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I have this spell in one of my character and leave 4 different message when go to Nocticula domain in the abyss though echo
1: I'm a princess, I'm pretty, I'm blonde (giggles)
2: so here is my number, so call me maybe
3: (From the seagulls in Finding Nemo) mine, mine, mine mine mine mine mine mine
4: ehhhhhh Macarena aha

5: Hangman's coming
6: Hey, who turned out the lights?
7: Don't turn around

8. Surprise, right now my mind is empty, have a seat and wait
9. If you want to have the best dragon wings for 9.9g, go to the new kapibara inn, in magnimar

10:"Wassssup!"
11:"We've been trying to reach you. Your horse insurance is about to expire."

Okay, so thought echo let's you choose a message that gets read if someone tries to read surface thoughts. Was a little confused by the title.

12. 'My command word is 'Turtleboggan'. I hope they don't know that.'

Anyone saying that word is clearly reading your mind. Blink and pretend to be charmed (maybe change the echo to something like 'This person is an old, trusted friend.') and wait for a chance to catch them off guard.

13. 'Dang, I forgot to cast resist [energy type you're resistant to]. I hope no one attacks me with that.'

14. 'How does that song go? 'Money, money, mon-eeeey...' Dang it! What was the next word? 'Money, money, mon-eeeey...'

15. Ups I did it again,I blow up my mind and can't resist.

16. If you are reading this you activate the Animus mine, this message will be destroyed in 5 second

17. Hello, is it me you are looking for?

18. 'Are they staring? Is something on my face? Is it a booger? Oh god... it's a booger! When they turn, just casually wipe it away...'

19. 'Sunshiiine, lollipops, and rainboooows. Everything that... makes a hmmm-hmmm something-something...'

20. 'I am using thought echo and you're too weak to penetrate it. Yes, you! Now there's a glowing mark over your head. Take a look!'
Scarab Sages

21. "No matter where you go, there you are."

GM's call: the spell states up to 25 words, but it doesn't state a cadence, speed, or that it must be quick and conveyed within six seconds (1 round) in length. Most sentences over twenty words would be hard-pressed to be in one round unless really rushed (in my opinion). So maybe you could reeeeeaaaaally stretch it out over several round to distract a mind reader with an enticing (or sexy) tidbit that keeps them trying to learn a juicy secret.

22. 'The combination code is: 3... 2... (one round) ... makes 5... subtract the 2... (one round)...so 3... then add the 5... that's 8... (one round) So 3... 2... uhh... Start over... (one round)'

23. 'The key is... two bricks left... (one round) ... of the bent torch... and the box... (one round)... is beneath the stone... six steps from the... (one round) ... red? No, blue... tile.'

24. 'Da vessel widda pestle has da pellet with da poison. Da chalice from da palace has the brew that is true. Da flagon widda dragon...'

25. I wonder who looks better in bunny pajamas: brad vampire or kevin lich

26. That goblin looks like Arnold Schwarzegoblin

27. "Two girls, one cup," he was muttering. He looked so... traumatized. Why? Were they fighting over a cup? It must have been a nice cup...'

28. "We're no strangers to loooove. You know the rules, and soooo do I! Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down! Never gonna..."

Unless the duration is when activated or permanency is used, the spell is pretty darn useless,
Goth Guru wrote:
Unless the duration is when activated or permanency is used, the spell is pretty darn useless,

But is fun against anyone who wants to read your mind (specially the succubus)

Pizza Lord wrote:

27. "Two girls, one cup," he was muttering. He looked so... traumatized. Why? Were they fighting over a cup? It must have been a nice cup...'

You are a bad person.

29 There must be something edible around here... perfect!

30 Hastur, have you seen my copy of the Necronomicon?
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"Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, bananaphone"

32. Today I'm going to be rich if I sell the book of the damned to a demon lord

33. I need a good demon to teach me how to become a good person

34. Should I wear simple or more provocative clothes? Seriously, having the body of a seductress is stupid for a bookworm like me.

36. '#36? What happened to thought #35? Where did it go? How would I even lose an entire thought? Does that make this #35?'

37. 'Don't think of an elephant riding a tricycle. Don't think of elephant riding a tricycle! Don't think of an elephant riding a tricycle!'

38. 'One plus one is two, two plus two is four, four plus four is eight, eight plus eight is sixteen, sixteen plus sixteen is ... uhmm...'

39. 'Thought echo-echo-echo-o! Tho-uuught echo-echo-echo-o! Echo-echo-echo-o! Hel-llooo-ellooo-ellooo!'

40. Now where did that cobra slither off to?

41. Elf or Dwarf? Elf, or Dwarf? Elf or Dwarf? Why is choosing dinner so difficult?

42. Where did I leave that jar of child hearts?

43. Did someone steal my bag of fingers? SOMEONE STOLE MY BAG OF FINGERS!!!

44. DAMN, dat girl is mighty fine!

45. I really hope nobody is reading my thoughts right now.

46. Curse my perverted mind!

47. Damn the Bard for putting those thoughts in my head!

48. Look at how crowded this room is... Time for a Fireball!!!

49. Black Knight to D5, White Rook to G3, Black Pawn to C9, White Queen to B4.... How do I counter?

50. 1 pound of ground wyvern meat, 1 owlbear egg, 8 hydra tongues, what was the rest of the things Honeybun wanted for tonight?

51 Cogito ergo sum. I think therefore I am. Chop, splat.

52 No Kobolds were harmed in the making of this adventure path.
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"This is the song that never ends
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was..."

54. 'I should number my thoughts. A numeral before each one. This will be #54. I will always put the number in front of them now.'

55. 'Boobies, boobies, boobies. Boobies, boobies, boobies. Boobies, boobies boobies. Those are fun to think about. What are some other birds?'

56. 'Legend says that if you say the S-word aloud, you will transform into one. Handy, Brainy, Papa... I'd be Pizza Smur~ NO! Almost got me!'
(Don't do it. Don't you dare do it! You were warned!)
Scarab Sages
Joynt Jezebel wrote:


52 No Kobolds were harmed in the making of this adventure path.

57. "Kobold remember waterworks."

58. "Kobold still hate you."

59:"Yes, we have no bananas."
60:A brick wall

"Never trust them devils
or anything they say
the always stab you in the back
just to get their way
the only thing thats worse
IS THEIR SHIT SUBSTANDARD PAY"

"Looking for spicy mortal secrets?
Dont look here, but at Mistress Webbe's secret secret emporium of secrets!
New Secrets, recently expired secrets, tasty secrets, spicy secrets and our special surprise secret offers, go call 666-999-69 SECRET!"

"You are trespassing on the mental property of our Lady in Shadow.
The Blades of midnight will reevalute your right to exist in 5,4,3"

64: "Why are you reading my mind you creep? What's wrong with you? Disgusting pervert. You should be ashamed of yourself."

65: "I'm pretty sure it was Colonel Mustard with the Candlestick in the Billiards Room."

"Blah blah, blah blah, blah blah
That's all folks!"

[Also a candidate for my real life, or more correctly real death, epitaph.]

67. "If Ivana Trump married Neil Diamond, would she be Ivana Diamond? If she divorced him and married Jack Nichols... would she be Ivana Diamond-Nichols?"
(Sounds better when said aloud.)

68. "Chugga-Chugga Choo-choo... or is it 'Chugga-Chugga-Chugga Choo-choo'? How many chuggas to a choo-choo? Three? Four? Chugga-Chugga-Chugga..."

69."Don't let on about the blessing that makes the next attack against me automatically miss and my next attack ignore concealment and deal triple damage."
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