Space Kobolds

[Dracomicron]

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So... hey...

Starfinder is getting kobolds with the race cards, due out next week.

I'd... really like to play one in Society.

We've waited a long time.

I'll do what I need to do... check boxes... play high level scenarios... pay achievement points or whatnot.

I wanna play a kobold. Always have, since 2nd edition Advanced Dungeons & Dragons.

So hit me one more time.

[CrystalSeas]

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[Nefreet]

They're always available in PFS2...

[Dracomicron]

Nefreet wrote:

They're always available in PFS2...

While I thank you for the suggestion, I don't appreciate the cut of your jib, sirrah.

Why would I play ground kobolds when I could play space kobolds?

[BigNorseWolf]

Dracomicron wrote:

Nefreet wrote:

They're always available in PFS2...

While I thank you for the suggestion, I don't appreciate the cut of your jib, sirrah.

Why would I play ground kobolds when I could play space kobolds?

Rolling a 1 on piloting checks?

[John Godek III]

Hopefully we'll be seeing some additional races coming with the cards. Space Foxes looks pretty cool!

[BigNorseWolf]

John Godek III wrote:

Hopefully we'll be seeing some additional races coming with the cards. Space Foxes looks pretty cool!

Do they have a racial bonus to do a barrel roll?

[Dracomicron]

BigNorseWolf wrote:

Dracomicron wrote:

Nefreet wrote:

They're always available in PFS2...

While I thank you for the suggestion, I don't appreciate the cut of your jib, sirrah.

Why would I play ground kobolds when I could play space kobolds?

Rolling a 1 on piloting checks?

WHY WOULD I DO THAT ON PURPOSE BNW???

[Hmm]

I definitely want to see boons for those cards. Space kitsune!

I wonder if they will come with Starfinder ACP?

Hmm

[Gary Bush]

Hmm wrote:

I definitely want to see boons for those cards. Space kitsune!

I wonder if they will come with Starfinder ACP?

Hmm

Pretty sure that will be a yes. Just need to understand how SFACP (S-ACP??) is going to be determined.

[Kishmo]

Gary Bush wrote:

S-ACP??

I endorse S-ACP! In the grand tradition of appending "space-" to the beginning of things to make them all be-Starfindered*, I can only demand assume S-ACP stands for "Space-ACP" and is pronounced "spacey p" :D

But Kishmo, can you use it in a sentence?
Sure can!
Wow, I need to save up my Spacey Ps now that Brenneri is a purchasable boon! Blessèd are we, for surely this is proof that Most Esteemed Star Daddy Jenny loves us, and wants us to be happy. All hail our new space-otter overlords!

Kishmo, that was three sentences, actually...
Listen, pal, do you want Brenneri or not.

*I.E. necrovite = space-lich, nuar = space-minotaur, Akiton = space-Mars, and so on.

[Gary Bush]

Kishmo wrote:

*I.E. necrovite = space-lich, nuar = space-minotaur, Akiton = space-Mars, and so on.

Makes one wonder what space-ghost must be....

[Jared Thaler - Personal Opinion]

Gary Bush wrote:

Kishmo wrote:

*I.E. necrovite = space-lich, nuar = space-minotaur, Akiton = space-Mars, and so on.

Makes one wonder what space-ghost must be....

Coast-to-coast?

[GM Wageslave]

The group I'm rounding up for a romp through the setting have been calling the game 'Spehs-wagon' for years now.

[BigNorseWolf]

GM Wageslave wrote:

The group I'm rounding up for a romp through the setting have been calling the game 'Spehs-wagon' for years now.

Take my love, take my land

the spice must flow , this ragtag band.
I don't care, we don't work for free
we'll save your rear but for a fee....

[Hilary Moon Murphy]

Oh, wait a minute... We're filking now?

♬ Yippie I oh oh oh
Yippie I aye ye ye
Space Kobolds in the sky ♬

[Dracomicron]

Hilary Moon Murphy wrote:

Oh, wait a minute... We're filking now?

♬ Yippie I oh oh oh
Yippie I aye ye ye
Space Kobolds in the sky ♬

I mean, where else would they be? They're SPACE kobolds.

[Spiff, the StarBold!]

Spiff! believe that GOING FAST among the stars is most important thing in LIFE. You go slow, you DIE! No go slow? No die!

[Zefira Lachlan]

Spiff, the StarBold! wrote:

Spiff! believe that GOING FAST among the stars is most important thing in LIFE. You go slow, you DIE! No go slow? No die!

By Desna, I'll drink to that sentiment, little friend!

(Zefira is my ace pilot daredevil operative Sky Jockey. She'll get you where you need to go, but don't eat a large meal first!)

[Spiff, the StarBold!]

"Spiff have big adventures lately! Spiff ride train that stopped really hard HERESY! then went really, really, really FAST! WHEEEEEEEE!"

Spiff then realized that not everyone is a worshipper of Speed, terrified to heck and slowed train down to 'boring slow stop'.

"Then Spiff got to go to other worlds in other place/time/stuff and think that Speed is a Constant. Suggest everyone try this experience!"

Spiff was incredibly saddened when most of the worlds in question DIDN'T have ways of going really FAST.

"But most recently, Spiff got to go to REDACTED and zip around as part of worship practices as part of Speed religion but evil monsters from plane of YouNoGoFast attempt to make Spiff NoGoFast. Was followed by cheaty dogs that walked through angles but no run. What point of going fast to places if no go fast?"

Spiff's encounters in a certain cross-time Special package may be overstated or understated. Viewer discretion advised.

((Spiff is a ranged solarian with Solar Flare, Fleet, and Jet Dash. Spiff may have forgetten that they had Jet Dash during all the excitement for Reasons...))

[Alex Speidel]

Still upset my [REDACTED MONSTERS] didn’t get to steal Spiff’s momentum…