions to see the day out...or the beginning of it, if one cleaves closely to the Night cycle.

"Ah, Nones. Granvier and Genevieve do take their duties seriously. You will find them in the main chapel hall with the rest. Go on then young one, let an old man walk at his own pace."

You get the feeling he wouldn't mind accompanying you, but keeps up appearances of a sort anyway.


Female Red Fox

Palantine Sounds like Palpatine. When do I get force lightning?:

"Well, I would imagine so. Being derelict in their duties would set an ill example for those under their tutelage. Nonsense though, you seem a spry elder fellow. I would not mind walking with you. It would give me a chance to listen to your wisdom, something my mentors would box my ears for if I did not." Javiera said, as she nodded to him. "Sometimes, one must slow down as not to miss anything, after all."


Male Hooman Utter Fool/4

Never, you're a force for happiness of small children everywhere:
The old armadillo seems absolutely content at that, and at having a young, beautiful escort despite himself. He hooks an arm through yours and off you go toward the Cathédrale's main chapel.

"And rightly so, my young escort. Something that the young learn too late, and the old regret far too often. Haste is well when the time calls for haste, but when the time calls for stillness how many listen in these times? Gwennaelle may yet make a dutiful investigator of corruption, but first she must master her impulses. But tell me, you seem preoccupied, what business still calls you so that you do not devote your full attention to the Light this even?"


Female Red Fox

I'd rather be a force multiplier:

Javiera sighed a little. "I seem a little worried about tonight. The group of us who apprehended a criminal were invited to some kind of extravagant party, and I tend to live my life simply, giving that which I do not need away to those who do. Attending something like this seems to be the nature of some of the group with which I traveled, but I feel I would be out of place there. Plus, it concerned me that Delroy thanked me for showing mercy as one such as I should to defeated foes. I feel I should say a few extra prayers for him, that he might always know the light's blessing, even when surrounded by darkness."


Male Wolf

Awe:
Ceallach's eyes grow large at the sight of the collar. "This...ye truly mean et, Eamonn? If ya do, then aye, I will wear it, and with pride. To truly be Fiann...tis been my dream since I was a wee babe. Thank you Eamonn. Truly."

He almost lets a tear fall (almost) but this atavist is too proud to let others see him cry, or cry at all, so he simply puts on the leather collar with reverence. When he is done, it is almost like a new wolf stands before Eamonn. Something is...quieter about Ceallach. More confident, and less full of bravado.

"Now I've a reputation to uphold. Cannae be runnin' about like a cub no more."


Male Hooman Utter Fool/4

Force is Flat damage in Ironclaw lol:
The Abbot nods. "I am quite familiar with Delroy's tendencies, but I would not worry overmuch. He has been raised well, and I believe that once he gets beyond these wild, untamed years he will be quite the man, and quite the Hunter. As for your engagement tonight...well, asceticism is one of the tenets of Penitence, but I am not so crass as to believe all must hold to the beliefs I cherish. There is not so much wrong with indulging one's self infrequently, and," he lean closer and speaks lower, "Frankly there is much the Church speaks that one need not fret so much over. Does a farming village still live simply when they have a windfall and a good crop? No, and rightly so I say, they have earned their indulgence. And how many of the attitudes of yesteryear have been cast aside simply because they came before the Miracle of Helloise? Too many. Would that we could convince more to be like Dunwasser and cast about with a critical eye and let those who disagree be without obsessing over converting them."

Er...rambly a bit there. Basically, he's saying that you don't need to worry so much, and that not everything is so terrible even if priests think so. And if you really aren't comfortable, leave! What can they do to you, really? The Church is well protected.

New Wolf:
Eamonn looks baffled. "Well of course ah want ye ta wear it ye daft pup! What spirits curdled your head-mash to think a Bréhon presenting ye with the collar wasn't serious? Shore it's not the traditional way of eht, but the Fénechas permits it in extenuatin' circumstances, and these certainly are. We can't let a great warrior go about without his token can we?"

He shakes his head fondly and claps you on the shoulder, looking eye to eye, nose to nose, ear to ear, etc. "Ceallach Mac Seitheach, I present ye the nasc-niad, I name ye Fiann, protector of the Tuátha in entire, reaver to all foes o' the Phelan, keeper o' the ways o' war. May ye only fall on the fields o' battle, after all yer foes are cleft in twain and soakin' the barrows with their lifeblood."

Seemingly satisfied with this little ceremony, he retreats a pace or two in respect of the danger you present, now official according to the laws of your people. "There. A bit unorthodox, but seein' as the only qualified Fiann I know of is still half an island a way, but I think my sister would agree, ye've earned it. Though ye'll have to find yer own way to finish that woad. I'm a lawman and know accounts, not a warrior or a body-artist."


Female Red Fox

Aww, but I like multiplying the force of others:

Javiera pondered what the Abbot was saying, nodding at his words. If she felt too badly about it, she could leave easily enough. Plus, with her presence, hopefully there would be some inspired by her appearance that they might tithe more to the church, which would be worth going to a party for.

"I understand. Perhaps my presence there will keep some of them on better behavior, or even inspire them to seek out the light." She said, as she nodded. "Thank you for your advice, Abbot. It has helped to lift a burden of worry off of my shoulders."


Male Hooman Utter Fool/4

Multiplication is infrequent:
Linaeus nods and smiles his congenial smile. "I do hope you can enjoy yourself. Your Ardentine teachers may preach a life of unflinching, serious devotion to nothing but battling corruption and never letting up for a moment, but you are young, and many who held such tension have fallen rather spectacularly. Tell me, where have you been invited to?"


Female Red Fox

Our arrows will block out the sun:

"A place called the Three Spears, the party is hosted by a Rouchardon Ilaire" Javiera replied. "Have you heard of this person? Being recently returned to the city myself, I have not gotten a good canvas of who is who now." She asked, hoping that the Abbot could give her an idea of what she was in for in this situation


Male Hooman Utter Fool/4

Facepalm of Armadillo, berry good:
Linaeus groans and rubs the bridge of his wide snout as he informs you. "I see. One of the Guild's many nouveau riche, no doubt. The Three Spears is the favored gathering place of those with easy money, conscience or no. And I'm sure that others of our number will find themselves at this gathering as well. If only there were more of us like you. It is likely that you will be tested at this gathering, child, but stay your course and S'Allumer will see you are true. It is not ours to judge or command those astray, only to guide and pray. Do not condemn them too harshly, and if at all possible do not offend your host unless it is completely unavoidable."

That...clashes a wee bit with what he just said about being tolerant and abiding, but then again he is a Penitent, and if one is surrounded b temptation one is far more likely to give in than if one removes oneself.


Tiger Taoist, Sworddancer

Don't feed energy drinks to Hammy!:

"Well I thank you for your help. If you think of anything more, I would appreciate a letter. By the way, do you play Go? One of my companions, Hitaru, who traveled here with me, has been looking for someone new to play against, as I have not been in town much recently." She memorizes the symbol reffered to and copies a few of the foreign words onto a new sheet of paper, finding the letters oddly simple feeling compared to most of her writing.

If he continues conversation, I will continue as well, but if it is nothing more then pleasentries and light chit chat, then Quinn will move on to Dunwasser, looking for Natalia, hoping she can help find a book on the language of the words she wrote down seperatley, if pressed she will claim the words were something she saw down in the room where the alter was found.


Female Bat : Star Elementalist

Whispered confidences:

At the market, Natalia motions Guillaume to keep a slight distance, as she speaks to Rosza in private (or as private as on can get in the marketplace).
Finding the proper place for this is a small chore, since Natalia's and Rosza's heights do not quite match, but there are places aplenty for Natalia to gain a bit of height (those barrels, for instance).
"Rosza, Rosza, yesterday I met a facinating and handsome gentleman," she whispers to Rosza (as much as one can whisper in a noisy market). "He has said he wishes to see me again!"
Natalia does a poor job of concealing her delight with her news...


Female Red Fox

facepalmy goodness:

Javeira pondered the words of the Abbot. And his body language didn't seem to help aid in her through process. "Well, if there are those from the church who find themselves in trouble at this event, they know that they can count on my assistance. At least my presence there might help to relax things so that they do not feel as if they need to partake too much in the festivities."


Male Hooman Utter Fool/4

The great Sage:
The great sage Guang Shin Te is about to answer your question...but then he and you both notices that your ink isn't sticking to the page. It's floating up into the air, still holding the shapes you put on the paper. The strange symbols seem to dance without rhyme or reason, melting into each other and back again like they were on puppet strings...and they're beginning to glow with a dark violet sort of light that emits a spirit pressure so strong that your fur is standing on end, an a small voice in the back of your mind is screaming at you to run away, very quickly.

A bright flash! A loud report! When the disorientation clears there are no more symbols in the air...but the book and your notes have transliterated into Zhongwen! How?! Why?! Impossibru!

The great sage says "That...is odd, and intriguing!"

Church SHTUFF:
Linaeus seems to consider that, and shrugs. "I am sure that any who are there have attended because they wish to be there. And who would accost one of us amongst the very souls that desire the surety of being aligned with our interests? Still, be a rock of good sense as always."

Finally, you reach the Cathédrale and slide in while hymn is being sung. Nobody seems to notice, and the devotions continue without incident. Afterward the Abbot is dragged off on official business, and you find yourself immediately at the attention of two Boulonnais horses, a stallion and a mare, wearing Calendar swords and still in battered but well-kept and polished training armor. These are Granvier and Geneviève, your old instructors in the arts of battle and the right-hand path of S'Allumer.

Granvier speaks first, his deep voice a basso rumbling that could shake the earth's stones free if amplified. "Little vixen, you return from your journey early. What business could bring a proud Factionnaire from her post so far away?"


Female Weasel Dilettante

One Cannot Trust What One Hears in the Marketplace:

The ermine dips one rounded ear to the bat's not-quite-a-whisper, and studiously ignores what Natalia's own ears are doing to lever Rosza's broad-brimmed hat from her head.

It seems to take a few moments for the news to filter through whatever strange mental channels Rosza uses for things that make no sense to her, but when it finally does, she turns a somewhat incredulous smile on the little bat. "Attendre un moment...He is not a librarian, cher ami? You do not owe him a book? A fine upon one? Or do you mean to say a lesser étudiant of the starry arts seeks your help? Or...Is it that...He wishes your company for the sake of yourself?"

This last has that slightly joking lilt Rosza uses when she's confused about or unsure of the status of someone she's addressing, and is hoping to wave off any faux pas as a teasing joke...But Natalia knows the ermine well enough to know that this isn't Rosza's condescending manner...The little bat has seen that in action many times, and it's unmistakably brutal. The generally cocky musteline acts more puzzled than anything, possibly even a bit concerned.

It could even be that the sleek ermine looks worried about accidentally offending her delicate friend.


Female Bat : Star Elementalist

Your jest, it wounds me to my heart:

"Non, non, Rosza, he is not a librarian or student," Natalia whispers, a little touch of impatience in her voice.
"He said he wished to see me, and was so romantic and proper. He had spent some time training as a knight with the Avoirdupois too."
Natalia's face seems to light up a bit while speaking about him.


Female Weasel Dilettante

Unthinkable! No it isn't. But it's probably inconceivable.:
"Morbleu..." Rosza's eyes widen for a moment, then her ears pink and she grins a bit impishly. "Wait, wait my friend, you said with, not of, the Avoirdupois?" The image in the ermine's twisty little brain that must have provoked that cheeky grin is glaringly obvious.

The ermine chuckles softly. "So tell me of him, then, if he is not some fine upstanding young stallion-knight, who is he?"


Female Bat : Star Elementalist

Inconceivavle? I do not think that word means what you think it means:

"He is Signore Luigi Christoforo, a hadsome grey fox who has just returned to the city recently," Natalia answers. She then takes a second to peer at Guillaume, who is watching Madonna Rosza's facial expressions. Natalia flutters her hand at him in a 'nothing to see here' sort of way and giggles before returning to divulging her secret.
"He's of a noble house too, although he's far enough from the main heirs. Ah, spending time with him made me feel so..."
Natalia pauses, trying to find a word grand enough that could discribe her feelings and failing.


Female Weasel Dilettante

Perhaps Beyond All Conception would've been more correct:
"Giddy?" Rosza offers. "Dizzy? Unfashionably warm? Suscité?" The ermine grins. "Ah, my dear, I am very happy for you. But he'd best pray he's an honorabl..." She shakes her head, waves a hand as if brushing away a fly. "Mais non, I forget myself. You said he was trained as a knight, and you've not my problems with the...ulterior motives of suitors, oui?"

The ermine reaches out to place a hand tenderly on Natalia's shoulder. "Go slowly, my dear, and be gentle with your own heart. We are each only gifted with one first love."

And oh, if it could but be guaranteed true and lasting, my friend.

She makes a show of looking warily up and down the street before leaning down to whisper once more in Natalia's ear with a cheerful grin. "Just don't let mine oncle see him!"


Female Bat : Star Elementalist

Really? Is it that far-fetched?:

"Honestly, Rosza, have I not listened to all your warnings? He only kissed my hand, and has only been the soul of honour."
"And I can't think of any ulterior motives he might have either..."
However, some of Natalia's joy seems to leach away, as perhaps Rosza's words were raising doubts in her heart.

"And why would I hide him from your uncle?" she finished up, wondering over the last bit of advice...


Female Weasel Dilettante

Bah, Speak Not to an Ermine of Fetches! ...or was it fitches?:

Rosza pauses, warming a little more. "Non, non, mille tonnerres, 'tis good he has no motives!" She sighs. "Well, none but thy heart and eyes. Lucky girl!"

Seeing some of the light leaving the little bat's eyes, the ermine pouts. "Oh no, I've gone and ruint it, have I not? I am sorry, my dear, I meant it not. Thou must nowt listen to me about such things! Thou know'st full well what schemers we are, and the attentions of the sorts of boys I must suffer. I am sure thy fox is an honourable young man."

Then she smiles slyly at the last question, all impish. "Why, thou wouldst nowt want thy lovely fox stole away! I swear Oncle's flirting with Guillaume now."


Female Bat : Star Elementalist

Finch and Chimps?:

"Guillaume?" You can sense some of Natalia's confusion, and it makes you wonder about her range of experience and innocence.

Natalia shakes her head a little, and continues. "I wanted to tell you soonest, but it was late last night when I arrived home. We were on a balcony, watching the stars and the lights of the city, with the moon shining so brightly. Ah, the beauty of that moment..."


Female Red Fox

Bosses, always tough to deal with:

"Sir Granvier, greetings. It was not my intent to be back in the area so soon, before my tasks would be completed, however the Light led me to a group of adventurers who seemed to need my aid. They uncovered treachery, and I was able to help them apprehend the criminal. However, in our investigation of that event, we came upon a medallion from the The Order of the Shattered Star. The Abbot thought you might know something about that."


Female Weasel Dilettante

No Chimps!:

"My word, out so very late as all that?" Rosza grins. "Hadst thee only just met him? Thou'rt nowt allowed to be more scandalous than me, remember."

The ermine shakes her head, but she's smiling without any pretense now and her voice holds the slightest note of wonder, not any mockery. "The moon and the stars in thine eyes. Oh S'Allumer, thou art so smitten!" She dusts off the top of the neighboring barrel and sits atop it indecorously. "Thou'lt have to tell me more of thy fox, but quick. We should copy the letters of that letter thee kept before the day's gone, such that we may hand it over to Ilaire before he finds us imprudent enough to make demands 'pon us for it."


Male Hooman Utter Fool/4

This is exactly what I was hoping for when I wrote all that out! :`D

Guillaume interrupts, distraught, with business:
He'd looked out for paper sellers and paper makers for awhile when the girls were obviously absorbed in gossip, a dangerous land for any man to tread, but once something of import was sighted he'd come closer...and regretted it of course. Walking in on conversations did that to people.

The marbled polecat sputters, stumbles, but avoids careening into the barrel Natalia is perched on. He does put a hand to the cap to steady himself however, attempting to regain his appearance of nonchalance.

"What was that? I could swear you just implied thine oncle was directing affections toward mine person."

He looks faux-thoughtful for a moment, in the style of a famous statue or seventeen. "Hm, I can scarce think it would be worse to be the object of Juste Apollinaire's desires than dear Penelopé Simone. I should be safe from abduction then at least."


Female Bat : Star Elementalist

Oops, posting close to each other...

Goodbye, Mr. Chimps?:

Well, there isn't that much to speak of," Natalia answers. "He happened to be speaking with the Professors that I spoke to about those items we found, and introduced to me that way. And the Professors and I did a great deal of research and studies, so I did not have that many moments with him. To be honest, our time together was not overlong, much as I wished." Natalia, though claiming she spent little time with him, can still recall his appearence enough that you should be able to recognize him if you encountered him.

"Ah, that reminds me! Those broken pieces we recovered are old, maybe dating back to the time of the Autarch. Anyway, it is yet another mystery that has landed in our grasps."

"Reguarding the letter, would it not be better for us to hold the original, and to give Ilaire a copy? The handwriting may prove to be distinctive as the paper, and I would hate to lose that."


Male Hooman Utter Fool/4

Shattered Stars:
The massive grey stallion seems taken aback, the white braid on his chin tilting with his head as he regards the small (relatively) vixen with a new eye. "The Order of the Shattered Star? Hm. I think we might at that, though I warn you it is tenuous at best."

Geneviève interrupts him, her frame only less massive by virtue of nature, that being a mare and not a stallion, but she is no less forceful or imposing than her twin brother. Equally white topknot of a mane waving as she strikes him with a casual backhand, she reprimands him. "Mille tonnerres, do not end her search before it has begun, petit lourdaud!"

While her brother reels in surprise (a CURSE uttered in the HALLS OF LUMINANCE! UNTHINKABLE!) Geneviève fills you in. "Forgive Granvier, he does so adore the...expected behavior of our station. To actually give you an answer, the two of us were raised in a town in the northwest of Avoirdupois lands, only a few leagues from Auriville on the Doloreaux border. The tor outside the town is dominated by a crumbling ruin of a castle, arranged in a star pattern and bearing almost illegible words above its gates. The townsfolk say it is a Motto of an old Order of the Light, a tale our teachers were...not disposed to well, shall we say. But now I wonder..."

Her brother, for his part, harrumphs and doesn't agree, but doesn't disagree either.


Female Red Fox

Woo Quest?:

Javiera listened to her tutors, absorbing that tidbit of information that the group might want to investigate later, once this party was over.

"Does sound like a good place to start an investigation. If the group I travel with does uncover something, I will keep the two of you informed. It could be a fools errand, but still, it might be worth looking into, at least to fill a gap in the historical records." She said, as she tapped her finger on her side. "Bringing light to the darkness of the mind would be a noble cause, would it not?"


Male Hooman Utter Fool/4

Not quite a quest yet:
"Noble if it's useful and advances the cause of the Light, I should say," sputters Granvier, now recovered from his stunned incredulity. "And you should watch that tongue of yours sister, we are in the very center of the Light's dominion! If you must curse at least keep it out of the earthly house of the Ascended Ones! Patience, Gravity!"

For her part Geneviève rolls her eyes and whips her tail at him. "Yes, I've heard it so many times I'll fain forget it until I do. Hm...that sounds like that castle, doesn't it? Patience and Gravity to Outlast the Seal or somesuch nonsense. Well then young lady, will you be joining us for the morning exercises? I know it's been awhile since you've adjusted to the day cycle, especially out with all those wolves and other night-kin, but we should enjoy the company of someone that actually knows how to hold their blade once again. Or I suppose you could go bother Good Fredic and the du Sang hopefuls. They always need a weather eye out for them. Perhaps raid the scroll-hounds' home for useful information about the ancient castles of our homelands?"

You remember rather pointedly that Geneviève was always DOING something, and that Granvier was more the sort to engage in reflection and only act when informed and necessary.


Female Bat : Star Elementalist

Kidnapping?:

"You, Guillaume, abducted by Penelope? I have not heard the details of this, pray tell, could you enlighten me?" Natalia asks of the interupting Guillaume. "For in truth, Madonna Rosza has not mentioned your abduction to me at all, and my ears twitch with curiosity."

"But, did you intrude just to boast of your prowess and show off your physique, or have you something to say of import?"


Male Hooman Utter Fool/4

Kidnapping!:
"Madonna you wound me, wound I say! Am I not always the very pinnacle of proud, youthful manhood? Do I not constantly seek only the best angles for eyes to fall upon me? Do mine pantaloons not increase their suction to my loins with every passing day? I should say 'twere terribly lax of me to act any other way!" He accentuates his faux-shocked speech by posing in an increasingly ridiculous variety of stances, exaggerating his good features so much as to be comical.

"Oh do not worry so about Penny, Madonna. She is overeager, and certainly I am frightened of her...predatorial advances, but it is a simple thing to avoid her, or misdirect her affections onto someone else that will not entrap us both should she succeed in her dastardly aims."

After another moment he finally drops the silly pretenses and dusts himself off to face you directly. "Well, import. I had seen a likely looking seller of writing implements among other woody things, over yonder by that suspiciously well-off chap hawking books."


Female Bat : Star Elementalist

Pantaloons and Business:

"And here I thought the tightness of your pantaloons was because of Madonna Rosza's over-generous feeding of you, and your storing the excess for the cold weather," Natalia retorts with a laugh.

"But the shrinkage of your pantaloons and secretive exploits with Penny aside, you said that you had found something of import. So let us proceed to yon seller. We will follow behind you to the location."

Natalia hops down from the barrel, and then laughs. "Close behind, Guillaume, to see your wonderous strut of your loins."


Male Hooman Utter Fool/4

Strrrrrrrrrrrut!:
"Mm, 'twould be over-generous if we were not nigh-constantly avoiding the long eyes and arms of the law. Movement makes one rather leaner. At least that's what I've found out from running screaming from Penelopé every few days. How she finds me I've yet to uncover, but I shall! Right after we've conducted our business."

Let it not be said that a polecat doesn't listen to his betters. He obligingly struts across the market piazza, leading you to a storefront emblazoned as "Yuri's Scratchings," which doesn't sound much like a shop that sells fine paper and implements and inks, but there's at least one other finely dressed lady shopping, and a somewhat less fanciful red fox male in the uniform of a Junior Magistrate is looking over the finer sheafs of papers, vellums, and wrinkling his nose at the parchment down the table. Perhaps he must buy such, but doesn't wish to?

The proprietor is, to your surprise, a black bear with an incredibly thick accent...yet you can still understand his Calabrese. Well-practiced it seems. "Welcome Lord and Ladies! What can Yuri offer, procure, or otherwise acquire for you today?"

Rosza, if you've got comments about the previous passages that you missed earlier, just uh...extra-spoiler them? I dunno, whatever works for you, as long as it's obvious they're not part of the exact same paragraph.


Female Bat : Star Elementalist

Paper Business:

The walk across the piazza must of been a bit fast for Madonna Natalia, since she's happens to be breathing a bit heavier than normal, and the exertion must have reddened her cheeks (or at least that what she will claim if asked).

"Ah, Goodman Yuri, if you could help me with a conumdrum of sorts," Natalia exclaims in her sweetest and most disarming, empty-headed voice (modeled after Deirdre). "A gentleman has sent me a letter, and I wish to use the same paper to answer with. I know that it seems strange, but you must forgive the fancies of youth, yes?" She give him what she hopes is her most charming smile.

She holds out the letter, but folded to hide the writing and keeps a firm grasp upon it so the stationaire can not read what is written.


Female Red Fox

blade and boot:

"I think I might join you for exercises. I've beocme somewhat more skillful since I finished my own training with you, though I am probalby not at your level yet. Someday, perhaps. Javiera replied, as she smiled. Learning something new was always handy, and those two had been in the order a while before she joined. They always would have tricks to show the recruits, and some to show those who'd taken their vows as well.


Male Hooman Utter Fool/4

Yuri is a BEAR, he CARES:
The black bear reaches out to run his fingers over the paper, taking a sniff or three, examining the grain and pulp with his eyes and...a jeweler's loupe? This bear is serious about his paper!

"Hmmm...it's....hmmm...very nice, crisp yet soft, not too pulpy, but with enough grain to stand up to travel and use. See how it holds its fold so well? The smell! You can still smell the wood it came from! And...hm. Something else. I don't suppose you've had someone with a very keen nose take a sniff of this? It's holding something...but I don't know what. Ah....oh, Vitale, Vitale come here!"

The bear gestures to the red fox that had been browsing, who turns a bespectacled gaze over in curiosity, ambling over without further ado. He cocks his ears this way and that, licking his teeth as he examines the paper as well.

"What's this? A letter? What do you need me for...oh, the nose? Well..." He takes a sniff...then another...then another. "Hmmm...that's a fox. Middle-aged, male, unless I miss my mark entirely. He's scented the letter on purpose, for authenticity. Can't say I recognize it though. Hm. This is Dario's paper, isn't it?"

The bear nods and agrees, and apologizes that he's got no more of this fine stuff in stock, but he directs you to the paper maker Dario the ground squirrel. He lives a bit closer to Old Town, but still in the nice part of town. "Sorry I can't be of more help, Madonna. Dario doesn't really sleep though, so he'll be around should you desire to call on him. Please, if there's anything else you desire, I live to serve."

Eksherzises:
The equines seem glad, and the next morning you find yourself and about ten of the most senior trainees engaging in calisthenics and battle exercises. The twin instructors are as punishing as you remember, though they'd call themselves "harsh, but fair." The horses themselves work with nine of the trainees, but you've actually been paired up with Gwennaelle, the rat from the day before. More advanced than the rest, she's nearly completed her training, and will likely be sent to the Abbey of Ardent soon to take her Oath and hold vigil before being sent out into the world to illuminate it.

Now if only you could hold her attention. Clearly a student of the du Sang half of the Ardentines, she nearly takes a punishing blow as she's distracted by a conversation that anyone without the keen ears you share wouldn't have even heard...yet even over the clangor of battle you too can hear the bent heads of the two white mice priests walking the edge of the field.

"...tell you Brother, it's a rumor at best! Haunted? That old shop has been closed for twenty years and nothing's happened until now. I think that new owner is looking for attentions."

His companion insists of course that it's legitimate and the Church should do something, but the other won't budge.

Gwenn snaps out of her haze and apologizes profusely. "Oh, um, sorry. I'm really sorry, terribly so! Not my usual habit...guess I just got carried away. Hauntings aren't usual news here." She stands ready again, and you finish the exercises without undue interruption. After dousing to cool with water and quitting the field for noontide prayers, you find yourself eating with the clergy, where Geneviève has remembered something. "Patience and...oh foo, something else. Er, that castle ruin in our hometown, Patience was the first word carved above the gate...I can't remember the rest, and it's very worn, but that one always seemed immune to the weather and march of years."


Female Bat : Star Elementalist

Impulse shopping, with a purpose:

"Why thank you Goodman Yuri," Natalia bubbles with happiness. "Would you happen to have a violet ink, one scented with flowers? I do need to have the proper ink for a reply."

When Yuri returns with the ink, Natalia happily pays out the coins requested, then draws the bear aside for a quiet chat.
"I'm embarressed to say the gentleman did not sign his missive properly, and so I've not idea whom my secret admirer is. Isn't that just so romantic? But you say you've sold out of this paper? Did any of your recent customers happen to, say, be a middle-aged fox, perchance? Or would this Goodman Dario be the one whom would know?"


Male Hooman Utter Fool/4

Customers...:
The bear scrunches up his face in thought and comes up...half-empty? "I've had a few customers fitting that look m'lady. 'Twouldn't be for me to say if any of them are your admirer, and if they are then Dario would know better. I mostly sell to ah, well, the established businessmen around these parts, and their lady wives. Dario's paper is popular though, I'd imagine he sells plenty direct-like to the nobility. He'd probably know for sure though, only does his business in person, smart lad."


Female Weasel Dilettante

Rosza Juette hangs back a bit, thoughtfully studying the bookseller's cart from a distance, not yet wandering quite close enough for that worthy to risk intruding on the market-territory of his neighbor the papetier.

For the first few moments as Natalia queries the bear, the weasel seems prepared to step in at a heartbeat's notice. She relaxes slightly thereafter, her expression curiously bemused.

And once upon a time her ears would turn so scarlet when she knew I was fibbing that I couldn't tell lies in her presence. I wonder if I have been a very bad influence on my dear friend, or perhaps a good one? Well. She's doing just fine.

She shakes her head slightly at something, then takes two swift steps into the booksellers demesne, as if her attention were caught by the broadly calligraphic strokes of slightly flaked gold leaf on one spine...Then halts as she hears the fox.

Now why didn't I think to sniff it?
Well, duh, because Rosza's species-traits are slighted so hard...Bad weasel! Or at least, not terribly weasely weasel.

The ermine recovers herself, frowns at the book as if it weren't what she expected, and lightly passes a hand along the row on the cart's lower shelf, fingertips poised but not quite touching the variously bound spines, seeming disinterested in the stacks of broadsheets. One of her ears flicks lazily at the vendor, not quite an invitation to conversation but a visible cue that she's aware of him.

Rosza Juette frowns again, mentally running down the memorized list of books and chicanery to mask them as she surveys the contents of the vendor's cart.


Male Hooman Utter Fool/4

Booksellin' man:
The broadsheet Rosza is so disinterested in proclaims that people in Old Town have been sighting "The Tanner!" again. Ever so slightly smaller print exclaims loudly that "The Tanner!" is Triskellian's most notorious bogeyman, preying upon the nobility that crushed his business during the years of the Guilds' formation.

Fairyfloss of course, but whatever made a coin.

This particular bookseller only has the usual chapbooks and novellas popular with the emerging middle class, sordid stories and tawdry tales mostly. One or two volumes that might be of interest to students of the College, and a picture folio for children, but nothing resembling your Oncle's list.

But then...the booksellers aren't a large crowd, and they probably know their competition.

The portly dormouse blinks impassively at you, and suddenly blurts out in an unexpectedly sonorous yet squeaky voice "Summat yew wont? M'lady Oi'd luv ta serve ye, but the knowin'll help immmmmmessr'bly."


Tiger Taoist, Sworddancer

What a wonderful spice sage is:
"That was most intrigueing. Shall we read this?" Quinn starts reading over the text skimming for an overview first then in more detail. She takes notes of names and dates so she cross reference later.


Male Hooman Utter Fool/4

It's more boring than the collected works of Alan Alda...:
The great sage is more than cautious after what just happened, and seems to think that maybe it would be a better idea to run very far away. You find him in the curtains roped to the wall, coiled up like he's resting in a paranoia-hammock.

It takes some coaxing, but he eventually comes down and sits again, feverishly drinking more tea to distract himself from...things. But then he realizes he can read the book, and his curiosity takes over in full. "What is...Zhongwén! How?! And look, your paper is blank again! It is a miracle!"

You immediately notice two things: One, that any attempt to write down further passages fails, as the ink simply slides right back into the well it came from. "Stupendiferous!" says the sage!

Two, that this is still a thick text and it's transliterated from a foreign tongue, even if by magic. So you suspect the wording is not quite as perfect as you'd prefer, but it's workable.

To glean proper results I'll need you to roll your Mind and Academics. The sage will be doing the same, and he's rather better than you at this, so you roll will add Assist dice to his.

RESEARCH! Mind, Academics, Career, Research Gift 1d8 ⇒ 71d8 ⇒ 21d8 ⇒ 31d12 ⇒ 2

Wow. Even the Great Sage Guang Shin Te is stumpified!


Male Wolf

Woad is me:
[b]"Aye, that I'll have ta do meself. I know et's somethin' ta do with tha spirits within ya, but damned if I can remember such a thing. When I still lived in the Fiann camp, they talked like women about et some nights. It won't be done unless I find another one, or I do et meself."


Male Hooman Utter Fool/4

Hey now some of those Fianna are womenfolk:
"Moight that be because sum o' those Fianna are womenfolk? A jest, but know that while ye may not ken all that folk say, it's the sayin' that's important. The Brehona may not serve the clans in the same way as the Druids, but we're taught by 'em, aye, and they've got a point...when it comes to debatin' anyway. Still, I'll keep a weather eye out fer things that may help ye with that, short o' gettin' one o' the Fianna here ta do eht."

He closes the chest and hides things that look valuable before bustling you and himself out of the house, only stopping to take a slightly fancier looking cloak off a peg by the door. Back out in the afternoon air, he seems more at ease.

"Well, I have business down at the Coster's corner o' the Docks. Don't suppose ye want to see 'em? It may not be warrior's work, but ye've got the build for it and the company always appreciates folk that can be trusted to actually do the work they pay for."


Female Bat : Star Elementalist

Next on the list...:

Natalia swept out of the store with grace, after thanking the bear Yuri profusely for his help.

"Now gather up your Mistress, good Guillaume, for we must amble to the next shop to find out more," Natalia instructs the weasel with good humor. "Bookseller, I never knew she was interested in literary works..."


Male Hooman Utter Fool/4

He snorts roughly and in a very un-ferret-like way. "As if anyone could gather her up so. She'd rail and scream mightily."

He wisely said this out of her earshot, though.

Onward?


Female Red Fox

crunch crunch fizz fizz:

"Well, luckily this is training, and not the real thing. Hopefully there won't be any kind of attacks in the courtyard, but one can never be careful. And hauntings? Something happening around town that might require someone to deal with an errant spirit?" Javiera had asked, as she'd returned to the ready position. Hopefully the instructors were keeping the novices training on avoiding distractions in the heat of battle.

She nodded to Geneviève when she reveals the first word. "So, is it their motto? Or something else, I wonder. Still, the more you remember, the closer we will be to bringing more knowledge out into the light."


Male Hooman Utter Fool/4

Javiera:
"First I've heard of anything like it. You know we don't get involved first though. Got to be proof of the haunting, or at least a few witnesses claiming such before a priest would get dispatched, and THEN we'd have to wait for their report before any of US would get dispatched, probably with one of the city's Witch Finders just in case some strange wizard's been tampering with Necromancy, and the city loves to look like they're cooperating with the Church. Doesn't hurt relations with the Avoirdupois either."

Gwenn clearly knows what the heck is UP with politics, at least in this narrow area.

************

At dinner: "It could be, and if it's from a Capitular Order it's likely what would be there. The current "big three" do that at least, and history says the tradition started long before us, so I imagine your guess is correct."


Tiger Taoist, Sworddancer

Mind, Academics, Taoist: 1d8 ⇒ 31d4 ⇒ 21d6 ⇒ 2

Don't think I'm helping very much the one who can't figure it out himself.

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